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    Veteran fatsack's Avatar
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    If I wanted to decide every frickin' single detail of my sandwich, I would make it myself and not bother going out.

    For example... I walk into my local Subway and have a look at the menu board. Ooh wow, look. There's some kind of new sandwich. It's made from some meat I've never heard of, and it has some kind of sauce I've never heard of and cheese I've never heard of and there are weird crusty things on the bread. I don't know what any of it is, but holy doesn't it look good? So I say, "hey... yeah, I'll have that right there".

    So what comes next? I think we all know the answer to that.

    "So what kind of bread would you like on that?"
    "What kind of cheese would you like on that"
    "What kind of meat would you like on that"
    "Would you like lettuce, tomatoes, onions, salt, pepper, oregano?"

    So i just say, "I just want it the way it comes... like in the picture".

    And invariably the dude is like, "ahhh, okay. Would you like white or wheat?"

    ARGH!!!!

    I always end up with some Frankenstein's sandwich that may or not be a reasonable representation of what I'm able to see in the picture, because they just REFUSE to make it the way it is in the picture. They REFUSE to take the responsibility that maybe I'm not prepared to face the consequences of not specifically deciding every detail of my sandwich.

    If they had a standard version of every sandwich, a nice little list of items hanging on the door of the walk-in freezer or something... if there was an option to just get a sandwich "regular"... it might be different.

    But no. It's not like that. Not at all.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    stop going there and start going to quiznos instead

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Don't go to the Subway in Bulverde.

    There is a guy named Greg there who has used meat from off the floor, cut the mold off of veggies to keep using and never washes his hands and tells his employees...its ok...you have gloves on. He also insists "don't waste gloves, they can be used several times"


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    Luck is Evil Phil Hellmuth's Avatar
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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    My supervisor takes me to Subway for lunch all the time.

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    Waiting for Tparks response in 5......4......3.......2.......

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    Optomistic but Realistic MrChug's Avatar
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    My supervisor takes me to Subway for lunch all the time.
    Your supervisor takes you to lunch all the time?

    Lemme guess...your supervisor is a male and you're cute (what a shock). Just f'kn with you.

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    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    Rofl...this thread makes me laugh...alot...

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    you, that's exactly why I prefer subway, cus I can put whatever the I want in the sandwich.

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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    Your supervisor takes you to lunch all the time?

    Lemme guess...your supervisor is a male and you're cute (what a shock). Just f'kn with you.

    You must've missed the thread where fatsack outed me for cheating on him with my supervisor.

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    yeah, customize your sandy

    every place should be like that

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    Exactly, like the other day my co-worker comes to my cube and says, "I brought me a sandwich for lunch, but I want to go out for lunch, wanna go?"

    I say, "sure where?"

    "Subway?"

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Is it really that hard?

    I actually like the sandwich place on campus because everything is customizable. They charge by weight rather than having a menu of pre-determined sandwich recipes, so you tell them everything right down to how many slices of meat you want. It's awesome.

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    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    Sounds like you're too lazy to even say what you want on your sandwich.

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    Believe.
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    My supervisor takes me to Subway for lunch all the time.
    Perhaps he's trying to give you a gentle "Jared" hint...

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    Manu + SJAX = #5 50 cent's Avatar
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    If I wanted to decide every frickin' single detail of my sandwich, I would make it myself and not bother going out.

    For example... I walk into my local Subway and have a look at the menu board. Ooh wow, look. There's some kind of new sandwich. It's made from some meat I've never heard of, and it has some kind of sauce I've never heard of and cheese I've never heard of and there are weird crusty things on the bread. I don't know what any of it is, but holy doesn't it look good? So I say, "hey... yeah, I'll have that right there".

    So what comes next? I think we all know the answer to that.

    "So what kind of bread would you like on that?"
    "What kind of cheese would you like on that"
    "What kind of meat would you like on that"
    "Would you like lettuce, tomatoes, onions, salt, pepper, oregano?"

    So i just say, "I just want it the way it comes... like in the picture".

    And invariably the dude is like, "ahhh, okay. Would you like white or wheat?"

    ARGH!!!!

    I always end up with some Frankenstein's sandwich that may or not be a reasonable representation of what I'm able to see in the picture, because they just REFUSE to make it the way it is in the picture. They REFUSE to take the responsibility that maybe I'm not prepared to face the consequences of not specifically deciding every detail of my sandwich.

    If they had a standard version of every sandwich, a nice little list of items hanging on the door of the walk-in freezer or something... if there was an option to just get a sandwich "regular"... it might be different.

    But no. It's not like that. Not at all.
    You are a lazy .

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    looks like you lost, fatsack
    two days in a row... only yesterday was more Sunshine's fault

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    Eye lyke mi nize gurlz! DON VITO's Avatar
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    Subway is legit.

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    young phenom Beno Udrih's Avatar
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    How lazy do you got to be just to mutter out a few words?

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    My husband loves Subway's tuna.

    He makes it easy on me when I order and easy on the person making the sandwich.

    "All the veggies, nothing you shake or squirt."

    I get a laugh everytime I order it.

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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    Perhaps he's trying to give you a gentle "Jared" hint...
    We're having an affair. It's his (cheap) way of buying my silence.

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    REVENGE Avitus1's Avatar
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    I dread eating at any sandwich shop cause working for one was my very first job.

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