I am a troll, who is outta control
I'm ready to spew some slurs
I come to this forum, because I deplore 'em
The dirty San Antonio Spurs
They have a coach, who looks like a roach
he's a complete moron it's true
he sets on his bum, and sucks on his thumb
while singing love songs to Manu
Who's the one crying, like a toddler sighing?
that's just crybaby Tim
saying"he took my ball, and made me fall
and hit my BIG HEAD on the rim"
and then there is Tony, Who's so full of boloney
can't hit a jumpshot if he tried
on an ankle that's gimpy, the frenchie is wimpy
his game is totally fried
and to all of their fans who clap their hands
and cheer on these ugly thugs
yes, they've won four,but they'll win no more
cause their all doing illegal drugs.
That's cute.
I like trolls.
Very poor effort. Shouldn't you be in school?
You are a troll lacking controlI am a troll, who is outta control
I'm ready to spew some slurs
I come to this forum, because I deplore 'em
The dirty San Antonio Spurs
They have a coach, who looks like a roach
he's a complete moron it's true
he sets on his bum, and sucks on his thumb
while singing love songs to Manu
Who's the one crying, like a toddler sighing?
that's just crybaby Tim
saying"he took my ball, and made me fall
and hit my BIG HEAD on the rim"
and then there is Tony, Who's so full of boloney
can't hit a jumpshot if he tried
on an ankle that's gimpy, the frenchie is wimpy
his game is totally fried
and to all of their fans who clap their hands
and cheer on these ugly thugs
yes, they've won four,but they'll win no more
cause their all doing illegal drugs.
That much said is true
Your centers were switched so you're here to
because your team is through
I like it, especially in light of recent weak trolling attempts here, it should be stickied to show other potential trolls what they have to compete with, keep them on their A game.
Where were you when the Celtics sucked for the last...20 years maybe?I am a troll, who is outta control
I'm ready to spew some slurs
I come to this forum, because I deplore 'em
The dirty San Antonio Spurs
They have a coach, who looks like a roach
he's a complete moron it's true
he sets on his bum, and sucks on his thumb
while singing love songs to Manu
Who's the one crying, like a toddler sighing?
that's just crybaby Tim
saying"he took my ball, and made me fall
and hit my BIG HEAD on the rim"
and then there is Tony, Who's so full of boloney
can't hit a jumpshot if he tried
on an ankle that's gimpy, the frenchie is wimpy
his game is totally fried
and to all of their fans who clap their hands
and cheer on these ugly thugs
yes, they've won four,but they'll win no more
cause their all doing illegal drugs.
I thought we had until at least next month before they started crawling out from their rocks.
*sigh*
He was a suns fan 15 minutes ago
Just thought I'd let you know that your mom told me to tell you and your troll friends to hurry up and get home. She seemed pretty pissed that you didn't do your chores before you left. Sorry I couldn't tell you sooner,but I had a hard time understanding her with my in her mouth. Hope you don't get into to much trouble.
says the fan of a teamI am a troll, who is outta control
I'm ready to spew some slurs
I come to this forum, because I deplore 'em
The dirty San Antonio Spurs
They have a coach, who looks like a roach
he's a complete moron it's true
he sets on his bum, and sucks on his thumb
while singing love songs to Manu
Who's the one crying, like a toddler sighing?
that's just crybaby Tim
saying"he took my ball, and made me fall
and hit my BIG HEAD on the rim"
and then there is Tony, Who's so full of boloney
can't hit a jumpshot if he tried
on an ankle that's gimpy, the frenchie is wimpy
his game is totally fried
and to all of their fans who clap their hands
and cheer on these ugly thugs
yes, they've won four,but they'll win no more
cause their all doing illegal drugs.
called the american dream
bull , it ain't supreme
its nothing but a green wet dream
kg is a loser and is all talk
to a championship he will never walk
ripping his shirt off into celebration he erupts
just because he beat the t-pups
is this the fool boston fans admire?
he just got owned by stoudemire!
so his first thread attempting to troll failed miserably, everyone pointed out the lack of taste and thoughts put through it. He took it personal and tries hard this time; just to fail again.
