Can a Brother get a light?

[Hook Dem]

[Hook Dem]

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

[3rdCoast]

Now that, is Texas Sized.

[Taco]

It's Wonder Joint!!!

[Slomo]

Now that, is Texas Sized.

This reminded me of an old joke:

This guy is flying to Texas and the stewardess points him to this enormous armchair, the guy turns to the stewardess and says:
- Excuse me but it must be a mistake I'm flying economy class.
- No Sir this is your seat. Is it your first trip to Texas?
- Yes
- Well sir everything is big in Texas!
The guy is of course duly impressed.
As the plane comes to a stop at the airport they direct him to an enormous stretch limo. The guy complains again:
- I'm soory but this must be wrong I ordered a taxi.
The driver replies:
- This is a taxi Sir. You know everything is big in Texas!
He's feeling hungry and ask the driver to take him to a restaurant where he orders a steak and a beer.
When the waitress brings him half a cow and a gallon size glass of beer, he expresses his surprise:
- I only ordered a steak and a beer...
- Well Sir this IS a steak and a beer. You know everything is big in Texas!
The guy eats as much of the steak he can and manage to drink almost the full gallon of beer. Felling drunk he realizes he needs to pee so he goes to the toilets, but being drunk he misses the correct door and ends up in the indoor swimming pool and while trying very hard to remain on the surface he starts yelling:
- Don't flush, don't flush!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

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