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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    Pencil removed from woman's head
    59-year-old suffered from headaches, nosebleeds for 55 years
    Updated: 8:47 a.m. CT Aug 6, 2007

    BERLIN - A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported on Monday.

    Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four.

    “The pencil went right through my skin — and disappeared into my head,” Wegner told the newspaper.

    It narrowly missed vital parts of her brain.

    At the time no one dared operate, but now technology has improved sufficiently for doctors to be able to remove it.

    The majority of the pencil, some 3.1 inches long, was taken out in an operation at a private Berlin clinic, but the tip had grown in so firmly that it was impossible to remove.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    This was a woman with the write stuff in her head.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Seems like they couldn't erase the whole thing from her mind, though.

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    Believe.
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    Sorry, Shoogar, you need to sharpen your wit.

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    I suppose that's one way to keep your mind sharp.

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    Believe. Richard Cranium's Avatar
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    And to think, some were ready to write her off.

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    Believe. Richard Cranium's Avatar
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    The pencil is mightier than the sword.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'd say she got the "point"

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    I wonder if she also has a lead foot?

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    i bet she got high marks in school.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    "This is a stick-up!"

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I don't get all these puns.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    you guys are bad.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I bet she's old and german.

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    I don't know why she waited so long. I would have told her to get the lead out!!

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    She's a #2.

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    It's about time someone got the lead out.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    The docs had penciled her in for that surgery.

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    Spammich Spam's Avatar
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    This has lawsuit written all over it.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Pen-y for her thoughts?

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Nazi anyone?

    God I'm good.

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    Nazi anyone?

    God I'm good.
    No wonder you think that Fresh Prince is funny.

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    I'll get right to the point, with penetrating truth.

    Pencil "lead" is made from carbon, not metallic lead.

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    I was being sarcastic.


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    I was being sarcastic.

    Either that, or just acting your age

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