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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I'm just gonna lay it out there. I'm going to be more honest than I ought to.

    I HATE being a fan of the Mavericks. It absolutely ing blows.

    The biggest mistake of my life was deciding that I liked the Mavericks and wanted to be a Mavs fan for life. An MFFL before MFFL existed.

    Now I've got to watch this for 6 months a year.

    My fondest memories are of teams that could barely win 20 games a season.

    I hate basketball.





    And the Suns.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be Mavs fans. Unless of course you're a sadistic who wants your babies to suffer torment & anguish every year from March to possibly May.

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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    Well said now let's form an angry mob and go kill Avery

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Yes it sucks. Avery Johnson is just a horrible coach. Kidd of course is going to run out of gas if he has to guard Iverson the whole ing game.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Jump on the Spurs wagon.

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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Jump on the Spurs wagon.

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    Yes it sucks. Avery Johnson is just a horrible coach. Kidd of course is going to run out of gas if he has to guard Iverson the whole ing game.
    As opposed to who? Who else on the Mavs roster can even think about guarding Iverson without getting embarrassed and lit up for 50 points?

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    As opposed to who? Who else on the Mavs roster can even think about guarding Iverson without getting embarrassed and lit up for 50 points?
    Lue and Wright. Avery is just too brain dead to notice there are other options but he would rather run his starters into the ground.

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    Realistic Spurs Fan Amuseddaysleeper's Avatar
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    Jump on the Spurs wagon.


    Yes Mono, come join us


    and let your hatred for the Suns grow even more

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    Realistic Spurs Fan Amuseddaysleeper's Avatar
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    As opposed to who? Who else on the Mavs roster can even think about guarding Iverson without getting embarrassed and lit up for 50 points?

    Coulda been TRENTON HASSELL



    jk

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    Lue and Wright. Avery is just too brain dead to notice there are other options but he would rather run his starters into the ground.
    I'll give you Lue because of that one series where he did a good job on AI, but no way Wright is guarding him. But putting Lue on AI is just too logical for Avery.

  13. #13
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I can't jump on the Spurs bandwagon cuz I hate the Spurs. And it would be incredibly lame to jump ship from the Mavericks because I've loved them for so long.

    I'm just going to have to be miserable every basketball season.

    My "mistress" Eastern Conference team is the Hawks. So I've got that going for me

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    Believe. The Nba Is Rigged's Avatar
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    You are absolutely right, this team sucks. No one can drive to the rim, no inside presence, the refs absolutely hate the mavericks, stern hates cuban, Dirk will probaly enter the hall of fame ringless, its just ing atrocious being a mavs fan.

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    I can't jump on the Spurs bandwagon cuz I hate the Spurs. And it would be incredibly lame to jump ship from the Mavericks because I've loved them for so long.

    I'm just going to have to be miserable every basketball season.

    My "mistress" Eastern Conference team is the Hawks. So I've got that going for me
    Why not the Celtics? 16 rings es. Doesn't get any better than that.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    It is what it is. Just try to be a good fan, no matter how your team is doing.

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    Believe.
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    The San Antonio Spur Fans will welcome you MAV fans to the team! Come and enjoy the playoffs with us! You wont have to watch or tolerate Mark Cuban and Avery Johnson any longer!

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    Believe. The Nba Is Rigged's Avatar
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    The San Antonio Spur Fans will welcome you MAV fans to the team! Come and enjoy the playoffs with us! You wont have to watch or tolerate Mark Cuban and Avery Johnson any longer!
    I'd watch the Orlando Magic if anything...

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    The San Antonio Spur Fans will welcome you MAV fans to the team! Come and enjoy the playoffs with us! You wont have to watch or tolerate Mark Cuban and Avery Johnson any longer!
    Do you Spurs fans REALLY want that?

    I promise you, if I jump ship to the Spurs, they WILL get swept in the first round. I have THAT MUCH bad mojo built up right now.

    I have the anti-Midas touch right now. Any team I root for WILL suffer embarrassing defeat and epic failure.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    You don't want to be a bandwagoner. It's just too bad that rooting for the Mavericks is excruciating, whether they're good (blowing a 2-0 Finals lead, losing in the 1st round after winning 67) or bad (11 straight years w/o playoffs).

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    You don't want to be a bandwagoner. It's just too bad that rooting for the Mavericks is excruciating, whether they're good (blowing a 2-0 Finals lead, losing in the 1st round after winning 67) or bad (11 straight years w/o playoffs).
    Well it would suck big time to wait 7 months before you can root for Dallas again. I'm going for the Celtics since I can't live without some team to root for that long.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    Well it would suck big time to wait 7 months before you can root for Dallas again. I'm going for the Celtics since I can't live without some team to root for that long.
    Eh, I feel better when this team has no shot at winning a le, when there are no expectations and any success is just gravy. Maybe they never did have a chance to win a championship, but getting to the Finals and having one of the all-time great regular seasons would make you think otherwise.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    Only question is, do I eat the failure pile now or when they are *officially* eliminated?

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    I'm not even mad or sad about what happened this season, I just want the Mavs taken out behind the house and put out of their misery with a shotgun. This team needs a mercy killing.

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    Believe.
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    I feel sorry for those bas s. Also to have a former Spur running the team into the ground, m m m m that would sting. I still don't know what Mark Cuban was thinking when he hired a unproven coach to take over a top 5 NBA team with a huge upside when he could have hired an expierence coach.. I do know one thing, Avery is fired and Mavs fans can only dream of what could have been.I didn't think the Kidd trade as smart just beccause you gave away a big part of ur future. I had no clue it would make them worse this year. I mean those guys are going to miss the playoffs.

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