Warning from The Taliban

[Hook Dem]

Just received this late-breaking news.
Better go sell all the S and 7-Eleven stock!
Things may really get bad, now.

The Associated Press reports that: This morning--from
a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of
Terror, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that
if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off America's supply of
convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next.

It's getting ugly.

[Guru of Nothing]

Sometimes, we laugh with you.

[E20]

Umm aren't Indians the ones driving the cabs and working at the 7-11's.

[Hook Dem]

Its a joke E-20. They're not really gonna quit on us.

[E20]

You had me scared there for a sec.

[scott]

There is no ill that a little racial hatred doesn't cure!

[Nbadan]

What's really amazing is how oil has been kind of a catch-22 for the Middle East. On the one hand it's made some Arabs and a lot of Multinational oil companies a lot of money. On the other hand, had Islam not been radicalized in the Middle East for dubious purposes, like it wasn't in Indonesia, who knows were the Arabs would be today?

[travis2]

I usually love your stuff, Hook...but not this time...