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    A US woman says she had to drink her own urine after police locked her in a cell and forgot about her - for four days.

    Adriana Torres-Flores was locked in a cell in the Washington County Courthouse, Arkansas, on a Thursday - and left until the following Monday.

    She had nothing to eat or drink so drank her own urine. There was no bed or toilet. She slept on the floor with her head on a shoe.

    Torres-Flores pounded on the steel door with her hands and feet, and yelled but nobody heard her, reports the Arkansas Democrat Gazette.

    The building was closed all weekend so it was Monday morning before the bailiff who had put her in the holding cell, intending to have her taken to jail, opened the door and realised his mistake.

    Jarrod Hankins, only two months into his job as bailiff, was too devastated to talk about it but Washington County Sheriff Tim Helder said he had been distracted by other duties.

    "He's a broken man right now," Sheriff Helder said, promising a thorough investigation and new safeguards to prevent a similar occurrence.

    Torres-Flores, 38, of Springdale, later appeared in court for a hearing relating to her December arrest on a charge of selling pirated music CDs at a local market.

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    This is a piss poor topic!

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    Well if you have to Bear Grylls in the situation, then do it. Bear should do a special on how to survive in federal prison or something.

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    She drank her own urine.
    I envy her!

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    her December arrest on a charge of selling pirated music CDs at a local market.

    according to Tpark she deserves it!

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    Bear getting gangraped by 2 big black dudes:

    This situation is a bugger, the only thing I can really do is put my hands on the back of my neck and ride this out. If you can, try to take a number 2 everytime you take a step outside of your cell, it will help with the pain and make the predators less likely to attack because of your scent.


    I need a British accent.

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    I bet she's pissed.

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    A woman nearly dies of starvation and thirst, and urine here making jokes. If you think this is a laughing matter, urine sane.

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    Better to be pissed off then pissed on...

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    A woman nearly dies of starvation and thirst, and urine here making jokes. If you think this is a laughing matter, urine sane.
    You're going straight to for that one...

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    You're going straight to for that one...
    look around you this is !

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    So we have the combination of female, urine, and being trapped in a confined space. Was the warden R. Kelly by any chance?

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    So we have the combination of female, urine, and being trapped in a confined space. Was the warden R. Kelly by any chance?

    Winz.

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    Urine luck i just happen to not give a about this thread.

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    Don't knock it till ya try it.

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    my manjuice wouldve made her survived for another few days....

    and yes its comes in a bottle, properly package, and plz leav in cool area....

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