**Official** 2009 Houston Texans thread

[Trainwreck2100]

Texans D is wide awake now.
Any play by Jaque Reeves is a fluke

[benefactor]

Back within 7...I'm amped and ready for that disappointing finish.
:tu

[Trainwreck2100]

1ytCEuuW2_A

[benefactor]

Just erase the 2:20 off the clock. The game is over.

[benefactor]

Owen Daniels is a top 3 TE in the league.

[benefactor]

Kyle Shanahan>>>Jason Garrett.

[benefactor]

Schaub going Romo on us.

[Trainwreck2100]

wtf they got a wide open pass with the boot and they went back to the run that went nowhere the first time?

[LOL texans]

lol Shuab missing a wide open td pass to tie the game. Shaub blows hairy Rhino balls.

lol texans

:lmao texan fans

[Dick Hardigan]

:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

Thanks to the Jags and Texans for helping the Colts pad their divison lead :tu

[InRareForm]

2 yards away from being 4-1 :drunk

[Trainwreck2100]

2 yards away from being 4-1 :drunk

the same player fucked up both times

[ATRAIN]

2 yards away from being 4-1 :drunk


the same player fucked up both times

I was pissed they tried to bootleg it on 3rd down. WHY not try 2 times to punch it in!!! FML!!

[LOL texans]

Thanks to the Jags and Texans for helping the Colts pad their divison lead :tu

This.

[benefactor]

I was pissed they tried to bootleg it on 3rd down. WHY not try 2 times to punch it in!!! FML!!
It was actually well executed, but Schaub went all Romo on us. :(

[SpuronyourFace]

It was actually well executed, but Schaub went all Romo on us. :(

No, Shaub went Shaub on you guys. Romo would of won that game. He MAYBE would of thrown an extra pick, but he would of thrown 2 more TD passes than Shaub.

Texans need to spend a high pick on a QB next year, cause Shaub has shown me nothing.

[ATRAIN]

No, Shaub went Shaub on you guys. Romo would of won that game. He MAYBE would of thrown an extra pick, but he would of thrown 2 more TD passes than Shaub.

Texans need to spend a high pick on a QB next year, cause Shaub has shown me nothing.

Shaub isnt GREAT but he is mid level and get the job done. We still need a LOT of help on Def and that still remains an off season priority. We need another DT that is worth a damn. Saftey and CB help is a must. Plus we have been horrible in the red zone in our entire existance, we lost 2 games because of this, this season so I think we might be looking for a power back that can punch it in and get us 5 yards. I hate to say this but damn Dayne would have been nice this past sunday and against Jax.

[SpuronyourFace]

Shaub isnt GREAT but he is mid level and get the job done. We still need a LOT of help on Def and that still remains an off season priority. We need another DT that is worth a damn. Saftey and CB help is a must. Plus we have been horrible in the red zone in our entire existance, we lost 2 games because of this, this season so I think we might be looking for a power back that can punch it in and get us 5 yards. I hate to say this but damn Dayne would have been nice this past sunday and against Jax.

I don't know, I stopped believing in Shaub last season. And mid level is not going to win you a lot of games unless you have a pretty stout D.

He lost that game yesterday with that pick 6 and missed, easy, td pass.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Schaub was the reason they didn't get the W. I hate to say it but Kubiak and Rick Smith need to go. They have ignored some of the most glaring holes in this team. I think this team can turn it around and still go 9-7 but as in the past all the wins will be at the end of the season when the playoffs are out of the picture.

[EricB]

Calling for Kubiak to be fired is retarded.

The Texan's D in that second half SHUT THEM DOWN. I mean it was fantastic to watch.

They are close. Long season, keep chipping away.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't think a mid-season firing is in order, however, I do believe that he doesn't have this team prepared to play week in and week out. He doesn't seem to have the appropriate fire and toughness that a young team needs. If they do go 8-8 or 7-9 this season, they do need to go in a different coaching direction.

[ATRAIN]

I don't think a mid-season firing is in order, however, I do believe that he doesn't have this team prepared to play week in and week out. He doesn't seem to have the appropriate fire and toughness that a young team needs. If they do go 8-8 or 7-9 this season, they do need to go in a different coaching direction.

Yeah I think your right, damn why couldnt we have Singletary. He has done a beastly job in SF.

[benefactor]

No, Shaub went Shaub on you guys. Romo would of won that game. He MAYBE would of thrown an extra pick, but he would of thrown 2 more TD passes than Shaub.

Texans need to spend a high pick on a QB next year, cause Shaub has shown me nothing.
...and Romo has shown that is such a winner. :lmao

[SpuronyourFace]

...and Romo has shown that is such a winner. :lmao

Yup, laugh it up because you are incapable of deciphering the reasons for a football team winning or losing a game. But thats okay, I don't want to talk above your head, but Romo has a playmaking ability that Shaub has never and will never posess...We don't know if Romo will deliver a championship, but before that can even be debated the Cowboys need to fix themselves(by hiring a competent coaching staff to start off with). And before you start with the tired and worn out "you are a homer" rant, I do criticize Romo when needed. I just refuse to get into an argument about him with someone(like you) who is just a hater. No point in doing so because you will not be objective. Your jealousy won't let you.

Now the Texans run a pretty effeciant offense, and I give Kyle Shannahan alot of credit, I really like what he is doing there. But from what I've seen, alot of the times, the offense fails to deliver because of Shaub and Im tired of it. Last weekend was a great example. The pick 6 he threw, and then totally fucking up on that easy TD pass. Shaub needs to go, if you can't see that, well then I can't stop, nay, I won't stop you from sucking his gouch'n balls. I don't know, maybe you like his new goatee or something...

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yup, laugh it up because you are incapable of deciphering the reasons for a football team winning or losing a game. But thats okay, I don't want to talk above your head, but Romo has a playmaking ability that Shaub has never and will never posess...We don't know if Romo will deliver a championship, but before that can even be debated the Cowboys need to fix themselves(by hiring a competent coaching staff to start off with). And before you start with the tired and worn out "you are a homer" rant, I do criticize Romo when needed. I just refuse to get into an argument about him with someone(like you) who is just a hater. No point in doing so because you will not be objective. Your jealousy won't let you.

Now the Texans run a pretty effeciant offense, and I give Kyle Shannahan alot of credit, I really like what he is doing there. But from what I've seen, alot of the times, the offense fails to deliver because of Shaub and Im tired of it. Last weekend was a great example. The pick 6 he threw, and then totally fucking up on that easy TD pass. Shaub needs to go, if you can't see that, well then I can't stop, nay, I won't stop you from sucking his gouch'n balls. I don't know, maybe you like his new goatee or something...

So when the Cowboys lose it's because of the rest of the team, not Romo, despite his many INTS and fumbles this season, but when the Texans lose it's all because of Schaub. The poor defense and poor play calls have nothing to do with it because it's Houston.

Got it. :tu

[TD4THREE]

Now the Texans run a pretty effeciant offense, and I give Kyle Shannahan alot of credit, I really like what he is doing there. But from what I've seen, alot of the times, the offense fails to deliver because of Shaub and Im tired of it. Last weekend was a great example. The pick 6 he threw, and then totally fucking up on that easy TD pass. Shaub needs to go, if you can't see that, well then I can't stop, nay, I won't stop you from sucking his gouch'n balls. I don't know, maybe you like his new goatee or something...The offense fails to deliver because of Schaub lol? The only reason the Texans have been able to move the ball at all this year is because of Schaub and the passing game. This running game sucks and can't even get a half yard when the game is on the line, and it's the second time it's cost them a win.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Matt Schaub is a better QB than Romo.

Schaub is a more accurate passer, has more yards passing, has thrown more TD passes, has less turnovers, and has a higher QB rating.

[to21]

Matt Schaub >>>> Tony Romo

There I said it.....now STFU!

[benefactor]

So when the Cowboys lose it's because of the rest of the team, not Romo, despite his many INTS and fumbles this season, but when the Texans lose it's all because of Schaub. The poor defense and poor play calls have nothing to do with it because it's Houston.

Got it. :tu

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[LOL texans]

lol texans

[Dr. Gonzo]

I can't believe the Bengals are going to kick some ass Sunday. One of these years it will be great to feel confident about a win every single week.

