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There may be hazing....
be accepted as a fan of the san antonio spurs
There may be hazing....
because your defecting there will be alot of mental conditioning and brainwashing...
expect one of these men
give us a good reason
Welcome!!! HOWEVER, THERE IS NO GOING BACK! Please write a statement denouncing the Mavericks and your reasons for seeing the light.
Everyone is a spurs fan
why?be accepted as a fan of the san antonio spurs
One of the best parts of being a Spurs fans, is hating the Mavericks. Can you do that?
O, but if you would of just changed your team to the Spurs, without ever making this thread, I would of thought you were a Spur fan the whole time. Now I'll know.
Nobody hates the Mavericks, just Cubes and some of their fans.
I hate the mavericks
Hey, speak for yourself.... I hate the Mavs.
As for the OP..... Step into the light...Carol Ann.
Why do you people hate the Mavericks?
If God is a Spurs fan, you can too!
Namely because of their owner and these players: caveman, terry, d. harris, george, howard, heck throw dirk into it as well. I just hate Dallas teams.
Hard to believe that a Mavs fan wants to defect. That amounts to treason. You're asking a lot. However, it's a wise request on your part. Before your request can be properly considered, you MUST READ, ACCEPT and AGREE to the following vows:be accepted as a fan of the san antonio spurs
I promise to adorn myself in Silver and Black during all Spurs games.
I promise to worship at one of the following on a regular basis: Church of Duncan in the Virgin Islands, Church of Manu in Argentina, Church of Tony in the French Quarter.
I promise to speak the words "get over yourself" at least once to 10 different Mavs fans before the end of regular season.
I promise to salute the Baseline Bums (either in person or on TV) before the end of the regular season.
I promise to purchase and proudly fly my Spurs flag from the window of my vehicle throughout the remainder of this season.
I promise to research, recite and memorize the names to the top three all-time scorers in Spurs club history.
I promise to begin referring to Jason Terry by his new nickname of "Turtlehead".
I promise to annually defend the Spurs against all critics, pundits and fair-weather fans, both foreign and domestic.
If you can demonstrate your commitment by declaring YES to each of these vows, we will consider your request for inclusion into the Spurs family. Think about this very carefully before you answer, my son.
But first you have to tell me that the Mavs are a supers ion and you are a false prophet.
The Mavs are a supers ion and I am a false prophet!
Say it like you are in the AA Center cheering at a playoff game.
No, no, they really aren't. Most people, in their ignorance, HATE the Spurs.
To be a REAL Spurs fan you have to go through years of derision and ridicule from other fans.
Application rejected.
Edit: I guess you can be a BANDWAGON Spurs fan, and we'll review your progress in a few years.
No. I hate the Mavericks. EVerything about them.
Why should we trust this?
yeah, is this guy for real?
Shouldn't he write up reasons why he loves the team and what made him change is mind in a genuine post?
I think he should put out how he NOW thinks the Dallas Mavs are pussies who needed to be saved by a wife-beater, and call out some of his players like Jason Terry, JHo, etc.
After their fourth championship, the tolerance of the Spurs I noticed are zero. I think in 2003, they were still a neutral winning team for most fans.
All applicants after 2005 are required to have their ass cheeks peirced together.
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