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    WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

    "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

    "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

    The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

    "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

    She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

    "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

    "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."


    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/wom...ref=rss_latest

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Oh, no.

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    Luck is Evil Phil Hellmuth's Avatar
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    the toilet never overflowed once????????

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    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
    What the ?

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    Even I went to a GTG iminlakerland's Avatar
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    what kinda is this??? Well maybe i shouldnt really use the word right now...

    But seriously something really has to be off with these two mentally.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Toilet story? Sheriff WHIPPLE???



    Coincidence? I think not...


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    How did the BF take a dump?

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    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    , I'm no authority, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, yeah, she's some of both.

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    On the bright side, she never had to about him leaving the seat up.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    On the bright side, she never had to about him leaving the seat up.
    [rimshot][/rimshot]


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    LOL

    sorry, but just the thought of being stuck in a toilet is ing funny

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    tlong would still hit it.

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    POW! POW! Evan's Avatar
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    There must be so much to this story we don't know...

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    There must be so much to this story we don't know...
    Yea, ya think?

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    Maybe she had a real reason she liked the toilet?


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    Maybe she had a real reason she liked the toilet?

    or.... she was a freak


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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I could stay on one of these for a long time; check out the S400!
    http://www.washlet.com/

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    Just goes to show you can never have too much bathroom reading material.

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    Maybe she had a real reason she liked the toilet?

    I'd take one. Do you accept visa or master card?

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