You Back Again Cheeting H0z.

[dafreestyleking1.5]

Hi, my name is dafreestyleking. This is an old poem I wrote about the San Antonio Spurs, old, but still effective. I have many more rhymes, some featuring more mad rhymes about the Spurs, and San Antonio in general, but this one is a good one.


We the best team, never get tired
Spurs have to try too hard to be lieed
Yo I gotta bust out my rhymes
Look at Tony Parker, he ain't no Kidd
He can't even get 10 dimes
By that I mean rebounds
When he gets one
Boom swish, get down
Before Jason Terry Hits a Three.
He'll leave you back on your bloody
bloody bloody bloody knees.
Wish you can stop a guy like Dirk
We deliberately lost the first round
Because that Avery Johnson is an annoying sound
Get him fired
before he gets Jason Kidd tired
Games are so boring shoot me to the floor
I better switch to the other channel playing GTA4
Hornets going to beat you like 24/7
Granting seven seven
Thats the assist that CP3 will get
Leave now Spur
You Will regret.

[m33p0]

oh jeez. its the head again.

[RandomGuy]

Hi, my name is dafreestyleking. This is an old poem I wrote about the San Antonio Spurs, old, but still effective. I have many more rhymes, some featuring more mad rhymes about the Spurs, and San Antonio in general, but this one is a good one.


We the best team, never get tired
Spurs have to try too hard to be lieed
Yo I gotta bust out my rhymes
Look at Tony Parker, he ain't no Kidd
He can't even get 10 dimes
By that I mean rebounds
When he gets one
Boom swish, get down
Before Jason Terry Hits a Three.
He'll leave you back on your bloody
bloody bloody bloody knees.
Wish you can stop a guy like Dirk
We deliberately lost the first round
Because that Avery Johnson is an annoying sound
Get him fired
before he gets Jason Kidd tired
Games are so boring shoot me to the floor
I better switch to the other channel playing GTA4
Hornets going to beat you like 24/7
Granting seven seven
Thats the assist that CP3 will get
Leave now Spur
You Will regret.

As poems, go that was epically bad.

It really wasn't the subject matter so much as the bad rhythm, and easy rhymes.

If your vocabulary is stunted at the 8th grade level, you have never read any actual poetry and are trying for the first time it isn't a bad effort, but sheesh.

If you want to 'front, try harder with something not quite so amaturish.

[BiZNicK]

Even reading this in an unbiased manner....this was so bad on 17 different levels...

FAIL! next.

[E20]

On a comedic level this poem was funny LMAO.

We lost on purpose and by dimes I men rebounds LOL

[RandomGuy]

On a comedic level this poem was funny LMAO.

We lost on purpose and by dimes I men rebounds LOL

That poem was great, and by great I mean it sucks sweaty monkey balls...

[Strike]

Hi, my name is dafreestyleking. This is an old poem I wrote about the San Antonio Spurs, old, but still effective. I have many more rhymes, some featuring more mad rhymes about the Spurs, and San Antonio in general, but this one is a good one.


We the best team, never get tired
Spurs have to try too hard to be lieed
Yo I gotta bust out my rhymes
Look at Tony Parker, he ain't no Kidd
He can't even get 10 dimes
By that I mean rebounds
When he gets one
Boom swish, get down
Before Jason Terry Hits a Three.
He'll leave you back on your bloody
bloody bloody bloody knees.
Wish you can stop a guy like Dirk
We deliberately lost the first round
Because that Avery Johnson is an annoying sound
Get him fired
before he gets Jason Kidd tired
Games are so boring shoot me to the floor
I better switch to the other channel playing GTA4
Hornets going to beat you like 24/7
Granting seven seven
Thats the assist that CP3 will get
Leave now Spur
You Will regret.

[lefty]

Hi, my name is dafreestyleking. This is an old poem I wrote about the Mavs old, but still effective. I have many more rhymes, some featuring more mad rhymes about the Mavs, and Dallas in general, but this one is a good one.


We the worst, never get tired
Mavs have to try too hard to be credible
Yo I gotta bust out my rhymes
Look at Kidd, he ain't no Parker
He can't even get a le
By that I mean a le
When he gets one
Boom swish, get down
Before Jason Terry Hits a Three.
He'll leave you back on your bloody
bloody bloody bloody knees.
Wish we can stop a guy like CP3
We lost the first round
Because that Avery Johnson is an annoying sound
Get him fired
before he gets Jason Kidd tired
Games are so boring shoot me to the floor
I better switch to the other channel playing GTA4
Hornets drilled us hardcore
Granting seven seven
Thats the assist that CP3 will get
Leave now Mavs
You Will Thank Me.

Fixed

[Solid D]

I wouldn't exactly call it a poem....it's more like a purge.

[Reggie Miller]

I remember my first beer too.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I remember my first beer too.

[dafreestyleking1.5]

Don't be jealous of a team that upholds the integrity of the US called the Mavericks. I'll bet all my Vbookie cash that Hornets are going to win 4-0.

[phyzik]

Don't be jealous of a team that upholds the integrity of the US called the Mavericks. I'll bet all my Vbookie cash that Hornets are going to win 4-0.

High roller...