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I absolutely love when Cartman makes racial slurs at Token.
When The Dog whisper shows up to help with Cartman.
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I absolutely love when Cartman makes racial slurs at Token.
Token: But I don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: Jesus, Token, you're black, there's gotta be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.
QUOTING - When referencing a quote, please use the correct quote.Token: But I don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: Jesus, Token, you're black, there's gotta be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.
Cartman: All right, guys, this is gonna be so easy. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with Jesus. All right, Butters, give me a beat. [Butters doesn't understand, but starts drumming. It's rather good] Okay, nice. Very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes!
Cartman: Be as sick as you want, just give me a God-damned bass line! [Token begins to play a bass line, then is surprised that he can actually do it, then realizes that Cartman is right]
Token: God-damnit! [Butters joins in and their sounds flow together]
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QUOTING - When defending your quote from a popular animated series, make sure said quote is accurate. Otherwise, you will be called out.Token: But I don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: Jesus, Token, you're black, there's gotta be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.
Cartman: No time to waste! Platinum album! Must beat Kyle! [pounds on the door and Token answers] Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! [turns around and dashes off]
Token: What?! We don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: [spins around] Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! [runs off. Token gets annoyed and shuts the door]
"all I want is a goddam cheeseburger and some goddam fries, you ing gooback!"
Thank You, thispego. You've illustrated my point perfectly. From now on, everyone use a thispego level of dedication to accuracy when it comes to posting.
Remember they asked the Mexicans to write some S A's for them?
funny how comedy gives you a pass to be a racist
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The entire Season 8 was hillarious to me. The Butters quote comes to mind though during the fun with weapons episode. "what are you guys, Ni-ni-ninjas, or pu-pu-pu-pussies. Also in that same episode when everyone is looking for Butters and the kids are like "Butters, who-hoo, Butters, then when everyone is quiet here come Jimmy, Bu-bu-Butters. The little detail they put into that show is amazing. I know their are alot more quotes I will think of later.
Randy (Stan's dad) fighting with all the dads at the little league games. in hilarious episode
when Stan's parents cut future Stan's arm off trying to justify their lie to Stan.
When Cartman makes Scott Tetherman (or whatever his name is) eat his mom in chilli
Back Door s 9.
epic.
The one where he is the dog bounty hunter hall monitor
Starvin Marvin - Season 1 Episode 8
(Cartman and everyone's families are eating at a buffet except for Kenny's. The waiter brings some shrimp.)
Cartman: You see Starvin' Marvin; this is what we call and appetizer. (Picks up a shrimp) This is what you eat before you eat, so that you'll be more hungry.
(Waiter brings main course)
Cartman: Whoop. Food's here. That's it for the appetizers!
(tosses shrimp into a nearby trash can)
The one where Cartman is not invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita.
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Speaking of Cartman not getting invited to the party, during the Paris Hilton episode when the girls were having the stupid party, and they were in the hallway looking at the guys and galking the guys, but as soon as Cartman walked by all the girls got dead silent. That was freakin hilliarious the way he was walking, or wobbling. lol
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