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I always use:
I don't want to.
No thanks.
I don't feel like it.
off.
We oughtta have a thread filled with many legit excuses for when people here are in need of good ones and they don't have all the time in the world to think. This is for people that don't want to go to a particular event or meet a certain person or go to a certain party or hang out with certain people, or for any other reason.
If you're tired of going to the same boring or you're close with certain people but you're all out of legit reasons to miss something, this is your thread.
So....let the ideas flow.
I always use:
I don't want to.
No thanks.
I don't feel like it.
off.
I occasionaly use a few of those as well.
But not everyone wants to be a , even while being truthful.
Sorry, but I'm volunteering at <insert local shelter> that day. Maybe next time.
Too tired. I had a seizure last night.
Serious. I used it once. Best excuse, ever.
I have to re-arrange my sock drawer.
car trouble will always be number 1 in my heart. if you show up late alls you gotta do is rub your tire a bit ... maybe rub a bit on your brow or cheek ... and say you had a flat and had to change it. i've used that on anything from dates to family gatherings.
Don't use that the same day you use "I'm sick." Someone I had a class with used "car trouble" and "I was sick" on the same day for two different classes...the professors talked and she was in deep .car trouble will always be number 1 in my heart. if you show up late alls you gotta do is rub your tire a bit ... maybe rub a bit on your brow or cheek ... and say you had a flat and had to change it. i've used that on anything from dates to family gatherings.
you say, "sorry I can't go...I am reading the responses to a thread I made about making excuses."
your friend is a dumb ... any liar worth his or her respective salt knows not to do some amateur like that.
youre a dumb too btw.
She wasn't a friend, just someone I went to school with. The professor told me, in confidence that she was a dumb , too.
i forgot... you have no friends.
Don't answer the phone!
I would, but I have a date with your sister that night.
I cant my herpes is flaring up again.
not today, my explosive diarrhea is acting up again
Always a good one. The second the D word comes out people don't want any more details.
If you want a good go to excuse, get married. It's a lot easier to call in and say that you had to take your wife to the doctor's office than to try to sound sick over the phone and then miraculously show up for work the next day looking like new.
I always use "I got tickets to (either movie, sporting event, or whatever) there is no way I can do that."
My penis exploded.
Like Conan O' Brien said (at a HS commencement address):
Don't use "I have a family emergency". Just say "I have diarrhea". Nobody says they have diarrhea... unless they have diarrhea.
Another good one is, "I have to pick up my [insert relative] from the airport".
There is a flood in the bathroom and Im waiting for the plumber.
A bit extreme.
Better is "I was told if the erection lasts more than four hours to see a doctor".
For females: "My waj (vagina) fell out"
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