[ATRAIN]

I can't believe the Bengals are going to kick some ass Sunday. One of these years it will be great to feel confident about a win every single week.

Im happy about playing Benson this week in 75% of my fantasy teams.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have a good feeling today. I have a feeling it won't be a blowout and they lose by only a slim margin. 2-4 here we come!!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Here's our excuse for losing today! :elephant

Nick Ferguson S Knee Did Not Participate In Practice Out
Shaun Cody DT Illness Did Not Participate In Practice Questionable
Brian Cushing LB Foot Limited Participation in Practice Questionable
Zach Diles LB Knee Full Participation in Practice Probable
Mario Williams DE Shoulder Full Participation in Practice Probable
DeMeco Ryans LB Shoulder Limited Participation in Practice Probable

[Dr. Gonzo]

:depressed

[Dr. Gonzo]

Boy was I wrong.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Woohoo!!! 3-3!

Schaub had an incredible game.

[djohn2oo8]

Yeah he had a great game, Cushing did like he always does, and he got his first interception

[benefactor]

Big bounce back win. I actually didn't watch after the fumble for fear of a comeback. Good to see them dig in and hold on for the win.

Schaub....28/40 for 392 yds and 4 TD's. 124.2 passer rating. :tu

[Reeko_Htown]

Can someone start a thread to laugh at Titan fan?

[benefactor]

That......was too damn close. I can't believe I haven't develop blood pressure problems watching this team over the past two seasons.

I'm glad for the win, but can we PLEASE figure out how to play 4 quarters. We are plenty good enough to dominate other teams, we just don't do it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That was puro leche they didn't blow that game. Good thing they got out to such a big lead early.

Why must the Texans D make every below average QB look like a pro bowler?

4-3 :downspin:

[djohn2oo8]

That......was too damn close. I can't believe I haven't develop blood pressure problems watching this team over the past two seasons.

I'm glad for the win, but can we PLEASE figure out how to play 4 quarters. We are plenty good enough to dominate other teams, we just don't do it.

I know.....We can attribute the piss poor defense of the Texans in the second half to: Slaton's fumble which gave S.F. more momentum, switching QB's midgame, which they should have been prepared for, and just dumb playcalling....I hope Andre is all right though

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know.....We can attribute the piss poor defense of the Texans in the second half to: Slaton's fumble which gave S.F. more momentum, switching QB's midgame, which they should have been prepared for, and just dumb playcalling....I hope Andre is all right though

It's been reported that he bruised a chest muscle. He is being taken to the hospital for further tests. I'm quoting someone who heard that on the radio station 610.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The way the pass D played today, we can expect T.O. to have a career game next week.

[djohn2oo8]

Yeah, the time they did good stopping the run, they make Alex Smith look like Joe Montana

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

So after today, the 4-3 Texans will be better than the 3-3 Cowpies. Good enough for me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So after today, the 4-3 Texans will be better than the 3-3 Cowpies. Good enough for me.

Not me. I don't give a shit about the Cowboys record. I want the Texans in the playoffs.

[benefactor]

Not me. I don't give a shit about the Cowboys record. I want the Texans in the playoffs.
This.

[djohn2oo8]

they better destroy the Bills next week, but we have to see which Texans team will show up

[Iceman101]

Even though it was hard to see, Andre did cough up blood when he was hunched over

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6685714.html

Texans' Johnson suffers chest injury vs. 49ers

By JOHN McCLAIN
Copyright 2009 Houston Chronicle


Texans receiver Andre Johnson left Sunday’s 24-21 victory over San Francisco with a chest injury but should be ready to play in the next game at Buffalo.
Johnson, who was injured in the fourth quarter, was taken to the hospital for X-rays before returning to Reliant Stadium to shower and dress after the Texans’ second consecutive victory.
“They’re telling me it’s a chest contusion,” coach Gary Kubiak said.
Kubiak will have an update on Johnson at his regular Monday afternoon news conference.
Johnson was injured when he caught a 44-yard pass on what proved to be the winning field goal drive. He fell on the ball, coughed up some blood and went to the sideline.
Johnson returned briefly, but when he tried to return a second time, some members of the team’s medical staff hid his helmet to keep him on the sideline rather than risk further injury.
Johnson’s catch down the middle gave the Texans the ball at San Francisco’s 41-yard line. Kris Brown finished the drive with a 50-yard field goal.
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[symple19]

Nice win by the Texans. Sorry about Johnson, he's one of my fave receivers. Schaub is solid and your D is probably good enough to get you guys to the playoffs. Also impressed with your tight end. Good luck the rest of the year.

I'm really up in the air about San Fran. They're starting to look like a Jekyll & Hyde team. Who the fuck was that guy out there with Smith on the back of his uniform?! Gore looked rusty, but the niners got another good performance from VDavis. Too inconsistent, and with the improvement of Arizona I'm not feeling so great about a playoff run for SF anymore.

Like I said, nice win, and Fuck the Cowboys!

[ATRAIN]

Nice win by the Texans. Sorry about Johnson, he's one of my fave receivers. Schaub is solid and your D is probably good enough to get you guys to the playoffs. Also impressed with your tight end. Good luck the rest of the year.

I'm really up in the air about San Fran. They're starting to look like a Jekyll & Hyde team. Who the fuck was that guy out there with Smith on the back of his uniform?! Gore looked rusty, but the niners got another good performance from VDavis. Too inconsistent, and with the improvement of Arizona I'm not feeling so great about a playoff run for SF anymore.

Like I said, nice win, and Fuck the Cowboys!

Thats been us the last few years and this year is no exception. We have played really well when trailing and us having a lead was unknown to us and we didnt know how to handle it. Crabtree is going to be good. Smith looked good lets see if he doesnt fall back to his normal self.

[djohn2oo8]

Remaining Schedule for Texans this year

Nov 1 @ Bills
Nov 8 @ Colts
Nov 23 vs Titans
Nov 29 vs Colts
Dec 6 @ Jacksonville
Dec 13 vs Seattle
Dec 20 @ Rams
Dec 27 @ Miami
Jan 3 vs Patriots

[ATRAIN]

5 out of the 9 we SHOULD win. Bills, Titans, Jax, Seattle, and Rams. If we could steal one from either the Colts and the Dolphin game we might sneak into playoffs. OR if we need one game that Pats game might be within reach having it being late in the season and they might not play all of the starters.

[LOL@MavsFan]

LOL @ Texans

[Dr. Gonzo]

The schedule is really in favor of them getting into the wild card chase. The games against the Colts are the toughest on the schedule. They always play the Dolphins pretty hard and beat them last year when they were playing very well. If they go 6-3 the final 9 I will be ecstatic.

[Dr. Gonzo]

LOL @ Texans

:lmao @ your avatar

That's fucking funny.

[LOL@MavsFan]

:lmao @ your avatar

That's fucking funny.


Your's isnt too shabby either...haha. I'm all man, honey!

[ATRAIN]

The schedule is really in favor of them getting into the wild card chase. The games against the Colts are the toughest on the schedule. They always play the Dolphins pretty hard and beat them last year when they were playing very well. If they go 6-3 the final 9 I will be ecstatic.

Yeah but we play the colts hard too and should have beat them both times last year, I hope we can come out firing against them.

[LOL@MavsFan]

Texans will be 8-8 again...

[ATRAIN]

Texans will be 8-8 again...

I think 9-7 is prob where its going to be and more than likely 1 or 2 games away from the wild card.

[SpuronyourFace]

For some reason, I worry about the Bills. They quietly have a damn good Defense. I think weather may be a factor, but I think it can be a trap game, hopefully not.

[EricB]

Gotta take care of the crappy teams like Buffalo and Jacksonville.

Those games against Jacksonville and Arizona they let slip through their fingers hopefully don't haunt them the rest of the year.

[benefactor]

Gotta take care of the crappy teams like Buffalo and Jacksonville.

Those games against Jacksonville and Arizona they let slip through their fingers hopefully don't haunt them the rest of the year.
This is my big worry. They really had an advantage with a soft early schedule but they screwed the pooch yet again. 6-3 is gonna be tough to do...and that is what they will need to get into the post season.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I can't believe how close they were to being 6-1 as opposed to 4-3. I really do worry about them sucking during the games they should be winning.

