Top Ten Reasons Spurs Traded Scola

[Indazone]

10. Didn't want freakish Spanish speaking big next to Tim Duncan
9. Scola rhymed with Cola and didn't fit San Antonio beer image
8. Beno would have screamed about not getting playing time over him.
7. Spanoulis was coming
6. MVP of FIBA America's had not been awarded yet
5. Front office wanted to clear cap space and bring in Splitter
4. Spurs would rather play Oberto who was Scolas backup for Argentina
3. Trade with the Rockets is good strategy?
2. A Euro? Not another one!!!
1. Spurs did not want to reassemble the Argentinian National Team

[ChumpDumper]

1. Salary dump.

[ChumpDumper]

Scola thread!

[Oh, Gee!!]

funny?

[ChumpDumper]

Who cares? It's a Scola thread!

[Scola Trade]

1) Bonner > Scola

[Mister Sinister]

Beno>Scola.

[Walter Craparita]

Ginobili, Scola, Oberto, Nocioni + Spurs = 8 time NBA champs.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

10a. Kori Ellis exerted her considerable influence on the front office to create a situation that would draw more Rockets fans to Spurstalk.

[ShoogarBear]

11. Wanted to give posters a topic for unfunny Top 10 list.

[BacktoBasics]

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

The Isiah Thomas pickup lines were better.

[hater]

1. Scola will take next season off to work on Goonies II

[Indazone]

LOL Scola on Goonies

[Indazone]

funny?

LOL it is if you're a Rockets fan

[Demo Dick Marcinko]

LOL it is if you're a Rockets fan

Maybe so my brother, but your on a Spurs board. Come on, it was cute the first 500 Scola threads or so, but now it's almost painful.

[timvp]

10. Didn't want freakish Spanish speaking big next to Tim Duncan
9. Scola rhymed with Cola and didn't fit San Antonio beer image
8. Beno would have screamed about not getting playing time over him.
7. Spanoulis was coming
6. MVP of FIBA America's had not been awarded yet
5. Front office wanted to clear cap space and bring in Splitter
4. Spurs would rather play Oberto who was Scolas backup for Argentina
3. Trade with the Rockets is good strategy?
2. A Euro? Not another one!!!
1. Spurs did not want to reassemble the Argentinian National Team

Massive Fail.

[ShoogarBear]

Let's try this again:

10. Didn't want to have Cher and Laura Dern weeping uncontrollably on front row every home game.
9. Spurs wanted to keep Hedo's team fourth quarter scoring records intact.
8. Rockets are closer to Montrose District.
7. Jackie Butler needed an eating buddy.
6. He uses the same kind of soap as Stevie Francis.
5. Luis needed to live someplace where he could practice his Yoruba.
4. Rick Adelman looking for "Webber-like" defensive presence.
3. To comply with restraining order filed by Manu's wife.
2. Scola not interested in those exhausting second-round playoff games.

And the number one reason:
1. One word: Scolabonzi!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Let's try this again:

10. Didn't want to have Cher and Laura Dern weeping uncontrollably on front row every home game.
9. Spurs wanted to keep Hedo's team fourth quarter scoring records intact.
8. Rockets are closer to Montrose District.
7. Jackie Butler needed an eating buddy.
6. He uses the same kind of soap as Stevie Francis.
5. Luis needed to live someplace where he could practice his Yoruba.
4. Rick Adelman looking for "Webber-like" defensive presence.
3. To comply with restraining order filed by Manu's wife.
2. Scola not interested in those exhausting second-round playoff games.

And the number one reason:
1. One word: Scolabonzi!

Now that's what funny is.

[WalterBenitez]

10a. Kori Ellis exerted her considerable influence on the front office to create a situation that would draw more Rockets fans to Spurstalk.

I don't think so, I prefer Mavs' fans they are so humble and funny, that I'd love to keep them around