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Harrumph!!!!
*growl*
OK, I am ing tired of this . I pay all the mortgage,bills, insurance etc., buy all the meals when we eat out frequently, and give my wife $2000.00 a month (after taxes) for spending money and household incidentals. She decided a year ago that this just wasn't enough money and she went out and got a full time job. She keeps all her paychecks too.
She just called me in a very pissy, snippy phone call, said the house was a "mess" and said she was taking off work at noon to go home and "clean the house" and was I going to take the afternoon off too to "help"?...WTF????? I am all about helping out around the house...I do all the yard work, make the bed, sweep and mop at least 1/3 of the time, send most of my clothes to the cleaners and pay for that...
! Despite my callous postings sometimes I'm no chauvinist pig...I respect her work and thats about all we talk about anymore...but I have mine too and it pays the bills...Just because I'm self employed doesn't mean that it doesn't cost me money to take off...
Am I unreasonable to think that this demand was a little over the top?
Harrumph!!!!
yeah, that was way over the top. Call her up and tell her you'll be home at 6 and to have some nice cool chocolate pie ready since she went home early.
You didn't following the dating rules before you married her.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words ' you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love compe ion.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop ing about the cold right now, you're going to be ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. Girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
24. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!
25. When you first meet a woman slap her right across the face. That way she can never say "why dont you treat the way you used to?"
26. Remind her of the following question... "What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice." She'll appreciate your thoughtfulness and the good advice.
Maybe you shouldn't have told her she was getting fat 11 years ago...
Maybe you shouldn't have told her she was getting fat 11 years ago...
But...fat people are supposed to be jolly! Mother ers lied about that too!
Passive aggressive negotiations. Up it to three G's.
Counseling. It worked for the boss.
If she's that unhappy, just tell her to give me a call and I'll tell her all about my ex-husband.
put some of that 2k to good use and hire a maid/cook.
You aren't overreacting. You married a women that is too ing needy. All to often women want to be the women who is catered to and the man who makes the money because lets face it...most women are greedy. I know the type and have been married to it in the past. I vowed from that moment on to find a nice subserviant women who caters to my needs because in my opinion its the only way to find some peace and quiet. I'm going to guess she's white or maybe grew up in a well to do family?
Good luck brother my thoughts are with you in this tough time. I'm hear for you if you need a shoulder.
Does her $2000 a month have to pay for groceries, etc.?
If not, you give her way too much money.
Cut her back to $1000 and tell her to STFU and stop whining.
A Store that sells husbands opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband . . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
She takes the escalator to the second floor. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. With four levels still above, she doesn't hesitate to go up one more.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but decides that with one floor to go,she could find perfection. So she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Seriously ... especially if she's working full time and keeping her entire check. She has to be blowing a load of money if that plus her checks aren't enough.
Most of us do all of that stuff out of the goodness of our heart...she's got a of an operation going on over there.
Just look at it on the positive side.........she has 90% of your money, but you have 100% of the pussy.
You pay all the bills and still give her $2,000 a month?! Wow, my ex-husband rarely MADE more than $2,000 (take home pay)! Your wife has got it reallllly good - she needs to talk to some of us women who were married to loser bums so that she will more fully appreciate what she's got!
I say cut her "allowance" in half and tell her that Fantasy Island was just a tv show and it was cancelled several years ago!
Obviously CC's Spurstalk password has been stolen by his wife.
Well, I'm sure the PC was paid with HER money anyway.
Dude, how much are you making each month to be giving your wife 2000 dollars a month? HOLY .............................................. ..................
What is your occupation? WTF how does she spend 2000 dollars in one month???? What does she buy?????? That's crazy.
Isn't pros ution illegal?Just look at it on the positive side.........she has 90% of your money, but you have 100% of the pussy.
[QUOTE=CosmicCowboy]I respect her work and thats about all we talk about anymore[QUOTE]
Sounds like there is more trouble other than just money. It does sound like she has it pretty good......maybe she is looking for attention? How long are your work hours?
I don't have an allowance and I think my paycheck goes to paying off his student loans. What's up with that?
Somewhere down that line, I also manage to pay HEB's mortgage too.
If she's working full time, don't give her the $2000 anymore. Put that aside to get yourself something nice, or save it and hide it in a secret fund under an assumed iden y so it can't be claimed in the divorce settlement and you'll have $24 G next year to really play with when you come to your senses and realize that you screwed this relationship up by giving her too much in a material sense, thus spoiling her rotten.
Dude, how much are you making each month to be giving your wife 2000 dollars a month? HOLY .............................................. ..................
What is your occupation? WTF how does she spend 2000 dollars in one month???? What does she buy?????? That's crazy.
Well it depends on how many kids they have. My grocery bill is around 1k/month.
ing HEB!
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