[LOL texans]

niners didn't take this game seriously, they are a better team than they showed. Texans with another lucky win giving their so called fans false hope, lol

[LOL texans]

Looking forward to another couple of easy wins for the Colts when we smash you all pretty handidly

[Dr. Gonzo]

Looking forward to another couple of easy wins for the Colts when we smash you all pretty handidly

Actually I wouldn't be surprised.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is how I predict the games against the Colts going. The Texans come out flat, go down by 24, come out in the second half playing well. Getting to within 7 and then fucking it up and losing by 10-14pts.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Johnson day-to-day with lung contusion

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=5734

Coach Gary Kubiakhttp://assets.houstontexans.com/images/relatedicon.gif (http://www.houstontexans.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=5734#) announced Monday at his weekly press conference that wide receiver Andre Johnsonhttp://assets.houstontexans.com/images/relatedicon.gif (http://www.houstontexans.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=5734#) could return to the field this week against the Buffalo Bills after suffering a serious injury against the San Francisco 49ers.

"He has a lung contusion," Kubiak said. "(Team doctors) feel good about it. They feel like he's going to be fine. I think, obviously, he's going to be day-to-day as we go into this week. They'll do some tests on him each day as we go through this week, but I think we're fortunate here and hopefully he'll be ready to go against Buffalo. But he'll be day-to-day."
Johnson suffered the injury after being hit in his lower back on his first catch of the game, an 18-yard reception with 13:36 left before halftime.
Throughout the remainder of the game, Johnson had difficulty catching his breath. In the fourth quarter, Johnson left the game briefly before returning to the field.

Eventually, a member of the Texans hid Johnson's helmet to avoid him re-entering the game and jeopardizing his health for the sake of the team.

"Well, that's him," Kubiak said of Johnson. "He wants to do whatever he can do to help this team win, and yesterday was a struggle getting him the ball. He had two plays that were both big plays. But Andre will give you everything he's got, and you all know that. He knows this team needed a couple more plays to win and he was willing to go make them."

Johnson will undergo tests each day this week to monitor his blood work and help determine his status for Week 8 at Ralph Wilson Stadium.

With 38 catches for 634 yards (16.7 avg.) and four touchdowns this season, Johnson ranks first in the NFL in receiving yardage and is tied for first with four catches of 40 yards or more. The three-time Pro Bowler is coming off his best season as a pro, when he led the NFL in catches (115) and receiving yards (1,575) in 2008.

[EricB]

Johnson on his twitter today said he was feeling much better.

I assume they have mondays and tuesdays off then get back to work wednesday?

Or do they do day off monday film session tuesday then practice wednesday? Just curious.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I believe they have film sessions on Mondays, Tuesdays off and back to work Wednesday. I could be wrong though.

[EricB]

Yeah the tuesdays off sounds right cause usually after a team wins the coach after giving the game ball out usually gives the "TUESDAY OFF" and that draws the biggest cheer.


I'd assume treatment and film monday. Or at the same time.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv/

AJ said "They would have to cut my leg off to keep me from going out there."


That's a fucking man right there.

[benefactor]

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv/

AJ said "They would have to cut my leg off to keep me from going out there."


That's a fucking man right there.
:tu

[ATRAIN]

http://www.houstontexans.com/tv/

AJ said "They would have to cut my leg off to keep me from going out there."


That's a fucking man right there.

Fuck yes!! Go show TO what a real receiver is AJ!!

[LOL texans]

Fuck yes!! Go show TO what a real receiver is AJ!!

lol T.O is past his prime on a shitty team. You make it sound like he has never been dominant and Johnson needs to show him how. When in fact, Johnson will never be regarded as athletic and as dominant a WR T.O. Has been in his career.


T.O. In his prime> Andre in his prime(now)

[djohn2oo8]

lol T.O is past his prime on a shitty team. You make it sound like he has never been dominant and Johnson needs to show him how. When in fact, Johnson will never be regarded as athletic and as dominant a WR T.O. Has been in his career.


T.O. In his prime> Andre in his prime(now)


:lmao Kid, get off your mommy's computer, b/c it's apparent you don't know shit about football

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plenty more where that came from, and AJ is way better than T.O. in his prime, faggot

[Dr. Gonzo]

T.O. In his prime> Andre in his prime(now)

You may be right about that. T.O. was an athletic beast. He is a top 10 WR all-time. I don't think AJ is there yet.

[Dr. Gonzo]

But, T.O.'s little bitching and shitty attitude knock him down a notch. All-time rankings matter, I'm just glad we got the top WR in the league right now.

[LOL texans]

:lmao Kid, get off your mommy's computer, b/c it's apparent you don't know shit about football



plenty more where that came from, and AJ is way better than T.O. in his prime, faggot

So you posted a couple of youtube's...cool, but again, no Andre is NOT better than TO in his prime.

Kid??? Really? Know this John, Im old enough to nut in your mommy, save some for her face, and give you a brother.

Just like a texan fan to believe they Andre is the best WR ever. I bet you even think he's better than Rice in his prime don't you? Dumbass.

Oh, and so do you accept my challenge? A sig bet for the Indy/houston game? Since you are soooooo confident the texans are going to beat my Colts, take this opportunity to embarass me.....my guess is you'll pussy out. You have that sense about you. One can smell the pussiness in you even over the internet...

[Dr. Gonzo]

Kid??? Really? Know this John, Im old enough to nut in your mommy, save some for her face, and give you a brother.

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

Sig bets are gangsta.

[Spursfan092120]

AJ is way better than T.O. in his prime, faggot
djohn...I've always thought your posts were intelligent...this one is way off though, bro...way off...Terrell Owens is one of the greatest WR of all time. Though I hate his attitude and his ability to destroy a locker room like he did in Dallas, the dude is an amazing receiver...and Andre is not at his level yet.

[djohn2oo8]

So you posted a couple of youtube's...cool, but again, no Andre is NOT better than TO in his prime.

Kid??? Really? Know this John, Im old enough to nut in your mommy, save some for her face, and give you a brother.

Just like a texan fan to believe they Andre is the best WR ever. I bet you even think he's better than Rice in his prime don't you? Dumbass.

Oh, and so do you accept my challenge? A sig bet for the Indy/houston game? Since you are soooooo confident the texans are going to beat my Colts, take this opportunity to embarass me.....my guess is you'll pussy out. You have that sense about you. One can smell the pussiness in you even over the internet...

1) you gotta have nuts to do that holmes

Pussies try to start fights on the internet, (In comes LOL Texans) Whats the bet?

[djohn2oo8]

AJ has been there, he never had a decent QB before Schaub, which is why his TD numbers are low

[LOL texans]

1) you gotta have nuts to do that holmes

Pussies try to start fights on the internet, (In comes LOL Texans) Whats the bet?

Whats the bet??? Its a sig bet fool. Here are the terms should you choose to be a man(with nuts like me) and accept. Our teams play eachother on 11/8. If my team wins, then you have to sport a sig of my choosing, and no other sig. Meaning, you can't have any other sig on your profile and try to hide it at the bottom. My sig only. Same terms apply to me if...gulp...the texans pull off a miracle and somehow win. You get to choose a sig for me to sport.

The loser will have to sport that sig untill 11/29, the next matchup between Indy and houston.

So are you man enough?

[LOL texans]

djohn...I've always thought your posts were intelligent...this one is way off though, bro...way off...Terrell Owens is one of the greatest WR of all time. Though I hate his attitude and his ability to destroy a locker room like he did in Dallas, the dude is an amazing receiver...and Andre is not at his level yet.

T.O. is a horrible teammate, not disputing that. But damn did he dominate in his prime. DJohn is not old enough to remember those days I guess. Or maybe he's new to watching football or something.

[djohn2oo8]

Whats the bet??? Its a sig bet fool. Here are the terms should you choose to be a man(with nuts like me) and accept. Our teams play eachother on 11/8. If my team wins, then you have to sport a sig of my choosing, and no other sig. Meaning, you can't have any other sig on your profile and try to hide it at the bottom. My sig only. Same terms apply to me if...gulp...the texans pull off a miracle and somehow win. You get to choose a sig for me to sport.

