Dear Abby:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
y in Illinois
*spewing coffee all over my monitor*
It was funnier as a Larry The Cable Guy joke...
hmmm - hadn't heard that one
"I tell you what I was madder than skinhead watchin the jeffersons"
"Lord I apologize...."
Larry the cable guy is a funny mfer. As is Rodney Carrington.
tpark when are you going to post a picture of your fiance
"GIT-R-DONE"
Oh....that guy. He's funny
he did this hilarious piece on being on a puddlejumper airline from Beaumont to Houston...lost an engine and the guy next to him was freaking out...hilarious stuff...
the guy next to him was freaking and wanted to know if the plane could fly on one engine...
" yeah it can fly on one engine...right to the damn crash site...It'll fly so well we'll probably beat the EMS by thirty minutes..."
Anybody ever see "The Amazing Johnathan" or whatever his name is?
CC-the guy next to him was freaking and wanted to know if the plane could fly on one engine...
" yeah it can fly on one engine...right to the damn crash site...It'll fly so well we'll probably beat the EMS by thirty minutes..."
The guy you're talking about is Ron "Tater Salad" White, who'd funnier than the other three combined.
ahh...that sounds right...I heard it on a CD and couldn't stop laughing...another hilarious piece was about deer hunting...
he was talking about him always hitting deer with his truck and his cousin the deer hunter...his cousin bragging about his rifle and how many feet per second the bullet would go, dressing up in camo, putting deer piss on his boots etc...talking about how hard deer hunting is...
he was like.."you're going about this all wrong...your problem is that bullet is just goin WAY too fast...what you need to do is slow that sum down to 55mph and put headlights on it and the ing deer will just throw themselves in front of it!"...
seeeut...I got almost got beer up my nose on that one..
hmmmmm...now THERE'S a thought...ahh...that sounds right...I heard it on a CD and couldn't stop laughing...another hilarious piece was about deer hunting...
he was talking about him always hitting deer with his truck and his cousin the deer hunter...his cousin bragging about his rifle and how many feet per second the bullet would go, dressing up in camo, putting deer piss on his boots etc...talking about how hard deer hunting is...
he was like.."you're going about this all wrong...your problem is that bullet is just goin WAY too fast...what you need to do is slow that sum down to 55mph and put headlights on it and the ing deer will just throw themselves in front of it!"...
seeeut...I got almost got beer up my nose on that one..
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