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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Last edited by Ed Helicopter Jones; 03-26-2008 at 03:47 PM.

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    Veteran spursfan09's Avatar
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    Men are gross...
    (a) should I just become a nun
    (b) should I just start dating girls?
    Because clearly men are stupid and I don't think I ever want to get married after reading that.

    Oh and I hope his wife reads this

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    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    If you come out and ask him for the numbers and names, he loses any plausible denability about whether you might know of such information.

    I say sneak a peak at the Blackberry!!

    And then PM me what you find

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    And Chopper gets the golf clap.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Although I must admit, I did look for the Fresh Prince ending first.

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    Men are gross...
    (a) should I just become a nun
    (b) should I just start dating girls?
    Because clearly men are stupid and I don't think I ever want to get married after reading that.

    Oh and I hope his wife reads this
    (c) grow up
    (d) put out on a regular basis to your husband and you wont have this problem.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Although I must admit, I did look for the Fresh Prince ending first.

    me, too.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Unlike the Fresh Prince threads, however, this conversation actually happened the other day, and I really was blown away.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    You think you know someone and then you find out they've been having an eight-year party and never invited you to it even once!

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    Sounds like you better usurp some bank account numbers from that Blackberry while you're at it.

    In all seriousness though, it doesn't matter what they call themselves and how much money they command...he's still banging pros utes and hiding it from his wife. I can't think of one counselor who would consider this healthy behavior for a relationship.

    If the wife was hip to it and, for whatever reason, didn't mind...it would be a different story, at which point I really wouldn't know what he should tell his children about 'typical relationships'

    As the case stands, it sounds like this guy has just done an incredible job of justifying things to himself.

    He may be a great person, but good people still make mistakes. And if there is something going on in a relationship that one person is completely unaware of, and would completely damn the relationship...I'm pretty sure most people would call that a red flag.

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    Believe. Barbarian's Avatar
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    This reminds me of a line from a movie or comedy show.
    "there are only two things in life that are free.... water and pussy"
    Anybody know where it's from?

    oh. and to answer your question. I would ask your friend. and if he doesn't tell you, then threaten to tell his wife.

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    I wanna know how he can say with a straight face that his wife is his "best friend" when he pulls crap like that.

    Sounds like he needs to join that offshoot of the Mormon Church that still encourages polygamy and encourages husbands to treat wives like .

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    Veteran spursfan09's Avatar
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    (c) grow up
    (d) put out on a regular basis to your husband and you wont have this problem.
    (c) What does growing up have anything to do with this?
    (d) So if I got sick and couldn't do anything I'm suppose to say "its okay honey I can't give you any right now, but go ahead and get it from somewhere else?"

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    I call bull on all of that. Unless she's decided she's a lesbian or does, in fact, know about what he's been doing and it's turned her off of him, it's just an excuse for him to justify being just another lying, bas cheater.

    So ... sneak a peak at his blackberry. Don't let anyone have ANY information about you that could come back and bite you in the ass in divorce court.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Sounds like you better usurp some bank account numbers from that Blackberry while you're at it.

    In all seriousness though, it doesn't matter what they call themselves and how much money they command...he's still banging pros utes and hiding it from his wife. I can't think of one counselor who would consider this healthy behavior for a relationship.

    If the wife was hip to it and, for whatever reason, didn't mind...it would be a different story, at which point I really wouldn't know what he should tell his children about 'typical relationships'

    As the case stands, it sounds like this guy has just done an incredible job of justifying things to himself.

    He may be a great person, but good people still make mistakes. And if there is something going on in a relationship that one person is completely unaware of, and would completely damn the relationship...I'm pretty sure most people would call that a red flag.
    Those were my thoughts at the time, too, basically. I don't really have any good advice for him because I got the impression he's tried to walk away from it before without success.

    Just a strange situation all the way around.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Chopper, you're thinking too much about the sex. Clear your head for a second. Your friend has just provided you with the perfect opportunity to blackmail him.

    So, of course, get the info from the Blackberry, so you can maintain plausible deniability.

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    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    If you come out and ask him for the numbers and names, he loses any plausible denability about whether you might know of such information.

    I say sneak a peak at the Blackberry!!

    And then PM me what you find


    A little technical advice to the Chopper:

    You can, if you decide to do so, simultaneously send PMs to more than one recipient.

    Just saying...

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    young phenom Beno Udrih's Avatar
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    Um wow that guy is my hero. PM me those numbers chopper!

    And what a for him not inviting you to bang some nice young twenty somethings.

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    Veteran to21's Avatar
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    That's what happens when Wifes don't give their Husbands some "medicine".

    They go crazy.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    I call bull on all of that. Unless she's decided she's a lesbian or does, in fact, know about what he's been doing and it's turned her off of him, it's just an excuse for him to justify being just another lying, bas cheater.

    So ... sneak a peak at his blackberry. Don't let anyone have ANY information about you that could come back and bite you in the ass in divorce court.

    I don't think he's making it up....he's not the type. And his wife did disclose some things to Mrs. Chopper that makes me think he and his wife really aren't as active sexually as they used to be. He wasn't bragging when he told me...it was more like confession.

    I think I need to start turning this thing into a movie script.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    I don't think he's making it up....he's not the type. And his wife did disclose some things to Mrs. Chopper that makes me think he and his wife really aren't as active sexually as they used to be. He wasn't bragging when he told me...it was more like confession.

    I think I need to start turning this thing into a movie script.
    You can use the blackmail money to fund the production.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    A little technical advice to the Chopper:

    You can, if you decide to do so, simultaneously send PMs to more than one recipient.

    Just saying...
    Absolutely! I'm praying for warm weather that day. I'll be buying him several beers from the cart girl.

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    Applause for Helicopter!

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    Big Mo MoSpur's Avatar
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    I was looking for the Fresh Prince ending too.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    I don't think he's making it up....he's not the type. And his wife did disclose some things to Mrs. Chopper that makes me think he and his wife really aren't as active sexually as they used to be. He wasn't bragging when he told me...it was more like confession.

    I think I need to start turning this thing into a movie script.

    I didn't mean I thought he was making up ing around on his wife, just his sorry excuse for doing so. I'd bet money that she knows, or least senses it.

    *shrugs*

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