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    I Drink Elephant Poop Bear Grylls's Avatar
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    Starburst Fruit Chews are exactly as their name would indicate: chewy. But one Boston-area woman says the candies are so chewy, they should come with a warning label.

    Victoria McArthur, of Romero, Mich., is suing Starbursts' parent company, Mars Inc., for more than $25,000 for "permanent personal injuries" she claims she sustained after biting into one of their yellow candy in 2005.

    "I don't know, maybe about 3 chews and it literally locked my jaw … and it just literally pulled my jaw out of joint," she told MyFoxDetroit.com.


    McArthur's lawyer, Brian Muawad, says the candies caused her to develop a condition known as temporal mandibular joint dysfunction. McArthur says she has had trouble chewing, talking and sleeping since the incident.

    Muawad says McArthur offered to negotiate a settlement with Starburst's insurer to pay for her rehabilitation, but the company said no way. A spokesman for Mars refused to comment.


    McArthur says she just does wants to make sure nobody else meets the same end she did when she decided to indulging her sweetooth.

    "I don't want to see anybody else have to go through what I have gone through from eating a piece of candy that was supposed to be soft chew," she said.


    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286855,00.html

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    LMFAO

    So you can sue the Tic-Tac makers if you chip your tooth as well?

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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Is this her first time eating Starbursts? Seriously.

    Damn Michigan people.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I don't blame her. They are chewy as .

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    I abhor ugliness Vizzini's Avatar
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    Damn Michigan people.
    Quit talking about Michigan or we will send the 72 year old ex-Marine to beat all of your asses.

    http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6712595

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    Yes I Am!! Good 'N Plenty's Avatar
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    I'm suing M&M's 'cause they DO melt in my hand and not in my mouth.

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    Spurs 4 Life joeyjfive's Avatar
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    I hope the judge gives her life in prison just for taking this to court.

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    January Championship Banner? td4mvp21's Avatar
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    Another dumb case from a ing moron.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Anytime an attorney brings a case this frivolous to court, he should have one finger chopped off.

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    Dumb . If it's made by man, don't put it your mouth.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    If it's made by man, don't put it your mouth.


    Oh, man ...

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Dumb . If it's made by man, don't put it your mouth.
    There goes your sex life.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    same sued me cuz my was too big.....

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    Good thing this dumbass didn't try a Now and Later, talk about her family suing for murder.

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    Start Dice The Red Hood's Avatar
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    Did you know that there is a Starburst soda

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    Believe. Richard Cranium's Avatar
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    same sued me cuz my was too big.....
    She lost due to your lack of evidence.

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    Start Dice The Red Hood's Avatar
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    She lost due to your lack of evidence.

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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    She lost due to your lack of evidence.

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    Big Mo MoSpur's Avatar
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    She lost due to your lack of evidence.
    Burned.


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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Good thing this dumbass didn't try a Now and Later, talk about her family suing for murder.
    At least jawbreakers are in the clear, they tell you what they are going to do.

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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Good thing this dumbass didn't try a Now and Later, talk about her family suing for murder.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I'm going to sue US Corn growers as a whole for the irritation I have suffered for YEARS getting little corn kernal skins caught in my teeth.

    bastages!

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    No More Pink NorCal510's Avatar
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    I'm going to sue US Corn growers as a whole for the irritation I have suffered for YEARS getting little corn kernal skins caught in my teeth.

    bastages!
    and im gonna sew them for them coming out in my s

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    and im gonna sew them for them coming out in my s

    Damn you have a soccer mom car and you can knit?

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    tort reform for the love of god!!

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