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    Jesus Loves UT IcemanCometh's Avatar
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    Yes this has been posted a few times already. He's crazy if he thinks the little Mexican girl hunting isn't good down here, there is no place better, well except for Mexico....

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    Report: Mailman not Interested in S.A.
    LAST UPDATE: 12/27/2004 12:20:53 PM
    Posted By: CyberBob

    Watch this story...


    We've heard the rumors for weeks: Karl Malone is coming! How bout a different rumor: No he's not!

    Nothing definite or official, but there's a report out of Detroit saying the deal is off.

    Keep in mind the fact that Malone met with the Lakers last week to talk about joining their front office. Malone is mulling it over while vacationing with his family in Louisiana.

    Also keep in mind that Spurs coach Gregg Popovich and Malone talked last week, but only so Malone could say he hadn't made a decision.

    The Detroit News reported Sunday that “Malone also has apparently told the Spurs that he's not interested in joining their team.” That according to the paper's Chris McCosky.

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    Good! He brings nothing a Rose, Horry and the future Scola brings right now but trouble.

    MadDoc

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    BREAKING NEWS: Karl Malone takes up poetry

    ‘My Poem’ by Karl Malone

    by Amy Shearn



    “People don't know this about me, but I've changed since I moved out here to L.A., to Newport Beach. I've become a writer, thanks to my mom. I'll sometimes spend hours just writing, writing, writing. I'll be at the beach and just feel so inspired.”
    —Karl Malone, Hoop Magazine


    So, now that I moved to L.A., I just sit at the beach and get all inspired.
    I write and write and write, until I get really tired!

    Sometimes the night is dark and stormy and it’s really bad.
    Sometimes I feel really, really sad.

    Things have really changed. I shudder in the cold, damp rain.
    I’m so sad I cry, sometimes on TV, so all the world can know my pain.

    Karl Malone just sits on the porch with Karl Malone
    And sometimes also with my friend Gary Payton, and smokes cigars. O! I am so alone.

    The ocean is so sparkling beautiful and blue.
    And I think, I still play okay, but in two years I’ll be forty-two.

    But it’s cool. Sometimes when I dunk on someone, and scream real loud,
    and kick their ankle or their balls, then I feel kinda proud.

    And when Steve Nash or some other goddamned pussy
    cries about their broke tooth or knee or is getting real fussy,

    I say the special words coach gave me, a koan,
    and I think of the angels up near the moon.

    I’m still all ripped, my fans, don’t fret. Soon you’ll see me in some military movie,
    saving POWs and , kicking terrorist ass! Totally kicking serious ass!

    Don’t listen to no one saying Kobe or Shaq be playing better than me, cuz
    that’s totally whack.
    I was hurt, you know, goddammit! But now I’m totally back.

    God, I really really really really hope we win the championship. God damn!

    But then I think about how good I am, and get a little shiver.
    Don’t forget why they call me the Mailman (cuz I always deliver)!

    Life is really ed up on some days,
    but you got to remember to just look at the beautiful ocean waves.

    P.S. I tried to make this poem into the shape of a basketball but GP’s computer’s all messed up.

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    He's really not that important to our team...

    I'd be glad to have him, even after all that comotion.

    If he doesn't want to come, fine...but get your mind straight, we ain't begging.

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    "Life is really ed up on some days,
    but you got to remember to just look at the beautiful ocean waves." ....................
    Hey Karl.....too bad you weren't watching the waves in SRI LANKA

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    The St. Croix Boy duncan2k5's Avatar
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    He's really not that important to our team...

    I'd be glad to have him, even after all that comotion.

    If he doesn't want to come, fine...but get your mind straight, we ain't begging.
    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that sig is CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thank god EVIL aint commin. he will kill the chemistry.

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    if Karl goes to San Antonio then y'all will get the rings, if he goes to Miami then they will, if he goes to Minnesota then they will

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    if Karl goes to San Antonio then y'all will get the rings, if he goes to Miami then they will, if he goes to Minnesota then they will
    Unlike Miami and Minnesota, The Spurs have multiple rings without Karl.

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