I'm bored off my ass

[MannyIsGod]

I hate you all, I hate you all so very much.

[timvp]

I'm guessing your job with Walnut.org didn't happen.

[MannyIsGod]

Nope, just going to take 1039831081 hours this next semester and work waiting tables.

[Tonto]

Toyota starts at $17.00 Dollars an hour. Tonto want to work there..



Try Golfing my bored pale face friend


http://www.addictinggames.com/miniputt.html

[Jekka]

I hate you, too, Jackass.

[MannyIsGod]

please. I don't need you, I can get sex elsewhere.

[Jekka]

Isn't that what got us into this mess? You make me sick.

[MannyIsGod]

What? I was supposed to say no to the group sex? Please, you never say no to your sex clients, so why can't I have some fun?

[Jekka]

Shut up, I'm making more money than you are.

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah well wait untill I report you to the IRS. Lets see you yourself out of that mess.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, and I just tested positive for herpes, ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME???

[Jekka]

What would you like to know? I know nothing of herpes, I try to turn away customers with lesions. Unless you count as a customer. (Really, you should pay me more - to compensate for other areas.)

[MannyIsGod]

God damn it. You always said it was a good size. And besides, your friend Melissa never complained about it's size.

[Jekka]

"When a girl says it's a good size, that means it's small."

Really.

[exstatic]

...at both of you

[timvp]

"When a girl says it's a good size, that means it's small."

Really.

Deathblow.

[MannyIsGod]

Case in point....your thread in the club openly arguing with your girlfriend. Does your entire life have to be on display for others to see and cast their approval? You are your own worst enemy. Clean up your own back yard before attempting to clean mine.

Ok, I thought it was pretty obvious, but in case any of you don't understand. Let me fill you in on the following:

1. Jess is not a Pros ute. She is however a ho.
2. I don't have herpes, neither does Jess. She gave me the crabs however.
3. Neither of us make any money. We are both broke losers. Po' for you sotherners.
4. I did nothing with her friend Melissa.
5. I have never had group sex. Unless you count that time..nevermind.

IT WAS A JOKE

Oh and most importantly, I AM NOT SMALL. es, Recognize.

[Hook Dem]

Never been that bored! Pardon me for being gullable.

[Hook Dem]

[PakiDan]

Shut up, I'm making more money than you are.

This is the best thing I have read in my entire life. And this includes AP English and Penthouse Forum.

[Mr Dio]

This is the best thing I have read in my entire life. And this includes "AP English" and Penthouse Forum --- Is that Arab People English? You dumb Paki son of a camel with goat ties!

[PakiDan]

This is the best thing I have read in my entire life. And this includes "AP English" and Penthouse Forum --- Is that Arab People English? You dumb Paki son of a camel with goat ties!

This is the Queen's English: Mr. Dio had a rib removed so he could suck his own pimple .

[Mr Dio]

This is the Queen's English: Mr. Dio had a rib removed so he could suck his own pimple .

--- Well PakiPuss, if that is what you said it definitely is a Queen's English. Speaking of pimples, did your mom ever find out if that thing was her clit or ANOTHER genital wart?