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    [I]Hi, my name is dafreestyleking. This is an old poem I wrote about the San Antonio Spurs, old, but still effective. I have many more rhymes, some featuring more mad rhymes about the Spurs, and San Antonio in general, but this one is a good one.[/I]




    The SA Spurs are a team with no respect, dignity, or honor
    Those are the exact words I told to a judge named Sarah O' Conner....

    Watching b-ball is supposed to be fun, but Spurs games are sooo boring
    Whenever I watch the Spurs, I just can't help excessive snoring....

    You all support a team of cheaters, shame on all your mothers
    If I wanted to hear from a bunch of blind fanboys, I'd listen to the Spurs fanboy driven Thompson Brothers!....

    "Hey the Spurs can beat MJ's Bulls, if u really want to know."
    Are you serious Spurs fanboy, or are you high on the dro!?...

    When I saw the Spurs screw the Suns in the playoffs I nearly fainted
    Dismiss it all ya want, your "rings" will forever be tainted.

    Ya say you're a dynasty, but ya have to cheat just to win
    Ya blatantly support cheaters, and that is a sin...

    Why do Spurs games show Eva 100 times a game, she's not Laura Croft
    Take that flat ass girl off my television set, she makes my penis soft....

    So are you an honorable or respectable team?...No Spur
    Is Duncan better than Shaq or Kareem?....No Spur

    Do the Spurs have no teams to fear?....No Spur
    Are the Spurs winning it all this year?....No Spur

    SPURS FANBOY: BUT TIM DUNCAN IS THE GREATAST EVAR!! AND MANU IS T....No Spur...No Spur...Spur...ur...

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    Why do Spurs games show Eva 100 times a game, she's not Laura Croft
    Take that flat ass girl off my television set, she makes my penis soft....
    So you get erections while watching the Spurs?

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    leave that pipe. QUIKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    If I wanted to hear from a bunch of blind fanboys

    You'd go to a Spurs forum?

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    Don't even argue with this punk it's not worth it

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    What would you do if you wanted to see a team win an NBA championship?

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    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    Who is judge Sarah O'Conner?

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    congratulations dip , you have succesfully invented a new level of suck.

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    Gimmie 5! dknights411's Avatar
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    wtf was THAT?!?

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    you seriously dont have anything better to do??

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    Faith No More! Typhoon's Avatar
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    I'm Bucky Goldstein Guajalote's Avatar
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    Glad to see dafreestyleking taking a break from his long Dallas Mavericks summer off. Let's take a look at him.


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    Why do Spurs games show Eva 100 times a game, she's not Laura Croft
    Take that flat ass girl off my television set, she makes my penis soft....
    So you'd take a graphic-rendered, fictional videogame character over a top-rated Maxim model?

    Is a joke even necessary?

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    Who is judge Sarah O'Conner?
    I think she was from Terminator 9: Now we're taking the Supreme Court.

    Incidentally, that was so ing stupid that I laughed. You can't BE that funny by actually trying.

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    After reconsideration, I've decided that this post can't be real. Idiocy like this doesn't actually happen.

    It's an illusion, people.

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    Wow, just wow. How can a human being fall so low.

    My eyes hurt.

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    Wow you actually took time to make a song about the Spurs! How cute!

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    The spurs would be glad to know they put so much hate in other hearts that people will take time to make a poem about them.

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    Bo Knows Spurs remingtonbo2001's Avatar
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    Is this one of mouse's alter-ego's?

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    no, man really you've got madddd tallent. you should, i dunno, maybe take your "poems" to a poetry slam and then people who actually care about that can tell you that you suck.

    keep writing.

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    U AWE SEW WE D

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    [I]Hi, my name is dafreestyleking. This is an old poem I wrote about the San Antonio Spurs, old, but still effective. I have many more rhymes, some featuring more mad rhymes about the Spurs, and San Antonio in general, but this one is a good one.[/I]




    The SA Spurs are a team with no respect, dignity, or honor
    Those are the exact words I told to a judge named Sarah O' Conner....

    Watching b-ball is supposed to be fun, but Spurs games are sooo boring
    Whenever I watch the Spurs, I just can't help excessive snoring....

    You all support a team of cheaters, shame on all your mothers
    If I wanted to hear from a bunch of blind fanboys, I'd listen to the Spurs fanboy driven Thompson Brothers!....

    "Hey the Spurs can beat MJ's Bulls, if u really want to know."
    Are you serious Spurs fanboy, or are you high on the dro!?...

    When I saw the Spurs screw the Suns in the playoffs I nearly fainted
    Dismiss it all ya want, your "rings" will forever be tainted.

    Ya say you're a dynasty, but ya have to cheat just to win
    Ya blatantly support cheaters, and that is a sin...

    Why do Spurs games show Eva 100 times a game, she's not Laura Croft
    Take that flat ass girl off my television set, she makes my penis soft....

    So are you an honorable or respectable team?...No Spur
    Is Duncan better than Shaq or Kareem?....No Spur

    Do the Spurs have no teams to fear?....No Spur
    Are the Spurs winning it all this year?....No Spur

    SPURS FANBOY: BUT TIM DUNCAN IS THE GREATAST EVAR!! AND MANU IS T....No Spur...No Spur...Spur...ur...
    let me try this rhyming .


    The Spurs are a team with respect,dignity,and honor
    makes me wish we had a championship banner...

    Watching the Spurs is suppose to be boring
    now I joined Spurstalk and can't stop posting until i'm snoring

    You support a team of winners!
    as we support a team of whinners.

    When I saw my Mavs get spanked by the Warriors, I nearly ted.
    then I realized that current mavs players will never have their fingers fitted.

    3 in 5 years going for 5 in 10 now that's a dynasty.
    while my mavs in the playoffs are just plain nasty.

    damn, you show Eva 100 times a game. where's the ban?
    All we have to show is Mark cuBan

    So are we an honorable and respectable team?....no sir
    Is Dirk better than Duncan?..............................no sir
    Are the Mavs a team to fear?...........................no sir
    Will the Spurs be repeating this year?.................yes sirrrr

    Once again my name is DAFREESTYLEKING...........
    I thought my Mavs won it all because I saw Michael Finley with a RING!

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    I've been here! texbound's Avatar
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    Wow!!!! And to think all it took was a banjo and that magnificent brain of yours to come up with this masterpiece. Color me impressed


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