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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    You know you're living in 2005 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three Different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic ......... and you turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17.. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    You know you're living in 2005 when...

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic ......... and you turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    17.. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
    Check.

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    The Sean Marks Dance Duff McCartney's Avatar
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    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic ......... and you turn around to go and get it.
    That's my mom. She was dropping me off at school once and she forgot the phone and I was like screw the phone just leave it at home. She was like no I need it....what a waste.

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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    2005 Public Restroom



    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says:
    "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
    "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
    "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say nervously...

    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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    Player To Be Named Later
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    http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1491

    You know you're living in 2004 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
    addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.


    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.


    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)

    years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
    so i guess nothing changed between 2004 and 2005

    that's a shame

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    2005 Public Restroom



    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says:
    "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
    "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
    "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say nervously...

    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

    i seriously busted a ing gut

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Best one of these I've ever seen.

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    2005 Public Restroom



    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says:
    "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
    "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
    "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say nervously...

    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

  9. #9
    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    I wonder if La Fiesta has a website.

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