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There goes the mile high club exclusivity now.
Ryanair, "bus of the sky," preferred travel mode of student backpackers and tightfisted Europeans, is adding some new in-flight entertainment. Porn. Now, you can sit next to a skeevy old man and watch him watch porn while you fly.
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary's justification, as told to the Sun: "Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" This is coming from the same man who, in 2008, said that business class on Ryanair's longer flights would include "beds and blowjobs." Fly Ryanair.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...ir_finally.php
There goes the mile high club exclusivity now.
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Porn is something you either have to watch with a chick or alone; lol at the thought of having it on while packed like sardines with a bunch of people around unless they're offering orgy flights or something.
Who the just chills and watches porn? If you can't whip it out and beat your meat or someone while watching it, there's no point, at least to me. I can't just watch porn for the of it.
They'll have people flying first class just for the warm towels.
How long until they hire stewardess from southwest airlines?
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You couldn't pay me to fly in a plane with a bunch of dudes jacking off and getting blowjobs around me.
I've flown Ryanair all over Europe, back in the day as a budget conscious international student. Those were some of the most intense, scary flights of my life due to how flimsy the planes felt upon take off and landing. Still, I flew them because I couldn't afford to travel otherwise. All in all, I think offering jerk off material to passengers is a good way to cut back from the stress of falling into the sea and never being recovered.
Blow jobs are always good, so if they can pull that off I'd be impressed.
wouldn't blowjobs be illegal or is that legal in europe?
Maybe its legal in certain countries air space or something.
Example: Pros ution is illegal in Great Britain air space, but pros ution is legal in Amsterdam air space.
Just guessing
Another guess is:
No one is directly paying these woman to give them blowjobs. They pay for the flight. Blowjobs are just a purk.
Just a guess
Last edited by JayTheClown; 11-09-2011 at 09:50 PM.
Pass. Don't want a BJ from a flight attendant that gave 10 other guys before me a BJ.
Not once you get out of US airspace...
But then again, they don't fly US.
Maybe they can in some places?
Is that what the flight attendants really look like? It seems like on every flight I've been on for the last 5 years or so would have been lucky to see a face this side of 45....
this side? what are you, 44 then?
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