Back in SW's freezer....

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I stayed out way too long after the June championship and I'm afraid I'm starting to melt. I've been kind of a grump in here which tells me to step away for a bit.

I'll miss you all....

except for SW and User who I'm sure will open the door occassionally to retrieve some ice cream or frozen veggies. My only request is that User wear a robe as much as possible as I kind of developed a bit of an inferiority complex last year...especially with as cold as it gets in that damn freezer (yeah...the cold...that's what I'm telling people anyway). SW you can continue to not wear your robe when you open the door, precious. Man cannot live on frozen peas alone.

And if you're wondering, I'll be alright. I've still got a little company. I'm pretty sure Ghost is in there somewhere, and if I dig way to the back, under an inch or two of ice I bet I'll find Admiral, or at least what's left of my former wingman. Maybe I'll try to revive him and bring him back to the forum when I get back here.

My big goal for the '07-'08 season is to finally meet the fabulous Kori and LJ Ellis and go to an actual GTG. The only way I'll do that, however, is if Solid agrees to be there too so I can meet the man himself. I've been part of the forum for years and have never actually met any people in here (on purpose, trying to stay low-key). It's just that I'm a little shy considering that I'm 5'3", weigh 402 pounds and have a job washing the lettuce at Mickey D's that I'm not real proud of. But I think it's time to change my at ude, so that will be one of my goals for the upcoming season. I think with the right at ude and hard work I can change my appearance. I'd love to get my height up to around 6'2" and bring my weight down to about an even 200, and *crosses fingers* get my bodyfat content under 9%. I'll bet I can even shed this lettuce washing job and for something a little more professional. Worst case, I know a guy who works at a bank who might print up some business cards for me. I'll let you all know how that goes and if I can achieve those lofty goals. But if I don't get there...oh well...I'll work on accepting the idea that you all love me just the way I am!!

SPAM, muthafvckers!!!


I'm out..............

[timvp]

I don't like this yearly hibernating you do. The more EHJ, the better. At least this year, try to escape from the freezer earlier than you did last season. Maybe you can you sneak out after preseason . . .

Anyways, see you at the 2008 championship GTG

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I echo timvp's sentiment.

Get your ass back here sooner rather than later.

[SpursWoman]

I left some room right next to the Blue Bell Century Sundae ice cream ... and I just went grocery shopping so you should be good for a while now on provisions. I'd say I'll miss you, but unlike everyone else, I can just open the door and wave....sans robe.

See you soon.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bundle up, Ed. You're no good to the church as a pope-sicle. See you in March, Your Holiness.

[Shelly]

I left something for you in the freezer

[Das Texan]

Peace chopper.


I'll send your regards to Admiral as I talk to him every now and then, busy with medical school or something 'more important'

[samikeyp]

I echo timvp's sentiment.

Get your ass back here sooner rather than later.

Amen.

Stay warm.

[DNS Error]

the look on my face is priceless but i cant show it..damn!

[whottt]

I've been kind of a grump in here which tells me to step away for a bit.

I've actually enjoyed the edgier posts...but I guess if it's not something that feels right...



Kori and timvp are fun to meet...and every GTG I've been to has been fun(I've heard the ones at the Alamo Draft House are to be avoided though).

Good luck

If you are gone till March again I'll bump your Spam post in February like I did this year.



Oh and, I've studied Solid D's posts extensively for clues about him, and after process of elimination, I've narrowed it down that he's either a preacher or a body builder....I hope that information is of use to you

[Slomo]

Well I hate to see you leave, but I guess it's something you have to do. At least this time you had the decency of not taking S y with you.

Come back soon Ed, we'll have a can of Spam ready for when you do!

[spurschick]

I will await the wonderful delicacy of SPAM you shall return with.

Peace.

[Bigzax]

I stayed out way too long after the June championship and I'm afraid I'm starting to melt. I've been kind of a grump in here which tells me to step away for a bit.

I'll miss you all....

SPAM, muthafvckers!!!


I'm out..............

in chopper.

















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[ObiwanGinobili]

I echo timvp's sentiment.

Get your ass back here sooner rather than later.

ITA. Chopper-free ST is not my kind of ST.

[1369]

ITA. Chopper-free ST is not my kind of ST.

"ST"?

All I wanted was a Pepsi...

[angel_luv]

Hurry back.

[MoSpur]

Peace

[2Blonde]

That...

...SUCKS !!! I'm sad...