The loser will have to sport that sig untill 11/29, the next matchup between Indy and houston.

So are you man enough?

Accept without hesitation....I have a better bet in mind with higher stakes, but this will do

[Spursfan092120]

T.O. is a horrible teammate, not disputing that. But damn did he dominate in his prime.
Exactly...motherfucker pissed me off in Dallas, but in the same minute I was cursing him, I'd be cheering him for making some ridiculous catch.

[LOL texans]

Accept without hesitation....I have a better bet in mind with higher stakes, but this will do

Way to man up and turn a corner into manhood. The week of the game I'll start a thread reiterating the terms of our agreement. Once the game is over, I will post the sig for you to sport till the next game and I fully expect you to not bitch out and comply.

Oh, and expect your sig to be something Colt related, possibly Manning related, or even T.O. related.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What if it ends in a tie?

[djohn2oo8]

^ haha, good point....I guess we have to sport both sigs

[LOL texans]

What if it ends in a tie?

We are more likely to finally see the never used Mercy Rule given to the texans than for the event of a tie to occur.

[LOL texans]

^ haha, good point....I guess we have to sport both sigs

agreed if a tie happens

[Dr. Gonzo]

We are more likely to finally see the never used Mercy Rule given to the texans than for the event of a tie to occur.

Since the mercy rule wasn't used when the Titans got beat by 59 points, you are saying that the Texans will lose by a margin greater than that?

[LOL texans]

Since the mercy rule wasn't used when the Titans got beat by 59 points, you are saying that the Texans will lose by a margin greater than that?

Im saying its more likely than for a tie to occur.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Im saying its more likely than for a tie to occur.

I will make a sig bet with you that they will not lose by more than 59.

[ATRAIN]

Way to man up and turn a corner into manhood. The week of the game I'll start a thread reiterating the terms of our agreement. Once the game is over, I will post the sig for you to sport till the next game and I fully expect you to not bitch out and comply.

Oh, and expect your sig to be something Colt related, possibly Manning related, or even T.O. related.

Ill take that bet but with your real user id not your troll.

[GuerillaBlack]

Nice win Texans. Ryan Moats tore it up after Slaton was benched.

[EricB]

According to John McClain Owen Daniels has a torn ACL.

Done for the year.

That, fucking, sucks.

[weebo]

According to John McClain Owen Daniels has a torn ACL.

Done for the year.

That, fucking, sucks.

Say it ain't so. :bang

[djohn2oo8]

James Casey can handle it

[SpuronyourFace]

That sucks about Daniels.

So is Moats the guy now?

[EricB]

Losing Daniels, I honestly don't know if they can overcome that. Daniels is the teams second best receiver.

Horrible horrible blow... :depressed

[djohn2oo8]

Casey is capable, and without Daniels, other recievers will get more touches...Jacoby's speed will be essential in the offense

[InRareForm]

Best Franchise Start. Sucks about Daniels.

[bugoy]

Losing Daniels, I honestly don't know if they can overcome that. Daniels is the teams second best receiver.

Horrible horrible blow... :depressed
i know....he deserves a contract also

[GuerillaBlack]

Did you not see the team overcome Daniels' injury today? Don't get me wrong, OD is a playmaker, but I think we'll be fine. James Casey and Jacoby Jones will pick up the load. Kevin Walter will turn into the KW of last year (was a first down machine).

[EricB]

Did you not see the team overcome Daniels' injury today? Don't get me wrong, OD is a playmaker, but I think we'll be fine. James Casey and Jacoby Jones will pick up the load. Kevin Walter will turn into the KW of last year (was a first down machine).

They're gonna need all hands on deck vs the damn Colts.

This is the game that will determine whether they are for real, or the same old Texans.

[InRareForm]

They're gonna need all hands on deck vs the damn Colts.

This is the game that will determine whether they are for real, or the same old Texans.

a split against colts will be acceptable.

[SpuronyourFace]

I think a split is very doable, but with the win coming at home. As a matter of fact, I'll go on record saying the Texans will split with Indy this year. But stealing one AT Indy would be pretty awesome.

[djohn2oo8]

The Defense will have to play the best game possible in order not to be picked apart like a Turkey on Thanksgiving by Manning

[gaKNOW!blee]

James Casey with surgery as well...

[benefactor]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6698814.html

Casey's surgery is just a scope. He should be back in two weeks.

[LOL texans]

What is with the benching of Slaton? That is bull shit. How come Shaub doesn't get punished when the throws not one, but 2 picks. Slaton only turned the ball over once and gets benched. Further more Slaton has 5 turnovers on the season, while Shaub has 7.

If you ask me its blatant. Its because of his skin color. Shaub is white so its okay for him to turn the ball over. Slaton isn't white, so its okay to punish him. Bull shit fucking racism!

[djohn2oo8]

Moats - 126 yards, 3 TDS

[LOL texans]

Moats - 126 yards, 3 TDS

So you ready to jump ship on Slaton?

[Dr. Gonzo]

What is with the benching of Slaton? That is bull shit. How come Shaub doesn't get punished when the throws not one, but 2 picks. Slaton only turned the ball over once and gets benched. Further more Slaton has 5 turnovers on the season, while Shaub has 7.

If you ask me its blatant. Its because of his skin color. Shaub is white so its okay for him to turn the ball over. Slaton isn't white, so its okay to punish him. Bull shit fucking racism!

Usually I'm a fan of your trolling, however, this is a pretty bad attempt.

[LOL texans]

Usually I'm a fan of your trolling, however, this is a pretty bad attempt.

I don't troll. The texans are a division rival. I am allowed to hate you all, the Jags, Titans, Pats, Chargers and Pittsburg, to name a few.

And my rant on texan racism is a serious inquiry. That is bigger than you, me, texans, Colts, and the NFL. Racisim is sooooooo last century. It just pisses me off when it is on display like it was this past weekend. Guess its an ugly truth we have to deal with...:bang

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcsouth/post/_/id/5296/pollard-a-big-piece-of-texans-improving-d

Posted by ESPN.com’s Paul Kuharsky

Since Gary Kubiak became head coach of the Houston Texans (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=hou) in 2006, he’s deployed seven different starting strong safeties.

A secondary in need of a steady physical presence didn’t get great consistency out of Glenn Earl (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=5647), Jason Simmons (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=1531), C.C. Brown (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=8602), Brandon Harrison (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=10587), Nick Ferguson (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=2509), Dominique Barber (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=11407) or John Busing (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=9896). Injuries prompted some of the changes.

But in Bernard Pollard (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=9640), whose insertion into the lineup has coincided with improved defensive play, perhaps Kubiak and the Texans finally have found their man.

In October, the Texans were the fifth-best defense in the league based on yardage surrendered, and 10th in scoring defense. The defensive improvements from the first three games to the last five are remarkable, as you can see in this handy chart the team provided.

Houston's defensive improvement, 2009 Category First 3 games Last 5 games Difference Rush yards/game 205.0* 58.2** -146.8 Pass yards/game 231.7 202.2 -29.5 Total yards/game 436.7* 260.4 -176.3 Points per game 28.7 16.4 -12.3 * Worst in the NFL.
** Best in the NFL.


Houston's defensive improvement, 2009
All these defensive developments are wonderful for a team with the third-ranked passing game and eighth-ranked offense. Defensive consistency is a major boon for any team keyed around a potent and efficient passing attack.

What has Pollard brought?

“I take pride with my tackling, I take pride in being in the right places,” he said. “I watch games around the league and you see guys get interceptions. I wish that could happen with me. But I don’t have time to try to bait quarterbacks, because when you try to bait, things happen. Some guys get away with it.

“I’m not that player. I am a player if you expect me to be wherever on the field, that’s where I am going to be. If that makes the quarterback go to another read, then that’s going to be a coverage sack or he’s going to go somewhere else. But I take pride in tackling, I take pride in coming in with high intensity and trying to get my teammates around me to get pumped up.”

Pollard was initially a 2006 second-round pick by the Kansas City Chiefs (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=kan) out of Purdue, selected 54th overall. In 2008, he delivered the hit that ended Tom Brady's season, carrying himself with grace after the accident.

