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Pharts are extremely funny except when a certain almost 12 year old lets one rip in the car with the windows closed and the heat turned up. Certain person has farts that could win the war on terror.
1. Drinking Lone Star from icy cold and frosted mugs causes one to consume at approximately four times the normal rate then when drinking from the can.
2. American Wedding is a pretty funny movie and the scene when Stiffler eats the dog turd is freaking hilarious.
3. Jet Pilot is not a very good movie, but it has The Duke in it which makes it an instant classic and Janet Leigh wearing a flight suit and bullet bra is hot.
4. Shake and bake pork chops, steamed spinach, cornbread stuffing cooked with chicken broth instead of water and the previously mentioned Lone Star in icy cold and frosted mugs causes one to have odd and vivid dreams about bodily functions, midgets bathing in sinks, the guy who played the dad from the American Wedding movie and running into people from High School that you haven't seen since you graduated.
5. Farts are still funny.
That is all, carry on.
Pharts are extremely funny except when a certain almost 12 year old lets one rip in the car with the windows closed and the heat turned up. Certain person has farts that could win the war on terror.
Pharts are extremely funny except when a certain almost 12 year old lets one rip in the car with the windows closed and the heat turned up. Certain person has farts that could win the war on terror.I just saw this smiley and thought of you..
Dude crop-dusted his own mother?Pharts are extremely funny except when a certain almost 12 year old lets one rip in the car with the windows closed and the heat turned up. Certain person has farts that could win the war on terror.
Now THAT takes a pair...
We are shocked at your nerve to use the word "Christmas" in such a public forum!
How dare you cram your religious beliefs down our throats!
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The ACLU
I swear, things die inside of him.
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