View Poll Results: Kevin Federline?

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  • Biggest Douche in the Universe

    16 50.00%
  • Greatest Pimp in American Pop Culture History

    16 50.00%
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  1. #1
    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    New frontrunner for Biggest of the Universe, or The Greatest Pimp in American Pop Culture History?

  2. #2
    Brown Eyed Girl Faccia di Angelo's Avatar
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    Guy played his cards right, thats for sure.

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    Cases can be made for each.

    I side with Greatest Pimp.

    He not only ed the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

    got himself popular in the pop culture world
    got an album deal
    impregnated that
    made her fat and ty
    impregnated that skank again
    got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
    ruined that skank's body and career
    got custody of both kids


    Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest you can think of and yet the greatest pimp

  4. #4
    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I side with Greatest Pimp.

    He not only ed the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

    got himself popular in the pop culture world
    got an album deal
    impregnated that
    made her fat and ty
    impregnated that skank again
    got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
    ruined that skank's body and career
    got custody of both kids
    I agree.

  5. #5
    Lottery Pick jaffies's Avatar
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    I side with Greatest Pimp.

    He not only ed the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

    got himself popular in the pop culture world
    got an album deal
    impregnated that
    made her fat and ty
    impregnated that skank again
    got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
    ruined that skank's body and career
    got custody of both kids


    Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest you can think of and yet the greatest pimp
    I voted before I read this...I would like to change my vote.

  6. #6
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    He can be both

  7. #7
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    britney makes him look like an all world parent. looks like he turned her out. pimp.

  8. #8
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I side with Greatest Pimp.

    He not only ed the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

    got himself popular in the pop culture world
    got an album deal
    impregnated that
    made her fat and ty
    impregnated that skank again
    got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
    ruined that skank's body and career
    got custody of both kids


    Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest you can think of and yet the greatest pimp
    I say greatest pimp but him getting both kids hurt his pimp credibility a bit. Real pimps don't even know about all of their kids.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    lol @ trains sig

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    I side with Greatest Pimp.

    He not only ed the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

    got himself popular in the pop culture world
    got an album deal
    impregnated that
    made her fat and ty
    impregnated that skank again
    got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
    ruined that skank's body and career
    got custody of both kids


    Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest you can think of and yet the greatest pimp


    Yeah...when you put it like that I have to reconsider my bag vote...

    Still, he screams wannabe....


    I'm not crazy about him ruining Brit's body either...he didn't do us any favors there.


    She was fun to look at...

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    Waiting on the MannyisGod vote here...

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    The change in public perception on KFed has less to do with him changing his image (although he did seem to do a little of that), but more with the fact that Britney may be the single stupidest and most self-destructive person on the planet.

    If K-Fed ends up hooking up with yet ANOTHER celebrity/actress/whatever then he will have cinched the pimp le.

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest you can think of and yet the greatest pimp


    uhhh...yeah, dubya bushie...duh

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    I say greatest pimp but him getting both kids hurt his pimp credibility a bit. Real pimps don't even know about all of their kids.

    True true....but he's gonna get MAD money via custody rights....plus when they get older, if any of them are attractive, he can pursue the option of transforming them into child stars, thus profiting even more from his Pimp tactics.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    True true....but he's gonna get MAD money via custody rights....plus when they get older, if any of them are attractive, he can pursue the option of transforming them into child stars, thus profiting even more from his Pimp tactics.
    You make a valid point.

  16. #16
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    I voted before I read this...I would like to change my vote.
    i agree....somewhat. you can also add that now he's gettin pooty that he never woulda gotten before. then again he deserves some -ness because before britney he got that other girl pregnant and left her...so you know some of that money has to go to her for child support....

  17. #17
    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    ^^^He has the kids dude

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    Veteran blizz's Avatar
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    even the ones from the previous girl?

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    oh, i dunno about that
    i only heard of this guy when he was making britney spears pregnant

  20. #20
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    Shar Jackson - She has two children with Federline – a daughter, Kori, born July 31, 2002, and a son, Kaleb, born July 20, 2004. Jackson was pregnant with Kaleb when Federline met Spears, and Kaleb was born while Federline was engaged to Spears.

  21. #21
    Fan Since 1973 Twisted_Dawg's Avatar
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    Cases can be made for each.

    I side with Greatest Pimp.

    He not only ed the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

    got himself popular in the pop culture world
    got an album deal
    impregnated that
    made her fat and ty
    impregnated that skank again
    got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
    ruined that skank's body and career
    got custody of both kids


    Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest you can think of and yet the greatest pimp
    Look at the other side of the picture...
    He could have stayed with Brittany.....kept her skinny and working and making lots of coin......all the while gravy training on her...that $2 million he made is chump change considering what he could have made staying with her and letting her roll.......

    So I have to call him a ........

  22. #22
    Veteran 703 Spurz's Avatar
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    The only reason this knocker is worth a damn is he somehow was able to bang that and then get paid to divorce her.

    Other then that, this guy is trash.

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