The Chiefs’ new regime made him part of its roster turnover and released him on Sept. 5. But David Gibbs, the Texans' new defensive backs coach, had come to Houston from K.C. He helped facilitate adding Pollard to Houston’s roster.

Pollard has not solved the Texans' troubles by himself. He has been a positive influence in exemplifying the theme that’s so popular around the league: Do your job while trusting that the guy to your right, to your left, in front of you, and behind you will do his. He said he’s seen that trust grow, and with success comes additional confidence.

Now he will try to help slow Peyton Manning (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=1428) and the Indianapolis Colts (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=ind)' offense Sunday at Lucas Oil Stadium in a game that’s fair to rate as the biggest in the Texans’ history.

A win would put the Texans at 6-3, three games over .500 for the first time ever. A victory will keep them in range of the AFC South-leading Colts, who would be 7-1. A rematch at Reliant Stadium on Nov. 19 looms.

One of Manning’s biggest weapons, tight end Dallas Clark (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=4482), said the Texans' defense starts up front, but that Pollard’s on his radar.

“Their two ends [Mario Williams (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=9587) and Antonio Smith (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=5660)] and their linebackers, that's the strength of their defense,” Clark said. “The safeties and the corners, a lot of the things they do is because of the pressure and [the ends] getting the quarterbacks to make bad decisions. Still, they're there to make the play, which is what their defense needs. But I think everything they do well starts up front …

“[Pollard] is a big safety. He's a guy who loves to hit and loves to make plays. As a receiver, you have to make sure you know where he is.”

Tackling was a major issue early this season, when, for example, Tennessee Titans (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=ten) halfback Chris Johnson (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=11258) accounted for 284 yards against Houston. Sixty-nine of them came when he lined up wide to the left uncovered. Kerry Collins (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=734) got the ball to him immediately, and the Texans didn’t even have a chance to miss tackles. It was Barber’s mistake, and he was benched for it with Busing replacing him.

Now concerns over such matters are much smaller.

“He’s done a nice job of coming in and kind of taking up what we are teaching, our concepts, our program,” Texans defensive coordinator Frank Bush said of Pollard. “He’s brought a physical presence to us first of all. The kid’s a big [6-foot-1, 224 pounds] and physical football player, he enjoys the contact. He seeks it. He’s the most physical presence in that secondary and all the guys try to emulate what he’s doing.”

“He’s smart, he takes good angles to the ball, he tries to keep himself out of harm’s way as far as angles on running backs and then he brings a load to the party when he hits you.”

That’s a pretty good addition when you sign a guy after the season’s under way and he quickly becomes a player others are looking to follow. Bush was surprised to get such a quality player at such a time.

Pollard appears to be a solution at what has been a questionable spot.

“He’s kind of shored it up for us and let us feel confident about what we want to call. He’ll go out and execute our program,” Bush said.

After being part of two miserable seasons (http://espn.go.com/blog/afcsouth/post/_/id/5270/column-preview-pollard-loves-texans-vibe) in Kansas City where the Chiefs were 6-26, Pollard said he’s thrilled to be on a 5-3 team that’s got reasonable expectations of a playoff berth.

But he’s not yet sure he’s a long-term answer for a team who’s been searching for a solution at his spot.

“I hope I ended it,” he said. “Nothing’s settled until you actually sign a long-term deal and you know you are in this city for a certain amount of time. So no player gets that gratification until it’s actually done. I am very happy with what I am doing, where I am. And I hope that I prove myself. It’s still a long season and things can happen.

“Do I look for them to happen? No. I’m going to prepare myself to bring my A-game and to get my teammates, and for them to get me, hyped as can be to play football at a high level every Sunday from here on out.”

[ATRAIN]

Hes young too so hopefully he keeps this up and fucks up manning.

[Spursfan092120]

Kick the shit out of em, Texans.

[ATRAIN]

I heard on ESPN that Peyton Manning said that this Houston team is going to be the toughest game to date for them. Hope he is right.

[ATRAIN]

Moats gets nod against Colts

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4632991


ESPN.com news services

Running back Ryan Moats will start for the Houston Texans, coach Gary Kubiak told ESPN's Bob Holtzman on Saturday.

The Texans play at the Colts at 1 p.m. on Sunday.

Steve Slaton, who fumbled on his only carry in the Texans' win over Buffalo last week, will share carries with Moats.

Moats took over against the Bills with 23 carries for 126 yards. He also became the first player in Texans' history to rush for three touchdowns in a game.

Slaton, who has 342 yards and two touchdowns for the Texans this season, has fumbled seven times, losing five.

[LOL texans]

I heard on ESPN that Peyton Manning said that this Houston team is going to be the toughest game to date for them. Hope he is right.

lol, classic Manning.

He builds you up, only to slice you down.

Manning owns the texans.

[ATRAIN]

lol, classic Manning.

He builds you up, only to slice you down.

Manning owns the texans.

I hope you can still say that after the Texans win today for the first time in Indy.

[Spursfan092120]

You guys are awesome..you've made this the second most important game for me this week. Thanks. :D

[LOL texans]

I hope you can still say that after the Texans win today for the first time in Indy.




Manning owns the texans.

[LOL texans]

You guys are awesome..you've made this the second most important game for me this week. Thanks. :D

lol, texan fans would have you think its one of the biggest games of the week, but it really isn't. Its kinda like an organized practice for the Colts, with the texans acting as practice dummys. That's why its a 12 noon start.

Not a big game at all. Just your standard win against the texans.

[ATRAIN]

lol, texan fans would have you think its one of the biggest games of the week, but it really isn't. Its kinda like an organized practice for the Colts, with the texans acting as practice dummys. That's why its a 12 noon start.

Not a big game at all. Just your standard win against the texans.

Cant wait till your eating some crow around 3.

[ATRAIN]

You guys are awesome..you've made this the second most important game for me this week. Thanks. :D

:downspin:

Glad to help

[ATRAIN]

I havent done my yearly injury jinx which has happened the last two years (Brady, Romo) so that being said. LOL Texans who is gonna come in as a backup when Manning goes down?

[Spursfan092120]

:downspin:

Glad to help
thanks again..and I'm being serious..lol...I'm actually psyched about this game.

[Spursfan092120]

I havent done my yearly injury jinx which has happened the last two years (Brady, Romo) so that being said. LOL Texans who is gonna come in as a backup when Manning goes down?
ouch...has he ever been hurt bad enough to miss a game?

[ATRAIN]

ouch...has he ever been hurt bad enough to miss a game?

He will soon enough but yeah its been a few seasons since he has missed a game from injury.

[ATRAIN]

thanks again..and I'm being serious..lol...I'm actually psyched about this game.

Even though LOL texans says it isnt a big game it really is and I think ill listen to ESPN when they say its a big game than a troll.

[Spursfan092120]

He will soon enough but yeah its been a few seasons since he has missed a game from injury.
I don't think he's ever missed a game due to injury, bro. That was a running joke last year, "who's Peyton's backup?" Nobody knew because he never played. If you get this jinx right, we'll bow down.

[ATRAIN]

I don't think he's ever missed a game due to injury, bro. That was a running joke last year, "who's Peyton's backup?" Nobody knew because he never played. If you get this jinx right, we'll bow down.

I wanna say it was a few years back when Sorgi had to come in. Im pretty sure he has been injured. The jinx worked that opening day when NE was playing. One of my friends said the Pats are going to be undefeated again during the season and I said nah man Brady is going to go down with an injury and 10 mins later. Out for the season. Then last year a buddy of mine was choking on Romo's cock and I said Romo is going to get hurt this year and sure enough his vag was swollen with his pinky the very next sunday.

[Spursfan092120]

I wanna say it was a few years back when Sorgi had to come in. Im pretty sure he has been injured. The jinx worked that opening day when NE was playing. One of my friends said the Pats are going to be undefeated again during the season and I said nah man Brady is going to go down with an injury and 10 mins later. Out for the season. Then last year a buddy of mine was choking on Romo's cock and I said Romo is going to get hurt this year and sure enough his vag was swollen with his pinky the very next sunday.
Hmm..guess I missed that...I thought he hadn't missed a game. Maybe I was just thinking that he had STARTED all his games. That's crazy about Brady and Romo, though...lol...

