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    good news DPG.... at least now we know why he must have hated Kobe so much... the girl in Colorado was bragging to her friends that Kobe had a 14 inch dick.... lol @ Shaq....

    We all know Shaq's boys are being charged with kidnapping and assault over a sex tape...Perhaps they're fighting so hard over it because of small penis syndrome....

    http://www.penis-enlargement-practic...enis-syndrome/

    Remember the article from a few yrs ago....

    Steffans claimed that after O’Neal visited her apartment one night, he gave her $10,000 (£5,000) in cash and was “very upfront about the way [their] relationship would be”. She went on to claim that Shaq’s anatomy was “average – for a 5ft 4in man”, and that he sweated so much during their lovemaking that she had to turn over the mattress.


    ('http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/us_sport/basketball/article2409885.ece','76')
    Last edited by Koolaid_Man; 06-19-2011 at 11:15 AM.

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    seriously...Shaq should be glad Kobe ratted him out...Shaq paying hookers 10 grand to fuck....gotdam man...that nigga must be paying to keep these ho's silent about his dick...10 fucking G's....


    and one of the best lines from Lakaluva was:

    " When you watch porn, seeing that dick slam up against that pussy reminds you of yourself."

    Basically you can't watch porn with your girl if all you're seeing is bumping pussies...You need to see that dick slam that pussy to get you going.... nothing gay bout that....real talk tbh...
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    This is old news. There's already been countless stories of how Shaq's cock isn't proportional to his body. And in reality, the majority of the human race is exactly the same way because of the anatomical ways we make love. There's really no disadvantages in reproducing if you have Shaq's problem. There's short guys who are packing and tall guys who aren't, and vice versa.

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    seriously...Shaq should be glad Kobe ratted him out...Shaq paying hookers 10 grand to fuck....gotdam man...that nigga must be paying to keep these ho's silent about his dick...10 fucking G's....


    and one of the best lines from Lakaluva was:

    " When you watch porn, seeing that dick slam up against that pussy reminds you of yourself."

    Basically you can't watch porn with your girl if all you're seeing is bumping pussies...You need to see that dick slam that pussy to get you going.... nothing gay bout that....real talk tbh...
    That is sad that he has to pay 10,000 dollars to get laid, while guys like Nash and Tony Romo get laid for free and by celebrities.

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    seriously...Shaq should be glad Kobe ratted him out...Shaq paying hookers 10 grand to fuck....gotdam man...that nigga must be paying to keep these ho's silent about his dick...10 fucking G's....


    and one of the best lines from Lakaluva was:

    " When you watch porn, seeing that dick slam up against that pussy reminds you of yourself."

    Basically you can't watch porn with your girl if all you're seeing is bumping pussies...You need to see that dick slam that pussy to get you going.... nothing gay bout that....real talk tbh...
    So what you're saying is that you only get aroused by watching dicks?

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    This is old news. There's already been countless stories of how Shaq's cock isn't proportional to his body. And in reality, the majority of the human race is exactly the same way because of the anatomical ways we make love. There's really no disadvantages in reproducing if you have Shaq's problem. There's short guys who are packing and tall guys who aren't, and vice versa.

    didn't mean to strike a nerve Ginobilly... sorry man didn't know you suffered from that Shaq syndrome....I guess you can live a happy life in spite of...

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    So what you're saying is that you only get aroused by watching dicks?

    intellectual light weight...come again...

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    lol a mongoloid negro calling someone an intellectual lightweight

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    some of his girth is probably covered up by his fat
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    Pretty sure Kobe couldn't play with a 14 incher, unless he taped that shit to his leg during the game or something.

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    That is sad that he has to pay 10,000 dollars to get laid, while guys like Nash and Tony Romo get laid for free and by celebrities.

    Kobe was wrong when he told the cops that he should do what Shaq does and that's pay those Ho's....we had no idea Shaq had to pay for sex....Kobe didn't pay Kate because according to Cops he didn't want to disrespect her and make her feel like a hooker..

    Kobe more gangsta than Shaq imo....snitching and all....because truth be told real gangsta's snitch each other all the time...but real gangstas don't drop 10K on hookers.... not ever...

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    lol a mongoloid negro calling someone an intellectual lightweight

    as negro, mongo and mandingo as they come... but that doesn't change the fact that you have scrambled eggs between your ears...

    now skuttle along and go play with some tight-eyed chink closer to your age....

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    Pretty sure Kobe couldn't play with a 14 incher, unless he taped that shit to his leg during the game or something.

    so you suffer from Shaq syndrome too...huh...gotdam you guys give me so much material....

