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Avante
07-22-2013, 03:38 PM
Those threads sound way more interesting than "Watch Avante Spam Meaningless Almanac Lists in a Vain Attempt to Prove His Intelligence, Then Melt Down When Nobody Strokes His Ego" for the millionth time, tbh....

translation

Avante your're a sprint guru, just where does Jeff Demps rank as far as sprnters/footballers go?

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If he plays running back in a regular season game he will be the fastest back ever to play in the NFL. His 10.01 the fastest 100m ever ran by a running back. But....if the Broncos Trindon Holliday were to line up at running back (which he was at LSU) then he'd be the fastest ever with his 10.00.

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 03:40 PM
Fatty McAlmanac in full meltdown mode.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 03:40 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"

I. Hustle
07-22-2013, 03:42 PM
So uummm yeah... how about them gay couples adopting, huh?

CUHRAZY

silverblk mystix
07-22-2013, 03:43 PM
"Idiots made Avante a star....Idiots made Avante a star"

Avante
07-22-2013, 03:45 PM
translation

Avante, how do you do it? How's bout some of that mean old low down back in the alley bottom of the barrel Back Bitin' Blues?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sharpen your teeth.

3nEqFrN766I

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 03:46 PM
SBM's half-hearted attempts to stave off the meltdown have failed.

Even he has written Avante off.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 03:47 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"

Avante
07-22-2013, 03:47 PM
So uummm yeah... how about them gay couples adopting, huh?

CUHRAZY

Why would anyone want to do that if other options were available?

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 03:49 PM
Why would anyone want to do that if other options were available?
Why would anyone care about the parents' sexual orientation unless they're a bigot?

Avante
07-22-2013, 03:49 PM
translation

Got any vintage Skillet Lickers?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who doesn't?

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I. Hustle
07-22-2013, 03:50 PM
Why would anyone want to do that if other options were available?

Oh you haven't read this thread? Some asshole started it knowing that if you mention religion, politics, teh gheys, etc. that people would show up and post. He did it to pad his numbers (because that's important to him) and so that he can say "My threads get XXX pages. How many do yours get?!"

It's just a bitch way of doing things but oh well. Read through the pages and you'll see how much of a loser the OP is.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 03:50 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"
.

I. Hustle
07-22-2013, 03:50 PM
OH! Oops. My bad.

silverblk mystix
07-22-2013, 03:52 PM
Oh you haven't read this thread? Some asshole started it knowing that if you mention religion, politics, teh gheys, etc. that people would show up and post. He did it to pad his numbers (because that's important to him) and so that he can say "My threads get XXX pages. How many do yours get?!"

It's just a bitch way of doing things but oh well. Read through the pages and you'll see how much of a loser the OP is.


yet....here you are...lol

Avante
07-22-2013, 03:54 PM
Oh you haven't read this thread? Some asshole started it knowing that if you mention religion, politics, teh gheys, etc. that people would show up and post. He did it to pad his numbers (because that's important to him) and so that he can say "My threads get XXX pages. How many do yours get?!"

It's just a bitch way of doing things but oh well. Read through the pages and you'll see how much of a loser the OP is.

I dig reality, ever give it a shot?

Let me make it very clear, I'm not saying a child being raised in a gay home is...OH MY GOD...at all. What I am saying is that isn't the best situation for a child to be in, that would be in a traditional/normal setting. Yes if all things are equal. Obviously an intelligent/loving gay couple beat the hell out of some okies with their head stuck three feet up their ass.

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 03:55 PM
I dig reality, ever give it a shot?

Let me make it very clear, I;m not saying a child being raissed in a gay home is...OH MY GOD...at all. What I am saying is that isn't the best sdituation for a child to be in, thsat would be in a traditionsal/normal setting. Yes if all things are equal. Obviously an intelligent/loving gay couple beat the hell out of some okies with their head stuck three feet up their ass.That runs counter to everything you have posted up til now.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 03:56 PM
What's "traditional/normal" to you isn't the only possible "normal" setting, as evident from poll data....

I. Hustle
07-22-2013, 04:00 PM
yet....here you are...lol

Which means? I didn't say I wouldn't post to call him out. I just said that it's clear on what he is doing.


Be truthful, how hard was it to type while giving Avant the rusty trombone?

