How Soon to Fart With a New Person?

[MrChug]

How soon is too soon? I've often pondered this one. I'm a pretty private person when it comes to that, but that other fart thread made me laugh so hard it stimulated existential thought...when is it okay?

[Extra Stout]

If you do it before marriage, that's fartnication.

[Heath Ledger]

I am a fart connisseuer. It is okay right out of the gate.

[Heath Ledger]

I am a fart connisseuer. It is okay right out of the gate. Warning Ambien may cause gas or bloating.

[MrChug]

My polls are so popular even the MOST tasteless posters (those who disrespect the deceased) post in them. Or is that my "pole". Not sure.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'd say it depends if you're a man or a woman.

[FromWayDowntown]

Are we talking about a new person in the workplace?

[Hemotivo]

5 months

[MrChug]

5 months

Not a bad take...got any reasoning behind it?

[DaHorns]

Right away, gotta keep it real.......

[bendmz]

y'all just sickos......

[Heath Ledger]

But we're talking about practice?

[MrChug]

But we're talking about practice?

No, we're talking about holding your runt ass face down and farti`ng in your face after a cup of black coffee and 2 bowls of beans, making you cry and then pissing on you proving you're a s of a being. Your "practice" (an Allen Iverson reference I presume) quote doesn't even apply here. Work on your schtick, because no one else ever will .

[Shelly]

For you, Chopper...

The Desperate Housewives star made a TV appearance on UK’s Friday Night With Jonathan Ross “I’ve been on holiday for three months, because of the writers’ strike,” she said. “I’m in heaven! I’ve gained ten pounds, I pig out on pizza.”

Eva also provided some insight on married life with basketball star Tony Parker.
“We’re still in the honeymoon phase, I love him – but I don’t fart in front of him!,” she said. “I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”

[Sapphire]

Eva....
“I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”

She loves the smell of her own farts! That oughta ruin Chopper's libido for months. Ahahahahahahah!!!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

For you, Chopper...

“We’re still in the honeymoon phase, I love him – but I don’t fart in front of him!,” she said. “I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”

Not only did she admit she emits gaseous vapors from her anus but she had the gall to use the "F" word......in a national interview no less!!


I'm shocked.....














and horrified.....















and grateful she's married to Tony Parker and not the Chopper....















because such behavior would not be tolerated 'round these parts.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She loves the smell of her own farts!

She must be from San Francisco. /southparkreference

[Extra Stout]

“We’re still in the honeymoon phase, I love him – but I don’t fart in front of him!,” she said. “I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”

French farts smell like merde.