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  1. 11-14-2007 #1
    RC's Boss
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    Parts the Gulf of Mexico by stretching out his arms, turns water into wine, raised Lazarus, Elvis, and Tupac from the dead..... Knows where Hoffa's body is buried, who took the shot that came from the grassy knoll.... Tony's blistering speed on the court has advanced the melting of the polar ice caps, he can feed the homeless with one fish and a loaf of bread..... He swallows gasoline and pisses out fire (or did Eva give him the clap ).... He knows no equal, he is the Alpha with no Omega!
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    Tony Parker has made France a military power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Stout
    Tony Parker has made France a military power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Stout
    Tony Parker has made France a military power.
    You win at life.
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    ...... s out potpourri, erected the Taj Mahal and Great Pyramid by thinking them into existence, responsible for the Big Bang..... Is a MUCH more skilled player than Manu (I dun ed up now )
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    Every morning, Tony leaves his home and jogs to the AT&T Center in a sweaty gray sweatsuit and Chuck Taylor's w/ 1,200 kids following him and then runs up to his statue at the entrance a raises two clinched fists in the air while the Rocky theme song plays in the background.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RC's Boss
    ...responsible for the Big Bang.....
    I think that's what it's called when you get to have sex with Eva ...
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    les Unstoppable!
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    LES UNSTOPPABLE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RC's Boss
    ...... Is a MUCH more skilled player than Manu
    never beeyatch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Stout
    Tony Parker has made France a military power.

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    Tonight Parker not only walked on water...he spun and danced and twisted on it.
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    ..... he eats coal and s diamonds.
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    Quote:
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    Tony Parker has made France a military power.




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    very low...en france on appelle ça un "coup bas"...

    remember Lafayette and the french kiss, you like it?
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    If Tony hadn't of been out of town the day Xerxes along with 500,000 persians invaded Greece, history might've turned out a little differently. After that Tony started checking his voice mail a little more religiously!
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  17. 11-21-2007 #17
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    I see someone got drunk while reading one of the many "Chuck Norris" lists...
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    Tony Parker lost his virginity before his dad
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    Quote Originally Posted by JP le Requin

    very low...en france on appelle ça un "coup bas"...

    remember Lafayette and the french kiss, you like it?
    That was actually Tony Parker in disguise.
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    Travis is posting again
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    Tony Parker plays @Mavs while remaining totally invisible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boutons_
    Tony Parker plays @Mavs while remaining totally invisible.
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    Tony Parker makes me wanna donkey punch a fat cross eyed midget trany every time he goes up for a lay up and makes me wanna slap a naked old lady off her crutches in a retirement strip club every time he tries to dunk...... and of course I mean that in a good way. Tony is the man!
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    Tony Parker killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
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