FSP Virtual Gift Exchange

[Shelly]

If we had a gift exchange, what would you give the fine people of FSP?

• Duff: A book on how to talk to women.

• Mouse & Marcus Bryant: An organizer to keep track of their different personalities

• Kori: Her own radio show

• Jim: A blow up doll where you can change the face so he can pretend it's whoever he's lusting after at the moment

• Mikey: gnocchi

• BigZak: Jennifer Love Hewitt

• Timvp: Skills to beat an 11 year old at ESPN football

• CC: The perfect garden and the phone number of the toothless wonder

• Slomo: Some decent music to listen to

• Manny: The resources to make the world a better place

• Sequ: A trouble free car and some fresh corn

• Scott: Something reel classey

• Violent Kitten: Some catnip

• UU666: A date with Duff...I mean...SW..screw it! You already have the best present!

• SW: A faster way to get out of the SBC center!

• Samuri Jane: The latest DDR

• Herbivore Female: The ability to get off people's ignore lists

• Pseudo: Sequ's golf clubs so she can pawn them and go shopping when the Shops at La Cantera open

Don't be offended if I didn't mention you. These were the ones off the top of my head. I'll add more later.

[bigzak25]

you know just how to please me s y.

thankyou.

you get a hot mama of the year award, and a coupon for a free sensual massage. and that's not all s y.....FSP is sending YOU and 3 Guests and 1 dog to California for the Holidays!!! woohoo!

[Useruser666]

I don't know what to ask for after SW. Um.......

And SW doesn't need a fast way out of the SBC lot when she's with me.

[GoldToe]

I could use a new pair of socks.

[tlongII]

WTFIT? I get nothing?!

[1369]

Look at it this way S y, with SW and User now an item, just think of all the money you'll be saving on that "D" cell batteries you were planning on buying SW for Xmas.

[Shelly]

WTFIT? I get nothing?!

How could I forget you????? I knew there was somone important that I was forgetting!

• Tlong: A Trailblazer championship and Jim's eternal love.

@ 1369

[tlongII]

How could I forget you????? I knew there was somone important that I was forgetting!

• Tlong: A Trailblazer championship and Jim's eternal love.

@ 1369

AAAAAAACK!

[2pac]

[Shelly]

y'all can make your own lists!

[timvp]

He's almost 12.

[2Blonde]

Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year. I went to Mass, rooted for the Spurs and averted my eyes when mouse posted nude photos of himself at his computer. But I have to admit I did peek at the Gorrilla porn. Anyway could I please have the following:
#1... A job for my husband. (He is about to retire from the military and I don't want him around the house too much.)
#2...My daughter to actually turn in her homework once in while. (She spends all that time doing it, so she might as well get the grade for it.)
#3...Jewelry. (Enough said !!)
#4...Lingerie. (It might help me get #3)

Love,
2Blonde

[samikeyp]

2pac-"1001 Mack Brown Jokes"

S y-stuff to bake me cookies

Timvp-AJ throwback jersey

Johnny Blaze-field passes to Safeco Field

Tlong-Bill Walton Deadhead t-shirt

Jimcs50-Billy Kilmer throwback jersey

SW-Bed and Breakfast Weekend with the person of her choice

Useruser666-a card that says "SpursWoman's person of choice"

Manny-success in his new job

Mouse-a job

Bigzak-Russ Grimm throwback jersey

Kori-her own show on Food Network called "Cooking for a GTG"

Alamo50-a job with the Spurs

Sarapet-lunch dammit!

To all of our international friends-plane tickets and Spurs tickets.

to all of you-peace and prosperity in 2005

[Bandit2981]

a lump of coal to all of you for always forgetting me

[T Park]

wow,

im shocked no underhanded or cheap shots at me.

I didnt think you guys had it in you to ignore me.

[bigzak25]

Mouse-a job

sheeeeeeyyit....want me to part the red sea too?

sincerely,

santa-

[Slomo]

• Slomo: Some decent music to listen to

Thanks!











P.S. I only have to listen to that song twice a day now, so fingers crossed by next week I don't hear the bloody rooster anymore

[ClintSquint]

What ever it is....go ahead...make my day.

[Useruser666]

sheeeeeeyyit....want me to part the red sea too?

sincerely,

santa-

...On Comet, on Cupid, on Mouse, Donder and Blitzen.

[exstatic]

Sequ - A booster seat for when he and Pseudo go out to dinner.

[Taco]

My List:

1. Fresh Guacamole

2. Bean and Cheese

3. Fajitas

and last but not least

4. Viagra (So I can have that Crispy Taco s , Mrs Taco will thank you later)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

#5 for Taco - Fledgling record label. Tacosaucier Productions.

[gophergeorge]

Dear Santa,

All I want is for you to make those black helicopters stop flying over my house.

Love,

Dan

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

GopherGeorge - A collection of bad suits, a dry-erase clipboard and a raspy voice.

[gophergeorge]

GopherGeorge - A collection of bad suits, a dry-erase clipboard and a raspy voice.

Ha! I already have two of the three.... I am only missing the bad suits...

Though I did wear a pair of blue dockers, a "polo" shirt" with St. John Bosco on it and my penny loafers...



Could you picture me in a Cotton Fitzsimmons outfit????