Today we salute you, Mr. 12-7 aggie fan....
"Mr. 12-7 aggie fan"
Most college football team take overwhelming pride in winning National Championships, Conference Championships, and Bowl Games. You? You've got 12-7...
"It's a 5 point win"
Armed with your first win over Texas in 7 years, you can't stop talking about how the tide is turning....
"One in a row"
Most people wait for more than one win in this millennium before proclaiming complete dominance, but not you. You are convinced by one ugly win, you can never again lose to your daddy....
"The nut squeezing makes me dizzy"
So crack open an ice cold can of koolaid, oh sultan of suckage. Because your recruiting classes continue to circle the drain, and you've got Fran for at least 2 more years....
"Mr. 12-7 aggie faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"
I have to admit, this made me laugh
LOL
If this was 8 months ago that might've been relevent...
Actually not, a&m fans are still obsessed with the fact they beat Texas. I actually saw a 12-7 tshirt last week.
^Man, I won't even begin to go into the classic UT vs. a&m debate. I do give them credit for winning a tough road game against us last year. BUT, they need to quit focusing/obsessing on UT, there are other teams out there they play that need just as much, if not more attention.
Tech, ou?
A co-worker of mine's inspection sticker on his truck expired last November. He waited until Dec. so he could have 12-07 on his windshield for a year.
Most aggys aren't that bad...
Did you write that? Someone told me it was on texags earlier today.
That's so unbelievably sexual. Even as an aggie, I feel the need to find that car and take a baseball bat to the windshield.
It originated on orangebloods.com
I have been on there and did not see it, I showed it to my aggy co-worker and he said it was on texags. That is too funny.
Yeah, I seen this on Orangebloods a couple days ago. It already made it to classics lol.
weak.
I like this one better..
"Real Men of Genius"
"Mr. Dallas area bandwagon Horns Fan"
Most college football fans drown in their cheap beer after their team bit the dust, but not you. You've got the Stars, and Mavericks, and Female Butch Roller Derby to cheer for!
"Female Butch Roller Derbyyy!!"
With the memories of the 2005 Rosebowl still fresh on your mind, nothing beats like reliving those moments like playing NCAA 08 on Junior Varsity and installing a WR as your quaterback for those 200-14 lopsided victories. And nothing says real man like scoring 200 pts on easy in a video game.
"Mr 200 pts per game armchair Head Coach!"
Nevermind that you have no affiliation to Austin Texas, Willie Nelson, and that secluded en y known as The University of Texas, You represent the longhorns in your Burnt orange knockoff gear like Shirley Temple reprsents the UFC.
"Shirley Temple plays Defensive back, Jack!"
Yes Shirley Temple does play defensive back, jack, just like Wearing priced down burnt orange gear after a winning season is the mark of a true fan.
"Bought it on Clearance!"
So crack open an ice cold bottle of pumpkin ale, because what better to make turn your true blue Mav blood, UT orange with micro brewed hippie beer to satisfy your high urban metro lifestyle. We salute you "sultan of Sports Knowledge".
"Mr. Dallas area bandwagon Horns Fan"
Last edited by gtownspur; 07-23-2007 at 09:06 PM.
G
culo!
Yet you know it's so true.
Yep bandwagon horns fan, yet I am still around even after the bandwagoners jumped off after this crappy season.
and I would whip anyone's ass here in ncaa 08 fyi.
I know this might sound crazy, but you don't think that perhaps, the person bought that 12-7 shirt back in December? I know it's a stretch, but see if you can possibly wrap your head around that idea.
It's also like that time Dirk wore his 2006 Western Conference Champs hat mere days after getting tossed by Golden State in '07... man, someone should really talk to that guy since it seems like he hasn't given up the one time he beat the Spurs and Suns in the same playoffs.
I guess the Mavs "being on a mission" after 1 Finals appearence makes more sense than the Ags reveling in the fact that they sent UT to the Alamo Bowl.
You sent us to the Alamo Bowl? No you didn't. If the bowls didn't care about how many times a team has played in their bowl, you would have been in the Alamo. We had the 2nd best record in the big 12 but we played in the Holiday and Cotton bowl so many times since the 1999 season that they wanted someone different. And it was you, and you proceeded to have the worse Holiday Bowl in quite some time.
real men of genius was one of the worst ad campaigns of all time, i don't see how this can be considered remotely amusing merely by association.
that's putting mildly..
I like that Longhorn makes light of Aggie being obsessed with them, yet constantly reciprocates those feelings by posting about said Aggies.
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