What really makes Kobe dangerous is that you never know what he's going to do. Will he drive the baseline for the reverse layup? Will he step back and drain the fadeaway? Will he post up? Will he choke you while ejaculating in your face? Will he get the ball on the wing and take the two-step pull-up jumper? Will he try to stick the Mamba in your cornhole? Will he curl off a screen for the turnaround jumper? Will he donkeypunch your ass? That's what makes Kobe so dangerous, he has such a full arsenal of unstoppable moves.