Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat I shot her with a shotgun and she yells who's shooting the bb gun.
yo mama so fat when she says I'm paint the town red tonight, it's because her period is starting.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama's so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the "W"s
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she goes to Spursreport.com as her main Spurs forum.
/thread
Yo' mama so ugly face book changed their name to just book after she signed on.
yo' mama's so fat she thinks TPark is anorexic!
I got this off TV:
Your momma is so ugly that she made a boomerang not come back.
yo' mama so big, yo' daddy had to use on-star to find her va jay jay during sex.
Your Mothers ass is so big one fart started global warming.
yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
yo mommas so ugly she went to a haunted house and walked out with an application
Your mother is so ugly it affects her self-esteem.
Yo mammas eyeglasses are so thick, she looked at a map and saw people waving!
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-10 as a slip and slide.
Yo mamma's so fat she got baptized at Sea World
Yo mamma's so fat Jesus can't lift her soul
yo momma so fat she eats hula hoops for cheerios
Yo mama so ugly, that when you were born, the Doc smacked her on the ass!
Yo mama so fat, that when she lay on the beach, people sream "free willy"!
Yo mama so fat, she got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat, when she walks backwards, she beeps!
Yo mama so poor, she can't pay attention!
Yo mama so poor, they put her picture on foodstamps!
Yo mama so poor, she put the toilet paper out to dry!
Yo mama so stanky, she make red onions cry!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gate's can't pay for her liposuction!
Last edited by marini martini; 05-21-2008 at 07:44 AM.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
