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Maybe they tested the gay bomb on Afghan locals.
New ScitentistTHE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified do ents reveal.
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread sexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
This has gotta be a joke, right?
Scotsman.comFri 24 May 2002
BRITISH marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat - being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers
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Originally, the marines had sent patrols into several villages in the mountains near the town of Khost, hoping to catch up with al-Qaeda suspects who last week fought a four-hour gun battle with soldiers of the Australian SAS. The hardened troops, their faces covered in camouflage cream and weight down with weapons, radios and ammunition, were confronted with Afghans wanting to stroke their hair.
"It was ," said Corporal Paul Richard, 20. "Every village we went into we got a group of men wearing make-up coming up, stroking our hair and cheeks and making kissing noises."
Make love not war? Finally a Pentagon plan we can all get BEHIND.
Maybe they tested the gay bomb on Afghan locals.
What sites do you visit Dan to come up with all this crap? You must not have a life!
Gay bomb would be great ahahah
Gay bombs were proven ineffective since the invention of "Gaydar".
that would be hilarous....gay porno music coming from mosques and hospital basements at all hours of the night....sheesh.
astroglide sniffing dogs to hunt out the bad guys....
the cars with bombs will be easy to notice with the rainbow sticker on the back,
and the suicide bombers can be shot from a distance as they could be spotted sashaying frantically.
I was thinking the same..
Nbadan doesn't even participate in the Spurs forum...
he owns politics forum.
Wouldn't a gay bomb be too light to be effective?
How would this affect women? Would it just make them want men more?
No, they would turn into lesbians I guess.
No, that would be the soon-to-be deployed lesbi-bomb.
Spartans were all gay. As a matter of fact they encouraged it because it was good for moral, everyone would die for another. So I think the gay bomb would be ineffective, exept if it is just a side effect and the bomb is just to make them pacifists.
Still waiting for someone to run with this idea:
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