Obama in Iraq(meeting Iraqi PM):
Don't worry sir, we'll have these brutal aggressors out of your country in no time.
Iraqi PM:
But, I don't want you to leave yet, we don't have enough stability to not be overthrown if you leave. If you leave an authoritarian millitant theocracy will step in and take revenge on every one in this country that stood for Democracy. I will most likely be hanged.
Obama:
But the polls say the Iraqi people want us out of Iraq.
Iraqi PM:
Well they do, but they don't want you to leave before the government can stand on it's own. Are you stupid?
Obama:
Well, I am an American anti-war, and they never put that part about "when" on the bumpersticker.
Obama:
Sorry but we don't want to interfere with the internal affairs of another country so I am pulling us out. Good luck. Hope you don''t get overthrown and have all yoru family slaughtered before you are hung, and I hope this won't impact our future relations.
I also hope the Iraqui people will appreciate this gesture of bombing the out of their country, turning it into a front in the war on terror, and then bailing on them completely and leaving them to face the wrath of the terrorists, rendering every death of the past 5 years meaningless.
Obama speaking to the troops as he is pulling them out:
Don't worry my friends, your acts of heartless aggression will soon be over and I want you to know how much I support you....You...Heartless...Heroic child murderering...Proud....civillian killers....troops...illegally occupying Iraq, I am on your side....even though you are illegally occupying this country. Killers. I am so proud of the job you did....brutally murdering innocent civillians.
PS: All your comerades that have died, your families that have been torn apart...yeah, it was all for nothing.
I am so proud of you guys!
Hilary in Iraq:
Burqa time. Our President needs to know her ing place.

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