[ATRAIN]

Hmm..guess I missed that...I thought he hadn't missed a game. Maybe I was just thinking that he had STARTED all his games. That's crazy about Brady and Romo, though...lol...

We will just have to wait and see now who his backup is.

[Spursfan092120]

We will just have to wait and see now who his backup is.
:lol Pretty sure it's still Sorgi

[weebo]

Don't kid yourself. This game means more to the Texans than it does to the Colts. The Colts hold a big mental edge over the Texans. So, if they pull off the upset, the Texans would have jumped a big mental hurdle. For the Colts, it'll be just another win or loss in the standings.

[ATRAIN]

Don't kid yourself. This game means more to the Texans than it does to the Colts. The Colts hold a big mental edge over the Texans. So, if they pull off the upset, the Texans would have jumped a big mental hurdle. For the Colts, it'll be just another win or loss in the standings.

I dont disagree this means more to the Texans especially since they have never won at Indy. If we want to make playoffs we need to win at least 1 game against indy and im hoping this is it.

[Spursfan092120]

I dont disagree this means more to the Texans especially since they have never won at Indy. If we want to make playoffs we need to win at least 1 game against indy and im hoping this is it.
I think everybody except Colts fans is cheering for the Texans today.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Texans will lose. This is why....

Bill Simmons picked them to win.

[ATRAIN]

Texans will lose. This is why....

Bill Simmons picked them to win.

Chris Carter did too

[LOL texans]

Jinx my ass...:lol, dumbass

[ATRAIN]

wtf was matt thinking right there

[J.T.]

wtf was matt thinking right there

how's work vato?

[ATRAIN]

how's work vato?

Fucking SUCKS im trying to watch the game but I keep getting interrupted.

[LOL texans]

Cant wait till your eating some crow around 3.

I call this the Atrain special, cause you'll be eating this at 3...hell, you might aswell eat it now.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6JPrNHnRVZI/SW5WXZh6soI/AAAAAAAAC9E/zPAPSK8gqJo/s400/eat-crow.jpg

[J.T.]

Texans will lose. This is why....

Bill Simmons picked them to win.

Did he really?

Cause he said he was gonna pick the Colts until they lost

That little reverse jinx attempting cock shiner

[ATRAIN]

I call this the Atrain special, cause you'll be eating this at 3...hell, you might aswell eat it now.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6JPrNHnRVZI/SW5WXZh6soI/AAAAAAAAC9E/zPAPSK8gqJo/s400/eat-crow.jpg

way to be original faggot

[LOL texans]

way to be original faggot

don't type with your mouth full bitch.

[ATRAIN]

don't type with your mouth full bitch.

So you won after 1 qtr of play?

[LOL texans]

So you won after 1 qtr of play?

son, we won before the season started!

[weebo]

son, we won before the season started!

dude you talk a lot of shit :lol

[ATRAIN]

dude you talk a lot of shit :lol

he isnt man enough to post under his regular name

[LOL texans]

he isnt man enough to post under his regular name

????this is my regular name.

[LOL texans]

dude you talk a lot of shit :lol

I just speak the truth brah.

texan fan is the one that talks alot of shit. And sometimes, like today, I just grab that shit and put it back in their mouths whilst Peyton cums on their faces during a game in which the Colts are winning.

[benefactor]

Tons of mistakes...but they showed me what the needed to show me today. They competed and overcame to almost send it to overtime.

[ATRAIN]

fucking Brown I cant believe he missed it

[benefactor]

Yeah...it just wasn't meant to be. They are coming to our house in a couple of weeks. I hope they are still undefeated so we can give them that first blemish.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah...it just wasn't meant to be. They are coming to our house in a couple of weeks. I hope they are still undefeated so we can give them that first blemish.

I fucking hate it that I am going to win 90% of my fantasy games cause of Addai.

[LOL texans]

Hmmm, quite today fellas.......wonder why?

:deadhorse

[LOL texans]

Hmmm, quite today fellas.......wonder why?

:deadhorse

:lol

lol texans......:owned

[Dr. Gonzo]

Bye week.

[LOL texans]

Bye week.

No, its the ass kicking and subsequent butthurt, and stomach ache from too much crow(lol atrain) that has got you all silenced.

[EricB]

how pathetic is it, that your sole purpose it troll a 5-4 team's thread?

Seriously, look in the freaking mirror.

[LOL texans]

how pathetic is it, that your sole purpose it troll a 5-4 team's thread?

Seriously, look in the freaking mirror.

Not that Im grammar policing, because I hate that, but a well thought out sentence would be appreciated. Re-read you post and you'll know what Im talking about.

Troll??? "My sole purpose" :lmao Pleeeese, is that the best smack you can come up with. This is a shit talking forum...Quit being a pansy, because thats pathetic. You need to look in the mirror, grow some hair on your chest kid.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Would it be less pathetic to troll a 6-2 team or a 1-7 team?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://blogs.chron.com/fantasyfootball/2009/11/bernard_pollard_will_knock_the_1.html

Great interview. I'm ready to see the D come out and pop the shit out of that faggot VY.

[LOL texans]

I think Vince and the Titans pull this one out in a very close and competitive game. But Vince pulls a 2005 Rose Bowl on the texans and scores in the 4th for the go ahead score. Shaub then gets the ball back and either goes 4 and out or turns the ball over.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hi LOL Texans.

[LOL texans]

Hi LOL Texans.

Actually, my username is LOL texans.....with the t lowercased.

Its a showing of disrespect I have for the texan franchise.

[djohn2oo8]

Actually, my username is LOL texans.....with the t lowercased.

Its a showing of disrespect I have for the texan franchise.

I would be butthurt too if David Carr had anything to do with a victory over my team

[LOL texans]

I would be butthurt too if David Carr had anything to do with a victory over my team

:lmao.....yeah, thank God, Carr doesn't play for the texans anymore.

Whats with the new avatar? Lost another bet?

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao.....yeah, thank God, Carr doesn't play for the texans anymore.

Whats with the new avatar? Lost another bet?

Naw, just a tribute to women with nice asses

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao.....yeah, thank God, Carr doesn't play for the texans anymore.

Whats with the new avatar? Lost another bet?

David Carr...The Colts Killer. :lmao

[LOL texans]

David Carr...The Colts Killer. :lmao

too bad you all got rid of him. Could of won a couple of weeks ago.

[djohn2oo8]

too bad you all got rid of him. Could of won a couple of weeks ago.

Schaub didn't fumble at the goaline, and didn't miss the field goal. He did have a pic when he was hit

[LOL texans]

Schaub didn't fumble at the goaline, and didn't miss the field goal. He did have a pic when he was hit

He also didn't win the game

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's on!

Time to send VY back to the psych ward with his baby oil and Patron.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nobody can lose a game with such grace! :toast

fuckers

[LOL texans]

no post game disscussion texan fans???

Damn, its like a ghost town up in this beeyoch.

[J.T.]

no post game disscussion texan fans???

Damn, its like a ghost town up in this beeyoch.

I know right!

[benefactor]

Nothing to discuss...same ole Texans.

[benefactor]

Losing to the Tacks at home is a serious shot to the balls. I can't even enjoy the Spurs win.

[LOL texans]

http://www.hcnonline.com/content/articles/2009/11/23/conroe_courier/sports/texans1124.jpg


http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Football/NFL/Games/2009/11/24/f112407A.jpg

[LOL texans]

quiet today...

[LOL texans]

Kubiak should buy a Peyton Manning jersey and wear it for the rest of the season, even when he is banging his wife.

Fisher sported on and all of a sudden the Titans can't be beaten.

A Peyton Manning jersey brings one an astronomical level of Karma. Sporting one automatically adds 5 inches to your dick, makes you bullet proof, more attractive to the ladies, and just makes you an all around winner.

http://www.9goods.com/images/200906/1246095353043001194/Peyton-Manning-White-NFL-Jersey-18.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I know right!


quiet today...

