The Chopper is bringing some SPAM to Phoenix

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm getting more and more excited about this game everyday. I'm going to be sitting on row 2 next to the basket, giving the Spurs some SPAMERGY a couple of month's early. I've already notified Pop that I'll be there just in case he wants to sign me and my lifetime .500 3-point shooting to a ten-day.

Watch for me on the SPiN that night.

Just look for the bad-azz 37 year-old aging rock star surrounded by the young hotties. . .

I'll try to sit near that guy!!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

It's rare that going to a regular season game gets me this pumped up, but I think it's going to be a great game. Anyone else going?? I know Mr. Dux has stated that he will be there. I may just have to meet this master of postery prose in person.

[Shelly]

We want pictures, Chopper Boy!

Don't forget your Ducks to English Translation Guide!

[boutons]

This is a game of playoff intensity and importance.

We had them last season after Jan:

Fri 16 @ Indiana L 79 - 89
Thu 29 Sacramento L 91 - 96
Fri 6 @ Sacramento W 102 - 94
Thu 26 @ Dallas L 91 - 115
Mon 1 Memphis L 80 - 81
Tue 9 @ Memphis L 88 - 94
Sun 14 @ Sacramento L 87 - 101
Tue 23 @ Minnesota L 81 - 86
Thu 25 Detroit W 84 - 75
Wed 31 Sacramento W 107 - 89
Sun 4 @ L.A. Lakers W 95 - 89
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4 - 7, hmm, not very impressive.

Were the big games lost against top-level teams in the heart of the season predicting the softness of the Spurs' collapse vs LAL?

[Kori Ellis]

Go Chopper Go!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I will GUARANTEE a Spurs victory.

I have only been to one road game where the Spurs lost, and that was a couple of years ago in Denver during the Nuggets 18 (or so) win season. I turned off the SPAMERGY that night feeling sorry for the Nugs. The Spurs are something like 10-1 when I've attended road games, and I won't accept a loss.

ShelBabe, I'll try to take photos in between signing autographs, SPAMERGIZING the Spurs and fighting off the hotties. It will be tough, but I'll see what I can do!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

For anyone who wants to meet up at the game here is a recent pic of me on my hog, looking hot as always. . .



I'm holding up pretty well for 37 I think.

[Jimcs50]

I'm holding up pretty well for 37 I think.

37?

37 what?

37 donuts a day?
37 beers a day?

You are one ugly fat man, Chopper....did you have to purchase 2 seats at America West Arena?

[tlongII]

The Suns are going to destroy the Spurs on the 21st! I expect to see a mul ude of posts blaming the refs.

[GoSpurs21]

The Suns are going to destroy the Spurs on the 21st! I expect to see a mul ude of posts blaming the refs.

Expect to see no trolls if the Spurs win...trolls of all shapes and sizes celebrating if Spurs lose. It must really suck to be a fan of another team and your only joy is trolling around the Spurs site.

[Jimcs50]

The Suns are going to destroy the Spurs on the 21st! I expect to see a mul ude of posts blaming the refs.

tlong knows that the only way the Spurs ever lose is because of poor officiating....everyone knows that.

tlong is not a troll, he is just bored with his team.

[Shelly]

For anyone who wants to meet up at the game here is a recent pic of me on my hog, looking hot as always. . .



I'm holding up pretty well for 37 I think.

Dang, Chopper! My crush on Jim is officially over now.

[Jimcs50]

Dang, Chopper! My crush on Jim is officially over now.

I will gain about 200 lbs if I have to, to win you back S y.

[gay abc]

Dang, Chopper! My crush on Jim is officially over now.

i saw him first s y

[SpursWoman]

[Shelly]

i saw him first s y

Flip a coin?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Hey! It's hard to build a physique like that! Keeping my upper arms that thin and atrophied while maintaining my enormous gut takes real talent!

I was even forced to switch from throwing back quarts of Mickey's to merely adding chocolate syrup to 12-oz cans of Schlitz because the workout from hoisting up the 32-oz bottles was building up my biceps too much.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Flip a coin?

There's enough of the Chopper for everybody!! I usually don't swing the way of GayABC....but there was that one night at a biker bar outside of Fresno. . .

[Jimcs50]

This is too weird.....having a gay man in here to compete with the girls for the men.

No longer just cat fights in here...

[gregcoy]

Expect to see no trolls if the Spurs win...trolls of all shapes and sizes celebrating if Spurs lose. It must really suck to be a fan of another team and your only joy is trolling around the Spurs site.

especially when your team is the trailblazers

[gay abc]

Flip a coin?

naw that's ok - i'll take sloppy seconds - not a problem

There's enough of the Chopper for everybody!! I usually don't swing the way of GayABC....but there was that one night at a biker bar outside of Fresno. . .

ya'll do know the difference between a straight man and a gay man right?








a 12 pack of miller highlife

[Shelly]

Chopper, you be da ho!

[Jimcs50]

naw that's ok - i'll take sloppy seconds - not a problem





ya'll do know the difference between a straight man and a gay man right?








a 12 pack of miller highlife

and a 9mm aimed at my head.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Chopper, you be da ho!

Just your ho, ShelBabe.

Oh, and Spurswoman. . .and that GayABC guy perhaps. . .and that person I met at the biker bar outside of Fresno. . .and. . .

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

37?

37 what?

37 donuts a day?
37 beers a day?

You are one ugly fat man, Chopper....did you have to purchase 2 seats at America West Arena?

I always purchase two seats. . .one for me, and one for my designated hottie of the day. Of course whoever accompanies me has to be very thin and pe e because all of my manliness usually spills over into the surrounding seats. Usually I'll sit by the aisle because I tend to have to go to the bathroom alot due to my IBS! Another one of my many traits that the chicks seem to dig!!