Sign somebody awready

[Holt's Cat]

[Mr. Body]

Holt bought you that platinum collar. That's where the money went.

[Holt's Cat]

It itches.

[CubanMustGo]

SAN ANTONIO (BPI) - The San Antonio Spurs today announced the signing of Morris the Cat. Per team policy, terms were not announced. To make room on the team roster, it was announced that Holt's Cat had been released. "Holt's had recently been questioning team policy," said Spurs owner Peter Holt, "and that's not the way we do business in San Antonio. We wish Holt's Cat a long and successful career - only elsewhere."

Interested suitors for Holt's Cat include Meownix, Houmeow, and the Detroit Pawstons. Holt's is also said to be considering leaving the NBA for a position with Purrdue.

[phxspurfan]

roffle

[timvp]

SAN ANTONIO (BPI) - The San Antonio Spurs today announced the signing of Morris the Cat. Per team policy, terms were not announced. To make room on the team roster, it was announced that Holt's Cat had been released. "Holt's had recently been questioning team policy," said Spurs owner Peter Holt, "and that's not the way we do business in San Antonio. We wish Holt's Cat a long and successful career - only elsewhere."

Interested suitors for Holt's Cat include Meownix, Houmeow, and the Detroit Pawstons. Holt's is also said to be considering leaving the NBA for a position with Purrdue.

Holt saves even more money. First Butler and Scola for cash. Then waive James White. And now Mo the Cat.

Great offseason

[Holt's Cat]

Not cheaper if you count the taxidermist.

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't Morris dead?

Sheer genius, Peter.

[timvp]

A dead cat is cheaper than a living cat. Hopefully Holt doesn't expand this new found logic to the basketball team.

Pistol Pete to replace Beno. I can see it now

[ShoogarBear]

Dead, but a better ball handler.

[Mr. Body]

Dead, but a better ball handler.

Beno has latinas handle his balls, so it's a non-issue.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I hear they drafted a Siamese kitten but it's going to be a few years before they can get him out of his contract overseas.

[ShoogarBear]

I heard they actually had a leopard and a panther, but when Holt found out how much they eat, he traded them to Houston for a tin of sardines.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I heard they actually had a leopard and a panther, but when Holt found out how much they eat, he traded them to Houston for a tin of sardines.

The story I heard was that when Holt saw how much the panther was already eating he was willing to throw in the leopard just to get rid of him.

[PM5K]

SAN ANTONIO (BPI) - The San Antonio Spurs today announced the signing of Morris the Cat. Per team policy, terms were not announced. To make room on the team roster, it was announced that Holt's Cat had been released. "Holt's had recently been questioning team policy," said Spurs owner Peter Holt, "and that's not the way we do business in San Antonio. We wish Holt's Cat a long and successful career - only elsewhere."

Interested suitors for Holt's Cat include Meownix, Houmeow, and the Detroit Pawstons. Holt's is also said to be considering leaving the NBA for a position with Purrdue.

That's a great ing troll, Purrdue.... LMFAO...

[angel_luv]

I hear they drafted a Siamese kitten but it's going to be a few years before they can get him out of his contract overseas.

This thread is SuPurr. Thanks for the laugh guys.

[Solid D]

[Solid D]

I have a feeling the quiet coming from the Spurs' FO is the "silence before the snore".

[Holt's Cat]

[MrChug]

This is what I have to say to all this business:



I'm tired of this, here's how Chuggz's on our new FA.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

[saporvida]

Beno has latinas handle his balls, so it's a non-issue.

i wish i had some muchachas handling mine... lucky beno!

mx i'll be back soon!