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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...nwiggle125.xml



    Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.


    Jessica Alba's waist:hip ratio gives her a sexy walk


    The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

    This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

    Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

    The Jessica Alba sashay beat off compe ion from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.

    While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.

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    Breaking News: Nerds Find Way to Pass Off Alba Obsession as Science

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    I had read about that study....now if they can do a study on herpes.

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    I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...
    she went out with him?!....................she's lost a lot of points with me. and she got herpes from him?! what a waste.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...
    The saddest part about it is that she passed them on to me.

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    Scratch that ToughActinTinactin's Avatar
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    Fantasy herpes?

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    Jessica Alba has the perfect everything.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Jessica Alba has the perfect everything.
    except the vagina, so i hear

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    In Limbo mardigan's Avatar
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    If Jeter gave Alba the herps, then Biel probably got them too

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    I'd hit it.


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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Except during those times that those pesky symptoms show up.

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...
    Maybe she gave it to Jeter.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    ahhh the elusive 0.7 waist hip ratio
    yessir if you find one of those you'd best hang onto it.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    ahhh the elusive 0.7 waist hip ratio
    yessir if you find one of those you'd best hang onto it.
    did you ever hear singh speak on the UT campus? kinda creepy.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Duh. Any college graduate would know about the hip ratio.

    Someone at UIW, St. Mary's, or Trinity is doing research on this topic.

    I think they expanded it to men as well and the male ratio was .8 Interesting.

    And I don't have anything to say about Jessica. Nothing at all.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    did you ever hear singh speak on the UT campus? kinda creepy.

    No, who is dis singh? I got edumacated 'bout waist hip ratio by anudda pursin.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Except during those times that those pesky symptoms show up.
    I believe they have medication to keep it under control. Besides, it's all hear-say anyway.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    No, who is dis singh? I got edumacated 'bout waist hip ratio by anudda pursin.
    http://www.psy.utexas.edu/psy/FACULTY/Singh/Singh.html

    Evolutionary Biology/Psychology like professor. Probably pretty amazing to hear speak.

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    Definition of Overrated.

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    mookies wiggle to his jiggle is the best i saiddddd

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    I know the guys will eventually say it...so I'll save them the time:

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    "Have to check the film" PixelPusher's Avatar
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    I know the guys will eventually say it...so I'll save them the time:

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    Maybe she gave it to Jeter.
    True dat

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    I wonder what ratio gives me my sexy strut.

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