I saved the life of an infant child today..

[midgetonadonkey]

By donating blood. Some poor bas is going to be walking around with a pint of midge in him.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn I'm light headed. Now would be the perfect time for a beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bas children whose lives I'm saving better appreciate this.

[thispego]

i thought you had ice water running through your veins

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bas children whose lives I'm saving better appreciate this.

Can you earmark your donation specifically for a group? I never read all the fine print when I donate. Next time I give blood I'm checking the "rich, generous old person who will seek out and reward those who aid them in even the most indirect of ways" box.

[midgetonadonkey]

I told them I wanted my blood to go specifically to poor Guatamalen children with missing appendages. They said it shouldn't be a problem.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm pretty much guaranteed a ticket to heaven because of this.

[ShoogarBear]

You just gave the herpes to some innocent child?

[midgetonadonkey]

You just gave the herpes to some innocent child?

Yes I did, but that has nothing to do with me giving blood.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, I got pwned.

[batman2883]

that child will be easy to spot, it will automatically form a disease called the munchies

[ORION]

some poor kid is drunk off his ass today and no one can figure out why

[LaMarcus Bryant]

This doesn't sound very midgey.

[peewee's lovechild]

The AIDS is going to spread all over Texas.

[easjer]

@ this thread.