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:00 PM
What's "traditional/normal" to you isn't the only possible "normal" setting, as evident from poll data....

translation

I'm getting a hard on bro, that's how great that stuff is, Willy DeVille?

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At his very best.

OijTRJMPEk4

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:02 PM
Which means? I didn't say I wouldn't post to call him out. I just said that it's clear on what he is doing.


Be truthful, how hard was it to type while giving Avant the rusty trombone?

Little one, slither back under your rock, ok? Your takes are about as weak as your chin.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 04:03 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 04:03 PM
Avante's meltdown continues.

Seriously dude, how many YouTubes have you posted in the past year in your 300 threads?

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:05 PM
translation

I'd love some Ashes In My Whiskey.

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You got it slick

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ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 04:06 PM
You don't even watch the YouTubes you post.

I. Hustle
07-22-2013, 04:08 PM
Little one, slither back under your rock, ok? Your takes are about as weak as your chin.

lol my chin's been tested. I bet the only thing to ever hit your chin is a pair of balls.

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:13 PM
lol my chin's been tested. I bet the only thing to ever hit your chin is a pair of balls.

Little man, we all have things we're good at and things we aren't, ok? This back n' forth my dick is longer than yours thang isn't for you...ok? I feel guilty smacking you around, what are you 15? Why not kick back and watch how it's done...ok? Your day will come, but as of right now...you suck.

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 04:15 PM
Little man, we all have things we're good at and things we aren't, ok? This back n' forth my dick is longer than yours thang isn't for you...ok? I feel guilty smacking you around, what are you 15? Why not kick back and watch how it's done...ok? Your day will come, but as of right now...you suck.Yeah, watch how an old, fat dude melts down with multiple YouTubes and almanac lists to spam his own thread.

silverblk mystix
07-22-2013, 04:22 PM
Which means? I didn't say I wouldn't post to call him out. I just said that it's clear on what he is doing.


Be truthful, do I look stupid when Chumpie and I do the Angry Pirate?



:rollin:rollin

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 04:24 PM
SBM back to fantasizing about men in general and me in particular.

benefactor
07-22-2013, 04:26 PM
Semenator to the rescue!

KingsFanWithoutName
07-22-2013, 04:27 PM
Avante,


Do you physically upload your music collection (tapes/vinyl/8 track) to youtube and then share it with everyone? Or is there some other crazy old fuck that has time to do that? Pretty cool if you do.

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:29 PM
I think this calls for a poem

"Avante"

a man among boys
a legend in his
own time
here he is
in his prime

he stands tall
head and shoulders
above it all

broad in the shoulders
narrow in the hip
everyone knew
ya didn't give no lip
to ..Avante

somebody said he came
from New Orleans
where he'd got in a fight
over some cajun queen
....Avante

a crashing blow from a huge right hand
sent a Louisiana fella
to the promised land
....Avante

now here he sits
mouse in hand
totally in charge
he's a baddddddd man
....Avante

benefactor
07-22-2013, 04:31 PM
That is likely some of the lamest shit you've ever posted. This just solidifies that people older than 65 really have no business on the internet.

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:32 PM
Avante,


Do you physically upload your music collection (tapes/vinyl/8 track) to youtube and then share it with everyone? Or is there some other crazy old fuck that has time to do that? Pretty cool if you do.

I put all those youtube videos I like in my favorites. When I want them...boom!

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:34 PM
That is likely some of the lamest shit you've ever posted. This just solidifies that people older than 65 really have no business on the internet.

Live and learn

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ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 04:39 PM
But no one watches any video you post.

Ever.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 04:47 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"

Avante
07-22-2013, 04:53 PM
translation

Avante, my old bulldog died this morning, I'm bummed, ya got anything cheerful, help a brother out dawg.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sorry to hear that bro, I know how much Percival meant to you. Here ya go.

dasoLVINGTc

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 05:08 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 05:15 PM
Avante posts the blues after he melts down.

ohmwrecker
07-22-2013, 05:18 PM
So . . . what're y'all talkin' 'bout?

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 05:20 PM
So . . . what're y'all talkin' 'bout?Avante is most assuredly not talking about gay couples and adoption.

ohmwrecker
07-22-2013, 05:25 PM
What you know 'bout dem ol' homosexual blues?