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    kool aids is the queen of thinking he won an argument because he puts in his posts

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    didn't mean to strike a nerve Ginobilly... sorry man didn't know you suffered from that Shaq syndrome....I guess you can live a happy life in spite of...
    far from it. I'm packing 8 and even I think that's about average(and I'm about 5'8,5'9 164lbs). I was pointing out that in primates, penis size isn't always proportional to one's body and size. Some guys just get lucky.

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    as negro, mongo and mandingo as they come... but that doesn't change the fact that you have scrambled eggs between your ears...

    now skuttle along and go play with some tight-eyed chink closer to your age....
    calling yourself a mongo

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    kool aids is the queen of thinking he won an argument because he puts in his posts
    I've never lost an argument on ST....not ever....

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    far from it. I'm packing 8 and even I think that's about average(and I'm about 5'8,5'9 164lbs). I was pointing out that in primates, penis size isn't always proportional to one's body and size. Some guys just get lucky.
    But it shows that blacks aren't primates nor could have come from primates...because by and large we have big dicks and primates have pencil thin dicks like most white men and DOk's...

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    Kobe was wrong when he told the cops that he should do what Shaq does and that's pay those Ho's....we had no idea Shaq had to pay for sex....Kobe didn't pay Kate because according to Cops he didn't want to disrespect her and make her feel like a hooker..

    Kobe more gangsta than Shaq imo....snitching and all....because truth be told real gangsta's snitch each other all the time...but real gangstas don't drop 10K on hookers.... not ever...
    Yeah I agree that Kobe was wrong in that whole rape ordeal, but I think the cops/authorities were more wrong into letting that info become public. Kobe should of kept his mouth shut and requested a lawyer right away, but nigga was scared because it was his first time being arrested, so I understand. Everybody already knows that Shaq has zero game with women. He's loud, obnoxious, fat, ugly, annoying, small cock, sweats a lot and probably smells. It's no wonder he has to pay that much.

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    you out of crack this morn?

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    Talking about news from years ago. Koolaid is getting desperate.

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    you out of crack this morn?
    No. That thread pretty much sums up every thread you've ever made and will ever make. Ergo, from hence forward, just refer to that thread about three times a day in your new thread title.

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    Yeah I agree that Kobe was wrong in that whole rape ordeal, but I think the cops/authorities were more wrong into letting that info become public. Kobe should of kept his mouth shut and requested a lawyer right away, but nigga was scared because it was his first time being arrested, so I understand. Everybody already knows that Shaq has zero game with women. He's loud, obnoxious, fat, ugly, annoying, small cock, sweats a lot and probably smells. It's no wonder he has to pay that much.

    Even though he should have kept quiet....I don't consider what Kobe did snitching...Snitching is purposely telling on someone with the sole intent to get them arrested and while lessening your sentence...Kobe didn't know he was being recorded, he thought he was playing the cops and so he said what he had to say to avoid going down for rape...He even snitched himself...He started telling the cops about all the others Ho's he was fucking and told the cops they could call those women to confirm it..

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    Even though he should have kept quiet....I don't consider what Kobe did snitching...Snitching is purposely telling on someone with the sole intent to get them arrested and while lessening your sentence...Kobe didn't know he was being recorded, he thought he was playing the cops and so he said what he had to say to avoid going down for rape...He even snitched himself...He started telling the cops about all the others Ho's he was fucking and told the cops they could call those women to confirm it..

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    Talking about news from years ago. Koolaid is getting desperate.

    it's relevant because we're getting to the heart of why Shaq's boys assualted and kidnapped a guy over a sex tape...don't be surprised if the cops announce Shaq as a suspect....right now they're saying nothing but don't think they aren't trying to find a way to charge his ass for something...Mark my words son...I'm so not desperate...

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    No. That thread pretty much sums up every thread you've ever made and will ever make. Ergo, from hence forward, just refer to that thread about three times a day in your new thread title.

    let me know if you need a crack vile refill...I will let Tyson know he got the hook-up...

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    if that was the case then......"He even snitched himself....happy now...fixed it for ya... you a smart crackhead...

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    it's relevant because we're getting to the heart of why Shaq's boys assualted and kidnapped a guy over a sex tape...don't be surprised if the cops announce Shaq as a suspect....right now they're saying nothing but don't think they aren't trying to find a way to charge his ass for something...Mark my words son...I'm so not desperate...

    Shaq's is probably one of the stupidest human beings alive! Who in the right mind, in this day and age, kidnap somebody over a sex tape? This isn't 80's Shaq, everything is digital now. Nigga who stole it probably made has a shitload of copies of it.

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