Colts fans have nothing better to do then try to kick Houston fans when they are down......you guys are becoming the new Dallas Cowboys fanbase.

[LOL texans]

Colts fans have nothing better to do then try to kick Houston fans when they are down......you guys are becoming the new Dallas Cowboys fanbase.

http://www.chucknorris.com/images/products/photos/karate-6.jpg

[LOL texans]

Colts fans have nothing better to do then try to kick Houston fans when they are down......you guys are becoming the new Dallas Cowboys fanbase.

Shut up and buy yourself a Peyton Manning jersey....become awesome.

[ATRAIN]

Shut up and buy yourself a Peyton Manning jersey....become awesome.

Id rather buy a Romo jersey. Its pretty sad your trolling has come to this.

[benefactor]

quiet today...
You needing your needs met? You gonna do me the honor of calling me benefagtor again if I respond to you?

[ATRAIN]

5 fucking games came down to the last play. I hate what ifs but the fucking Texans keep giving us them. At this point I almost dont want us to make playoffs. We dont deserve to be there with losing those fucking games we should have won. Is Aj a free agent next year?

[ATRAIN]

Also I hate it that now all of a sudden Austin is a Titans fan again. Fucking bullshit. People need to realize he doesnt play college fb anymore. I wonder if they are going to suck off Colt McCoy the same way.

[LOL texans]

I did yall a favor....Walmart has generic Peyton Jerseys for 25 bones. Might not make you AS awesome, but feel free to purchase.

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/72/78/08/79/0072780879732_215X215.jpg

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=11040554&sourceid=1500000000000003260430&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=11040554


lol beneFAGtor

[LOL texans]

Also I hate it that now all of a sudden Austin is a Titans fan again. Fucking bullshit. People need to realize he doesnt play college fb anymore. I wonder if they are going to suck off Colt McCoy the same way.

If he delivers another championship to make it 5 rings faggot....then yes.:toast

[benefactor]

lol beneFAGtor
Awesome. Are you masturbating yet?

[LOL texans]

What if the Jaguars draft McCoy....wonder how conflicted Austin will become between the Titans and Jags..Hmmm, makes one wonder.

[ATRAIN]

If he delivers another championship to make it 5 rings faggot....then yes.:toast

I think the only way the longhorn fanbase would not suck his cock in the pros is if he was drafted to the NFC east. That would be awesome to see him go to Washington.

[ATRAIN]

What if the Jaguars draft McCoy....wonder how conflicted Austin will become between the Titans and Jags..Hmmm, makes one wonder.

I would shoot myself

[LOL texans]

I would shoot myself

Yeah, that would suck for texan fans to be in a division with some pretty potent talent at the QB position of division rivals.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, that would suck for texan fans to be in a division with some pretty potent talent at the QB position of division rivals.

Especially one in Austin. Dont get me wrong ive been a Horns fan since I was a kid. Thats pretty much the only college team i watched growing up. I just hate fairweather and bandwagon fans that follow the Titans just cause of VY. You didnt hear shit in Austin about the TITS when VY was crying on the bench then all of a sudden everyone is a TITS fan again. Makes me sick.

Here made this thread, should be fun

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140377

[leemajors]

Especially one in Austin. Dont get me wrong ive been a Horns fan since I was a kid. Thats pretty much the only college team i watched growing up. I just hate fairweather and bandwagon fans that follow the Titans just cause of VY. You didnt hear shit in Austin about the TITS when VY was crying on the bench then all of a sudden everyone is a TITS fan again. Makes me sick.

Here made this thread, should be fun

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140377

I would imagine a lot of Titans fans like that were Oilers fans in the first place. Bud Adams is a jerk, but Houston didn't give him much incentive to keep the team there.

[GuerillaBlack]

I would imagine a lot of Titans fans like that were Oilers fans in the first place. Bud Adams is a jerk, but Houston didn't give him much incentive to keep the team there.

This is true.

Houston just poured millions into upgrades that he asked for in the Astrodome (upgrades that are still being payed off). Then, when other teams starting getting new stadiums a few years later, he wanted one and tried to make it to where the Rockets could play in it, too. Not happening.

But, Houston needs a new coach. Gary Kubiak outsmarted himself. The NFL Network reported that Bill Cowher named the Bears and Texans as two teams that would "excite him". McNair....make it happen.

[benefactor]

Well..that's it. This is my last post in the NFL forum this season. I'd rather suck ass then sit through what I've had to sit through the past few weeks. I don't know what it's going to take to get this team to succeed...and I'm starting to wonder whether it's ever going to happen. One thing is for sure, I'm not going to sit here and watch a bunch of meaningless games trying to fill myself with false hope.

See you guys in the Spurs/NBA forum/College Sports forum.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Well..that's it. This is my last post in the NFL forum this season. I'd rather suck ass then sit through what I've had to sit through the past few weeks. I don't know what it's going to take to get this team to succeed...and I'm starting to wonder whether it's ever going to happen. One thing is for sure, I'm not going to sit here and watch a bunch of meaningless games trying to fill myself with false hope.

See you guys in the Spurs/NBA forum/College Sports forum.

pussy

[to21]

:lol Texans fans calling it quits.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol Texans fans calling it quits.

Fuck him. I'm not quitting on my team.

[to21]

Fuck him. I'm not quitting on my team.:toast

[ATRAIN]

Fuck him. I'm not quitting on my team.

As Astros fans we never quit no matter how bad it gets. Same goes for my Texans. I am not to optimistic but I still hope they win out and finally get a record better than 8-8.

[benefactor]

Ok...so maybe I was going a little over the top emo in saying that I was done posting here for the year. It was a the toughest loss for me since Rosencopter.

That said, I'm still probably going to need to separate myself from this team and probably pro football for a few weeks. I am old enough to remember clearly the pain inflicted in the 90's by the Oilers(the comeback at Buffalo in '92, followed up by the 11 straight wins in '93 only to watch Joe Montana and Marcus Allen make that streak look meaningless), and right now it's starting to feel that way again...that so close but so far away feeling. I'd compare it to a marriage that is turmoil and the best solution for saving it is for both people to get away from each other for a while.

[ATRAIN]

Ok...so maybe I was going a little over the top emo in saying that I was done posting here for the year. It was a the toughest loss for me since Rosencopter.

That said, I'm still probably going to need to separate myself from this team and probably pro football for a few weeks. I am old enough to remember clearly the pain inflicted in the 90's by the Oilers(the comeback at Buffalo in '92, followed up by the 11 straight wins in '93 only to watch Joe Montana and Marcus Allen make that streak look meaningless), and right now it's starting to feel that way again...that so close but so far away feeling. I'd compare it to a marriage that is turmoil and the best solution for saving it is for both people to get away from each other for a while.

Honestly Id say the loss to Arizona, Jax, or Tenn was tougher. As a team looking to reach the next level those are games we SHOULD win.

[benefactor]

Honestly Id say the loss to Arizona, Jax, or Tenn was tougher. As a team looking to reach the next level those are games we SHOULD win.
Yeah...I think I just took this one harder because of what had transpired in the previous two games. As far as the new franchise goes, this is easily the most frustrating season to date for me.

[LOL@MavsFan]

I'll say it again...LOL @ the Texans and this being the year they finally make the playoffs.

[kamikazi_player]

LOL texans
it's sad to see their little hearts break:hat

[LOL texans]

Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye!

[LOL texans]

Well..that's it. This is my last post in the NFL forum this season. I'd rather suck ass then sit through what I've had to sit through the past few weeks. I don't know what it's going to take to get this team to succeed...and I'm starting to wonder whether it's ever going to happen. One thing is for sure, I'm not going to sit here and watch a bunch of meaningless games trying to fill myself with false hope.

See you guys in the Spurs/NBA forum/College Sports forum.

I'd expect nothing less than this type of poor fan behavior from a texan "fan"

[LOL texans]

LOL texans
it's sad to see their little hearts break:hat


I'd say, its more funny than sad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i46.tinypic.com/wjxmyv.jpg

Perfectly describes the season.

[djohn2oo8]

http://i46.tinypic.com/wjxmyv.jpg

Perfectly describes the season.