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Blake
07-22-2013, 06:18 PM
I think this calls for a poem

"Avante"

a man among boys
a legend in his
own time
here he is
in his prime

he stands tall
head and shoulders
above it all

broad in the shoulders
narrow in the hip
everyone knew
ya didn't give no lip
to ..Avante

somebody said he came
from New Orleans
where he'd got in a fight
over some cajun queen
....Avante

a crashing blow from a huge right hand
sent a Louisiana fella
to the promised land
....Avante

now here he sits
mouse in hand
totally in charge
he's a baddddddd man
....Avante

this might be your biggest meltdown thread yet

ChumpDumper
07-22-2013, 06:24 PM
A poem.

Avante raZon is fat.

In his pants he shat.

Exposed as a clown, he melted down

SBM probes assholes.

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 06:44 PM
There once was a fag named RaZon
Whose threads were retarded and long
Made shit football picks
Sucked lots of dicks
And was the guy everyone else shit on

silverblk mystix
07-22-2013, 06:55 PM
Carlos & the Sheeple ....page 27


:lmao

Avante
07-22-2013, 07:09 PM
What you know 'bout dem ol' homosexual blues?

bq49tS75xCA

It took you long enought to impress me.

How did you know about that tune?

He first recorded as Gitfiddle Jim in 1930, wouldn't record again until 1935. "Milk Cow Blues"... his signature tune, from 35. Fantastic slide player.

Avante
07-22-2013, 07:18 PM
There once was a fag named RaZon
Whose threads were retarded and long
Made shit football picks
Sucked lots of dicks
And was the guy everyone else shit on

there once was a fag named Clipper
who wore tiny panties
and one pink slipper

when asked
why just the one
he'd get down on his knees
and suck until
ya cum

he had an odd shaped head
was bow legged as could be
how many men
squat to go pee

he never posted threads
he was too dumb
so he followed Avante around
said it was great fun

Avante toyed with the fag
felt sorry for the boy
so he'd toss him a bone
Clipper would jump for joy

if you ever wonder
where Clipper might be
just find Avante
Clipper down on a knee

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 07:30 PM
Stopped reading at "there," tbh... :sleep

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 07:32 PM
Carlos & the Sheeple ....page 27:lmaoWell, when "Carlos" posts nearly 300 times in his own thread, the pages tend to pile up, tbh....

Avante
07-22-2013, 07:36 PM
Well, when "Carlos" posts nearly 300 times in his own thread, the pages tend to pile up, tbh....

translation

Avante, how about some classic J.B.Lenoir?

~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't get anymore classic J.B.than this.

hfRqTQyHMTM

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 07:41 PM
Translation: "I was wrong, I melted down, and I know it, so I'm going to bury it under pages of YouTubes/almanac lists"

Avante
07-22-2013, 07:45 PM
translation

Avante you're amazing, is there anything you can't do? Tom Waits me bro.

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Nope!...and what took so long on Tom Waits?

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Blake
07-22-2013, 07:57 PM
there once was a fag named Clipper
who wore tiny panties
and one pink slipper

when asked
why just the one
he'd get down on his knees
and suck until
ya cum

he had an odd shaped head
was bow legged as could be
how many men
squat to go pee

he never posted threads
he was too dumb
so he followed Avante around
said it was great fun

Avante toyed with the fag
felt sorry for the boy
so he'd toss him a bone
Clipper would jump for joy

if you ever wonder
where Clipper might be
just find Avante
Clipper down on a knee

Lol at the edit

Blake
07-22-2013, 07:59 PM
Carlos & the Sheeple ....page 27


:lmao

Avante and his shield bearer....countless pages

Avante
07-22-2013, 08:03 PM
Avante and his shield bearer....countless pages

translation

Avante, you ever heard of Mark Lemhouse?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sure, here ya go.

VrOhfIetye0

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 08:14 PM
Lol at the edit

The funnier part is how he wrote a long-ass poem all about his fantasy of me apparently sucking his dick, after spending pages and pages insisting that homosexuality is unnatural and wrong.... seems like he's pretty confused :lol

Blake
07-22-2013, 08:16 PM
Avante
a poem by SBM

Balls deep.

The end.

Avante
07-22-2013, 08:18 PM
The funnier part is how he wrote a long-ass poem all about his fantasy of me apparently sucking his dick, after spending pages and pages insisting that homosexuality is unnatural and wrong.... seems like he's pretty confused :lol

translation

Avante, no doubt you're a JJ Cale fan...right?

