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Shaftesbury Hooligans
QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Jerome Bettis
RB - Willis McGahee
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Keyshawn Johnson
WR - Quincy Morgan
TE - Tony Gonzales
K - Kris Brown
DT - Philadelphia Eagles
Team motto: "CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT!" -- Peyton Manning
Let's ROCK!
Four touchdowns in a high school football game baby!!
Let's Rock.
Be very afraid of Billy Volek!
Apparently the folks running the site are...according to their Fantasy Bookie, he's gonna put 33 and change on the board later.
You should be afraid of running backs who score 4 touchdowns in one game.
Sincerely,
Al and Willis
"Let's go insurance adjustors, let's go!"
I didn't know Kerry Collins went to Polk High.
Somebody better check the corn chips display for a hanging ASF.
Peyton Manning gets bounced in the first round of the playoffs. Who saw that coming?
Theoretically, Peyton could go for 400 yards and about 6 TD's.
Could.
... and that would STILL not be enough (I think ... my Sunday evening math skills suck).
Plus, I have Deion Branch in the hole, just in case I need 1.2 points going into Monday night's game.
Yeah, you're right. I forgot that passing yards are .33/10 yards, not .8/10 yards.
Looks like Peyton would need about 7 TD's and 430 yards to take the lead in your matchup.
You're up by 56.74 points right now.
Me...well, Kris has pulled stuff outta his ass before, so I'm not buying my FSP Bowl ticket yet.
I need a good showing from Matt Stover in the dome tonight.
Jesus H. Christ.
You da man Guru!
Now all I can hope for is a couple of TDs to Stokely or Clark so my OTHER team doesn't get canned in the first round.
I guess this makes me Guru's biotch...
I plead pure luck.
My best 2 QBs are waiver wire pickups.
My best 2 RBs were on the bench.
Fantasy Football - I love it, I loathe it.
Damn, you're one lucky man.
I'm currently down 8 in Chris Duel's league. Let's go, tight ends and third receivers, let's go!
Oh and I just dug my copy of this weeks SI out of the stack of bills it was buried under.
Damn if Peyton ain't the freaking cover this week. I should have guessed.
Dear ASF,
2-5-IND 10 (3:42) (Shotgun) P.Manning pass incomplete to D.Clark.
3-5-IND 10 (3:39) (Shotgun) P.Manning pass incomplete to B.Stokley.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sincerely,
The Football Gods.
Now if SI can just put the Jaguars on the cover this next week...
very astute. I made the change from Favre to Volek at 11:50 this morning. Good choice.
This guy was pretty good but I played a pretty good game of Football for Arlen HighLet's ROCK!
SAN ANTONIO - The Blaze announced today that star wide-reciever Terrell Owens will need to undergo surgery for an ankle injury and will be out for this weekend's FSP Bowl.
"It's going to be tough - TO's been one of the more consistent players on our team this season. But we'll be just fine as far as I can tell," Blaze Owner/GM/Head Coach/Groundskeeper Joe Ruiz said.
The injury allows rising star T.J. Housmandzadeh to step into the starting lineup in an attempt to fill the gap.
T.J. (we'll be damned if we try to spell his name again) has played well as of late, but has had problems breaking into the starting lineup because of matchup problems.
Ruiz acquired the wide-reciever off the waiver wire earlier this season after T.J. was released by rival owner L.J. Ellis.
Houshmandzadeh talked about his lowest point - and his subsequent rise from a team destined for the lottery to playing for a championship.
"I can understand why L.J. had to do it. He always had a high-scoring team anyway, but we just seemed to meet the wrong team on the other side of the ball week after week."
"It's weird seeing all my former teammates sitting at home with some guy named 'Mouse' watching the FSP Bowl - but if we win, they can all touch my ring."
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