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Mike Vick's Puppy Trainers
Anybody having trouble coming up with a fantasy team name? I stole some of these from Kissing Suzy Kolber, so credit where credit is due, but I wonder if anybody else has something good to add:
The Jon-Benet Rams
Body by Mangini
The Port Huron Statements
My Mom and Dad Having Sex
Cleverly Named Team
The Birmingham Church Fire
Grandpa's Magic Anus
Bad Newz Kennels
The Gaza Strippers
Weekend at Benoit's
My Alonzo Mourning Jacket
Saving Nolan Ryan
Third and Schlong
First Down Syndrome
Romo is my holder
Everybody loves Romo
Last Tango in Paris Hilton
Brian's Dong
Houston Nutt's Cell Phone Records
Brady Quinn Raped Me
Three Doors Down Syndrome
Chris Simms is a
The Ookie Monsters
Lindsay's Alcohol Bracelet
Rae Carruth's Girlfriend
The Vanderjagoff's
Suspended by Goodell
The Silver Mullets
Dexter Manley Book Club
Short Bus Rapist
Mike Vick's Puppy Trainers
That's a good one. Only problem is that Anchorman, Borat and Vick-themed names will be overdone this year.
Manu's Bald Spot
Grandpa's Magic Anus? WTF?
The Utah Miners
It's got that creepy + children's book vibe going for it.Grandpa's Magic Anus? WTF?
http://www.fftoolbox.com/team_names.cfm
There's a team name generator ... I can't DL it at work.
cool, thanks.
Cleveland Brown Eyes
Sincinati Bang Gals
Oedipus Rex Grossman
Nate Newton's Junk in the Trunk
The Malt Kickers
Some other funny ones I saw:
Reno's Police Department
Neverland Ranch Hands
Rusty Trombones
The Ball Movements
Pacman Liberation Army
Coitus Interruptors
Drop A McAllister
4th Down Perversions
The Spiderpigs.
That's a good basketball one, along with My Alonzo Mourning Jacket.
Here's some good baseball ones:
ie Thon in a box
Cory Lidle's Flight Lessons (too soon?)
I'd make it Flight Instructors, but it's not too soon.
Tank Johnson's Inebriated Chauffeurs.
What's Left of New Orleans Saints
Some good basketball ones:
The Microfractures
The Plantar Fasciiti
Coach Pornstache (in honor of Mike D'Antoni)
My team name: The Flaxseed Oilers
Optional name: Another Man's Testicals
Who you playing this week? I'm playing with another man's testicals. Really? Yeah, they're really good.
There's a reason they don't call him "Feelings Johnson."
KY Jam/Preserves
Matt Leinart's Illegitimate Child
The Dancing Santas
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