It's ok, because Sir Stupid (Kubiak) will be gone, and should be for that HB pass, I have a feeling that Kris Brown, both of them will be gone. They should tank if they haven't already and get that kid from Nebraska

[Dr. Gonzo]

I doubt that kid will be on the board. I'm sure he is a top 5 pick and I don't think the Texans can tank that far down this late in the season.

I pray the Cower rumors are true and he would like the job here in Houston. Decent coaching would make them an instant playoff team.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So they are winning.

Anyone care?

Not really.

I didn't think so.

[Dr. Gonzo]

At least Johnson is getting some good numbers. Almost 200 yards receiving and 2 TDs.

[ATRAIN]

So they are winning.

Anyone care?

Not really.

I didn't think so.

I still care but coudlnt watch the game :(

[LOL texans]

It's ok, because Sir Stupid (Kubiak) will be gone, and should be for that HB pass, I have a feeling that Kris Brown, both of them will be gone. They should tank if they haven't already and get that kid from Nebraska


Kubiak is not the problem for you guys. Your players just suck in clutch situations. You need better players. Not a new coach.

[benefactor]

So they are winning.

Anyone care?

Not really.

I didn't think so.
Hooray for meaningless wins!

Seriously though...I spent the day with my family. It was far more fulfilling.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Kubiak is not the problem for you guys. Your players just suck in clutch situations. You need better players. Not a new coach.

They are the youngest team in the league. They need veteran leadership that can lead these kids to wins.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hooray for meaningless wins!

Seriously though...I spent the day with my family. It was far more fulfilling.

Fuck off quitter.

[LOL texans]

Hooray for meaningless wins!

Seriously though...I spent the day with my family. It was far more fulfilling.

I feel bad for your family having to spend time with a quitter.

[benefactor]

Fuck off quitter.
Whatever. I never said I stopped supporting the the team and I never will. I just said I needed a break. The disappointment gets old.

What's left to watch anyway? This team is good enough to be a playoff team but once again they are not going to be there. I've watched them religiously over the past 8 seasons. Watched them pick lousy management and replace them. Watched them pick lousy players and replace them. Watched them finally find the right mix of players/management and watched that mix develop into a pretty damn good football team. I also watched them...in typical Houston football fashion...shit the bed three weeks in a row.

It would be different if this was the early years, because they are building a team and tough losses are to be expected. Now things have changed. They are a good team...probably better then the team just a few hundred miles northwest. But once again, we are in the 90's...and the football franchise in Houston is good enough to make noise but chooses not to.

I may or may not watch the last couple of games. If the networks around here are true to form they probably won't show them anyway as Houston is out of contention for the playoffs. Like I said originally...it's like a marriage that you work your ass off to make work but it just keeps going further south. Sometimes the best solution is time away.

[benefactor]

I feel bad for your family having to spend time with a quitter.
Could be worse. They could spend time with someone whose obsession with hating another team runs so deep that they create a username laughing at them and then bandwagon on that team's division rival. It's convenient that this rival happens to be a successful franchise over the last 11 seasons.

[LOL texans]

Could be worse. They could spend time with someone whose obsession with hating another team runs so deep that they create a username laughing at them and then bandwagon on that team's division rival. It's convenient that this rival happens to be a successful franchise over the last 11 seasons.

Butthurt that my team is better than yours huh?

Typical of you to be jealous.

Your post above exeplifies how much of a shitty so called "fan" you are. "I need a break, wah, wah, wah." What a pussy. "I need time away"

I bet once Duncan retires, you'll take a "break" from the Spurs too huh?

Bottom line is this. You are NOT a real texan fan, and you are not a real Spurs fan. Your actions of giving up speak louder than your words you write.....so fuck yourself fair-y-weather fan.

[benefactor]

Butthurt that my team is better than yours huh?

Typical of you to be jealous.

Your post above exeplifies how much of a shitty so called "fan" you are. "I need a break, wah, wah, wah." What a pussy. "I need time away"

I bet once Duncan retires, you'll take a "break" from the Spurs too huh?

Bottom line is this. You are NOT a real texan fan, and you are not a real Spurs fan. Your actions of giving up speak louder than your words you write.....so fuck yourself fair-y-weather fan.
Lmao. When has their been fair weather in Houston for football? I've spent most of my 20's and the first part of my 30's following a team that is terrible. You just owned yourself on that one.

Your Duncan retiring comparison fails also. Just like with my Houston team, I know that there is going to be a transition period after he goes. If anything, my football team has prepared me for this time. I'll be here supporting the Spurs after he goes, just like I have continued to support the Oilers/Texans for more than half my life despite the struggles and disappointments.

As for you...you are probably no younger than 18 and no older than 25...which means you have spent a decade following the two of the best teams in their respective sports. Someone with so little knowledge of struggle has very little room to judge. Fair weather accusations? Look in the mirror bud.

[LOL texans]

Lmao. When has their been fair weather in Houston for football? I've spent most of my 20's and the first part of my 30's following a team that is terrible. You just owned yourself on that one.

Your Duncan retiring comparison fails also. Just like with my Houston team, I know that there is going to be a transition period after he goes. If anything, my football team has prepared me for this time. I'll be here supporting the Spurs after he goes, just like I have continued to support the Oilers/Texans for more than half my life despite the struggles and disappointments.

As for you...you are probably no younger than 18 and no older than 25...which means you have spent a decade following the two of the best teams in their respective sports. Someone with so little knowledge of struggle has very little room to judge. Fair weather accusations? Look in the mirror bud.

I've gone through the Spurs struggles in the 90's and the heart break. I was a fan then as I am now. I bet during the Robinson era you gave up on the Spurs only to recalim them as your team once Duncan arrived and deliverd a championship(as you have proven to be that kind of "fan") I've also gone through the stuggles of the Colts in Manning's early years and the heartbreak losing. But I was still there as a fan as I am now.

Now YOU, fag...you have proven that you give up on the teams you follow. It is logical to presume that you will do the same thing with the Spurs. Sure, you'll be gung ho at first, once Duncan retires, saying "Tony Parker will lead us to another Championship!" But a year later you will give up on the Spurs, just as you have given up on the texans. History repeats itself. Your a douche, not a fan of sports teams.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha I actually agree with the troll.

I still watch 95% of Astros games. They suck hard and I haven't given up on them.

[LOL texans]

haha I actually agree with the troll.

I still watch 95% of Astros games. They suck hard and I haven't given up on them.

I applaud this troll agreeing with me.

lol texans

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol texans indeed

[ATRAIN]

haha I actually agree with the troll.

I still watch 95% of Astros games. They suck hard and I haven't given up on them.

AS you know im the same as you. I still watch even when they suck. They are my team and I stand by that through good times and bad. Same as the Texans, same as the Spurs, same as the Horns. Luckily I have the horns in college fb, basketball, and baseball. Spurs are declining and the best is behind us. The stros are trying to fix that clusterfuck that is our team, and the Texans are hopefull and trying to get past the hump. None of us realistically knew we could even do anything in playoffs especially when we cant close out a game when the going gets tough. We have shown signs of our talent but our youth has shined though.

[Shank]

Butthurt that my team is better than yours huh?

Typical of you to be jealous.

Your post above exeplifies how much of a shitty so called "fan" you are. "I need a break, wah, wah, wah." What a pussy. "I need time away"

I bet once Duncan retires, you'll take a "break" from the Spurs too huh?

Bottom line is this. You are NOT a real texan fan, and you are not a real Spurs fan. Your actions of giving up speak louder than your words you write.....so fuck yourself fair-y-weather fan.

You're questioning how much of a "fan" someone else may be? YOU - the guy that doesn't even watch his favorite team play? Get off the soapbox. You're not even a real Colts fan.

(Feel free to reply with your bullshit Spiderman references that only you find amusing.)

[LOL texans]

You're questioning how much of a "fan" someone else may be? YOU - the guy that doesn't even watch his favorite team play? Get off the soapbox. You're not even a real Colts fan.

(Feel free to reply with your bullshit Spiderman references that only you find amusing.)

And who the fuck is talking to you here Parker.

You get a whiff of my ass and your all up on me huh Parker?

:lol

[Shank]

Who is Parker?

[peewee's lovechild]

Who is Parker?

Your mom.