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    he looks like an alien:



    that is because every human has one eye-length between their eyes.
    OBSERVE!!!!!!

    sam cassell has nearly 2 eyelengths between his eyes.




    discuss.

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    The guy can still ball, I'll say that much. If having alien eyes gives him better court vision, more power to him.

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    Stop insulting aliens
    Leela Turanga (I know she is a mutant in fact) is freaking hot when you compare her to Cassell.

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    This is going to sound gay, but if I were a woman and I had to make out with with ugliest LA Clipper to save the human race, his name wouldn't be Sam Cassell.




    on a side note.. how funny is it that they play in Los Angeles, one of the most vein places in the world. They play for the red-headed step child of the city's basketball landscape aswe.

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    This is going to sound gay, but if I were a woman and I had to make out with with ugliest LA Clipper to save the human race, his name wouldn't be Sam Cassell.




    on a side note.. how funny is it that they play in Los Angeles, one of the most vein places in the world. They play for the red-headed step child of the city's basketball landscape aswe.

    This post is too funny - in anticipation I was wondering who was uglier than Sam C - I got my answer.

    Also Sam does not have any eyebrows which adds to the alien look.

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    Wow. That's why he looks like an alien?

    I always figured it was just because he was, y'know, an alien.

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    "where wtf happens"

    lol

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    Kaman looks like a serial killer. Im still waiting for him to go berserk and off a few people in LA.

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    how do we know that aliens have eyes that are farther apart than the average human? how do we know that aliens have eyes on their head? how do we know that aliens have eyes period?

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    how do we know that aliens have eyes that are farther apart than the average human? how do we know that aliens have eyes on their head? how do we know that aliens have eyes period?
    Geez, watch Independence day will ya.

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    Make no mistake about it, Cassell is the ugliest player in the NBA.

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    Make no mistake about it, Cassell is the ugliest player in the NBA.
    so you are saying Kaman is better looking?!

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    at this thread!

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    he still gets the white ez

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    Damn, Kaman looks like the nutjob with the mangled hand from Scary Movie 2

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    cassell pulls way more ass than any of you losers so you shouldnt be talking

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    cassell pulls way more ass than any of you losers so you shouldnt be talking
    yeah but from what planet?

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