DJ Gallo's list of draft quotes

[ShoogarBear]

A couple of these are good.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/index

A STERN TALKING TO

What does David Stern say to the draft picks when they walk onstage? We bugged last night's proceedings. Here's a taste.

David Stern -- Greg Oden
Stern: " o, young man. Congratulations and welcome to the NBA!"
Oden: "Don't give me that. If it wasn't for you, I would have been here last year and $10 million richer. I want to kill you."
Stern: "Now, now. What do you know about killing?"
Oden: "I killed plenty back in 'Nam."

David Stern -- Kevin Durant
Stern: "Congratulations. Now let's see if you're strong enough to lift this Sonics hat onto your head. I hear you're rather weak."

David Stern -- Jeff Green
Stern: "Ugh. The Celtics. Sorry, young man. That's a fate that no one deserves. Hopefully you'll get lucky and they'll trade you."

David Stern -- Yi Jianlian
Stern: "Welcome to the NBA! People say you are the next Yao Ming."
Jianlian: "Is it because I'm tall?"

David Stern -- Joakim Noah
Stern: "Well, o, young lady. Aren't you a sight for sore eyes. What a pretty pantsuit you have on."

David Stern -- Jared Dudley
Stern: "Be honest with me. Do you think the league is ready for a commissioner with cornrows?"

David Stern -- Nick Fazekas
Stern: "I don't normally talk to second-round picks, but this is the first time the Mavericks were up. Now, listen to me. I am your commissioner, so you have to do whatever I say. Take this knife and stab your owner for me, and I promise you will be comfortable for the rest of your life."
--DJ Gallo

[Obstructed_View]

So basically this was written for the Oden one, which is laugh out loud funny.

[T Park]

@ Fazekas and Noah