Kobe Bryant, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Los Angeles Laker's flag in the window. "This house is yours for
eternity, Kobe," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a
house up here."
Kobe felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a brilliant Black, Silver & White, sidewalk, a
50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous San Antonio Spurs flag, and in
every window a Spurs logo.
Kobe looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question: I won 3 NBA Championships, more awards than I can
remember and am one of the greatest players of all time."
God said "So what do you want to know, Kobe?"
"Well, why does Tim Duncan get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Kobe, that's not Tim's house, ..it's MINE."
haha good one...
The rape jokes are a lot funnier.
Did God die this year?
Good Stuff
I love it!!
KOBE IS A JOKE!!!
pretty sure duncans won 4 les and 2 mvps anyway
but hey it also wouldnt dobt me that kobe thinks ur place in heavan is based on how many awards you've won
haha.
haha so true too
oh no not another GOD joke, it usually ends with references to rape, i thought the ending was funny though, so God is a big fan of Tim Duncan, but even he have to admit kobe is one of the greatest, because he can't tell lies. i love the irony to it lol.
Ha!...NICE
Very good!!
love it
Duncan, Bowen & Ginbobili walk into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll ya have?" Duncan just stares at him and Ginobili throws his arms up in the air in frustration. The bartender looks at them in anger, then Bowen talks to him privately. Afterwards, the bartender says "drinks on the house!"
Of course he didnt pass!
would be more funny if the spurs actually beat lakers =/
Actually the joke has a bit more detail to it and the player complaining has to have more accomplishments than the player he is complaining about.
MJ dies and goes to heaven. God meets him in heaven and welcomes him. God tells MJ that he will take him to his new home for eternity. On the way to MJ’s home they pass by Dr. J’s home, it’s nice little one-story home with a Sixers flag hung by the porch. Next they walk by Bird’s house, it’s a nice two-story country home with a white picket fence and a tall flagpole in the front yard with a Celtics flag flying high. Then they get to MJ’s house, it’s a very stylish modern two-story home with a huge yard and swimming pool in the back with 6 Bulls flags hanging from the roof top.
MJ thanks God for such a wonderful gift but then notices a house at the end of the street. It’s a huge ten-story mansion sitting on over an acre of beautiful land with hundreds of huge Lakers flags blowing in the heavenly wind. MJ turns to God and says: “I don’t want to sound ungrateful God but I have won more MVP’s than Magic, I have broken more records than Magic, I have won more championship rings than Magic and most importantly I am considered the greatest player in all NBA history. So why is it that Magic gets a nicer home than me?”
God laughs and says: “No, no dear Michael, that’s not Magic’s home, that home belongs to me.”
now i've learned Kobe is bad at memorization . he's got just 1 regular mvp & 0 finals mvp . hehe
Either that or Darrin is bad at telling jokes.
Great!
now
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