Cootie Queen - Lint Licker

[Taco]

This commercial cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TxVJAkwbqA

Dirty Mouth Test 37

Wife:. (She scowlingly says to her husband) "You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog."



Husband: What the French toast


Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?


Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!


Wife: Pickle you kumquat!


Husband: You're overreacting.


Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!

[peewee's lovechild]

What the french, toast?

[peewee's lovechild]

My favorite line.

[Taco]

"Who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!!"

[mrsmaalox]

"Stinky McStinkface"

[peewee's lovechild]

Pickle you kumquat!

[MrChug]

I Actually Pressed Record On My Dvr Just For This Commercial!!

I actually use the "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST?!?!?!"

I love when the sancha is just staring the wife down bobbing her head! That was hilarious!

FABULOUS! (I think that lady's kinda hot...accent don't hurt either )

[peewee's lovechild]

I Actually Pressed Record On My Dvr Just For This Commercial!!

I actually use the "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST?!?!?!"

I love when the sancha is just staring the wife down bobbing her head! That was hilarious!

FABULOUS! (I think that lady's kinda hot...accent don't hurt either )

I think the Sancha is pretty hot.
But, yea, the "Fabulous" girl is extremely able too.

[thispego]

I Actually Pressed Record On My Dvr Just For This Commercial!!

I actually use the "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST?!?!?!"

I love when the sancha is just staring the wife down bobbing her head! That was hilarious!

FABULOUS! (I think that lady's kinda hot...accent don't hurt either )

kinda? she's beyond kinda

[samikeyp]

"Bud Light...suck one"

-Ben Moon

I think you mean Jackie Moon.

[Taco]

I think the Sancha is pretty hot.
But, yea, the "Fabulous" girl is extremely able too.

THE SANCHA HAS A LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG NECK

[peewee's lovechild]

THE SANCHA HAS A LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG NECK

It's perfect for what I need for.

(that was a bad sentence, but I think I'm understood)

[Taco]

THE SANCHA HAS A LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG NECK

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A GIF OF HER BOBBING HER HEAD CHEWING HER GUM

[peewee's lovechild]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A GIF OF HER BOBBING HER HEAD CHEWING HER GUM

That would be ing sweet.

[MrChug]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A GIF OF HER BOBBING HER HEAD CHEWING HER GUM

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

You're right! SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A GIF OF HER BOBBING HER HEAD...















...wait, what are we talking about??

[Taco]

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

You're right! SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A GIF OF HER BOBBING HER HEAD...















...wait, what are we talking about??