Joke of the Week
Know how to make Mike Huckabee angry???
Invite him to the movie 10,000 B.C.!!!
:-)
can the corn, wiseguy
get it?
Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution!
I'm more into practical jokes.
What Galileo doesn't know is that I switched the frequency on his tinfoil hat when he wasn't looking.
NOW THE GOVERNMENT CAN INFILTRATE HIS BRAIN WITH THEIR MIND CONTROL WAVES.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do???
HE SITS UP ALL NIGHT, WONDERING IF THERE'S A D-O-G!!!
They're both dead.
If you have to explain it, it wasn't worth telling.get it?
Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution!
Tell that to Dennis Miller.
He doesn't explain his jokes, and I get 'em.
I wish Heath Ledger would have died about a year ago. I would have made a great Joker.
Quoted from a famous celebrity.
Email joke.A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think poli tics is al l about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep .
Dyslexics, UNTIE!!!What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do???
HE SITS UP ALL NIGHT, WONDERING IF THERE'S A D-O-G!!!
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