Poem to Mods:
Resist if you can
the temptation to ban
this poor soul who is harassed
and continually embarrassed.
Let it sit at risk
as an illiterate obelisk
showing others who view
exactly what not to do,
to display wisdom and grace
to put on your best face...
so there will be no regret
no precautionary helmet.
Spurs suck even worse than yesterday
Could you keep all your garbage in one thread?
Thanks to whoever merged them.
But not as much as tomorrow.
They suck the hopes and dreams out of other teams
Phoenix lies in the Valley of the Sun
The trophy count at the end of year will still be none.
Because the Spurs Suck..Suck the life right outta you guys. And all the other pretenders to the throne.
To win a trophy, you must go through the Sucky Spurs. That strikes fear in your heart, cause you know it will never happen.
nikka pleeze,
don't bring that weak here,
the silver n black r the team to fear,
cuz name yo squad!
spurs done smacked that ass,
and they'll do it tomorrow,
like they did in the past,
5 on the way,
did you hear me say?
should i say it again,
while i spit in your face?
so back on out,
while you still ahead,
or respond to this,
it's your deathbed...
I'm not much for poems...but you're sig makes me think dirty thoughts.
You run into trouble literally from the very start. You claim to be "outta control" yet you speak in meter and rhyme. Your opening would seem to indicate that free verse would be the way to go instead of rhyming couplet. Such an obvious mistake is what literary critics around the globe refer to as "weak sauce." A more appropriate line might have been to follow "I am a troll" could have been "I'm on a roll", "I just smoked a bowl", "I dance on a pole", or "I'll stretch out your hole".
After a rough start you move on to display an alarming lack of knowledge of basic biology and anatomy. While not an attractive man, Pop's small number of appendages and closed mandible alone make it hard to mistake him for a roach. On top of that, how does one simultaneously sing while sucking their thumb? The best you could hope to do is hum a love song, and in that case, how can you tell its subject? Do I have to everything for you. Let's try this:They have a coach, who looks like a roach
he's a complete moron it's true
he sets on his bum, and sucks on his thumb
while singing love songs to Manu
Then there's coach Pop, he really should stop
ing at refs like he do
It brings kids to tears. Quick, cover those ears!
Here comes another " you!"
As you clearly having hearing issues (there is a considerable difference between the crying and sighing of a toddler) you might do better to focus more on the visual aspects of this complaint. Also, I can't remember the last time Tim go high enough to hit his head on a rim. Observe:Who's the one crying, like a toddler sighing?
that's just crybaby Tim
saying"he took my ball, and made me fall
and hit my BIG HEAD on the rim"
Who is that thug with eyes that do bug
almost clean out of his head?
It's Tim crying, "Bad Call! I got all ball!
Man, I wish Joey Crawford was dead!"
What a mish mash of mixed cultural metaphors we have here. Tony is French, but bologna is German I think. Other than that the smack almost hits the mark, but the busted first line cripples the entire stanza from the start. I guess if you want it done right...and then there is Tony, Who's so full of boloney
can't hit a jumpshot if he tried
on an ankle that's gimpy, the frenchie is wimpy
his game is totally fried
Then there is Tony, man what a phoney
You think he was really hurt?
I'm not a believa, he was cheating on Eva
going Brokeback in Dallas with Dirk
Finally something that makes sense. I don't think think the Spurs are actually doing drugs, it's just that I think if they lose this year it will be do to the contact high you get from sharing a locker room with Damon Stoudemire.and to all of their fans who clap their hands
and cheer on these ugly thugs
yes, they've won four,but they'll win no more
cause their all doing illegal drugs.
You have the soul of a poet, that's for sure, but your technique is far too sloppy to make a living at this.
Last edited by urunobili; 03-04-2008 at 05:53 PM.
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