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"Hey Gasol, stop looking at my bewbs"
"Hey Gasol, stop looking at my bewbs"
What a fool on Gasol
Gasol: BrRrRRrrrrTtTTTttT!!!
Timmy: Holy , thats ripe! :thud:
Gasol attempted to play defense on Tim Duncan, and Gasol's whole demeanor scared Duncan less to the point where he was like: "Just take it, take it and leave me alone".
"My mind to your mind, my thoughts are your thoughts..." Hey, does the mind meld work through a basketball?
Ducan: Your SOUL is mine!
During the second quarter of the LA Lakers-San Antonio Spurs Game 3 showdown, Laker forward/center Pau Gasol realized why a local eating establishment called their burrito the "toilet express". Unfortunately, so did Spur center Tim Duncan. What followed was a five minute illness timeout.
Spaulding tattoo on your forehead
tim: can't see me.
pau: yes, i can.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no, you don't.
pau: yes, i do.
tim: no.
Duncan gives Gasol a numbing Spurs Mind Meld.
Damn you Brent Barry and your super-glue shenanigans
tim "show me the way! weeeeeeeeeee"
pau "get off me"
OK Pau, now stand perfectly still and I'll try to balance the ball on your head.
Pau: Help me Tim, the ball is stuck on my head !! Get if off please !! I'm going to die !!
Duncan: Relax. Calm down. I'm going to try to get it off.
Hold still.
Pau: Okay Tim.
Duncan: You're too tall. Squat down a little.
Pau: Okay Tim.
The Power of Spaulding compels you!
don't move Tim, I'm trying to guard you.....
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