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Right!

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Blake
07-22-2013, 08:18 PM
translation

Avante, you ever heard of Mark Lemhouse?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sure, here ya go.

VrOhfIetye0

Nope. That's not what i said at all.

You suck at translating

johnsmith
07-22-2013, 08:24 PM
Guarantee that once this thread hits page 30, avante celebrates like it was his intention to get made fun of for that long and everyone else is wrong.

Avante
07-22-2013, 08:31 PM
Avante
a poem by SBM

Balls deep.

The end.

"Blake"

here he is
yet again
getting his ass kicked
he just can't win

he's a queer
a screamer they say
you can hear him
both night
and day

he follows Avante
everywhere he goes
why this is
nobody knows

Blake
07-22-2013, 08:51 PM
"Blake"

here he is
yet again
getting his ass kicked
he just can't win

he's a queer
a screamer they say
you can hear him
both night
and day

he follows Avante
everywhere he goes
why this is
nobody knows

Oh look! It's Eminem!

Except he looks fatter than normal

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 09:01 PM
Oh look! It's Eminem!

Except he looks fatter than normal
The Marshall Fatass LP drops soon, tbh...

silverblk mystix
07-22-2013, 09:25 PM
30 pages...


Is 40 possible?


:rollin:rollin

Clipper Nation
07-22-2013, 09:38 PM
30 pages...


Is 40 possible?


:rollin:rollin
It is, as long as your fuckbuddy keeps bumping it up, tbh... he's already posted 297 times in this thread, after all :lol

Avante
07-22-2013, 10:05 PM
It is, as long as your fuckbuddy keeps bumping it up, tbh... he's already posted 297 times in this thread, after all :lol

Who on earth is into counting how many times somebody posts in an internet thread, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

mommie...what are you doing Clippie?
Clippie...oh just counting how many times Avante has posted in his thread, mommie.
mommie...I heard you call his name in your sleep the other night.
Clippie..:depressed

Avante
07-22-2013, 10:39 PM
Ok now...

If anyone wants to talk about why no child should be deprived of having an opportunity to enjoy the ideal family setting, we can do that. If you wanna act like a baboon with a hard on, we can play that, it's all on you.

ChumpDumper
07-23-2013, 12:30 AM
Post another video, fatty.

Blake
07-23-2013, 12:35 AM
30 pages...


Is 40 possible?


:rollin:rollin

prostate massager

Blake
07-23-2013, 12:37 AM
Ok now...

If anyone wants to talk about why no child should be deprived of having an opportunity to enjoy the ideal family setting, we can do that. If you wanna act like a baboon with a hard on, we can play that, it's all on you.

Uneducated baboon

Avante
07-23-2013, 01:56 AM
Uneducated baboon

translation

Ya got any Smokey Hogg bro?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Of course

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Avante
07-23-2013, 02:34 AM
:downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin:

Avante
07-23-2013, 02:35 AM
The amazing Carol Rodriquez

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3087926278/46f9f639b72e06671b191220be304905.jpeg


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CuckingFunt
07-23-2013, 02:43 AM
This thread reminds me of ...

that 80's song...."video killed the rad-i-oh star...video killed the rad-i-oh star"

but you can change the words to;


"Idiots made Avante - a star...Idiots made Avante - a star"



:lmao

SBM is presenting.

Avante
07-23-2013, 02:49 AM
It isn't easy being a star, living under a microscope and all. Your every move somebody is watching, but you do get used to it over time. I do need to thank you little people, without you I'd be down there with you chasing some other star around. I really couldn't have done it without you, so.....thank you. And never forget to keep me at the top of the page, any bump is a good bump:toast

Chief Brody
07-23-2013, 03:06 AM
It isn't easy being a star, living under a microscope and all. Your every move somebody is watching, but you do get used to it over time. I do need to thank you little people, without you I'd be down there with you chasing some other star around. I really couldn't have done it without you, so.....thank you. And never forget to keep me at the top of the page, any bump is a good bump:toast
This reminds me of a D.A. Pennebaker(sp?) quote about Bob Dylan when he was filming Don't Look Back. Basically Dylan never noticed the film crew even existed after Day 1.

Avante
07-23-2013, 03:08 AM
This reminds me of a D.A. Pennebaker(sp?) quote about Bob Dylan when he was filming Don't Look Back. Basically Dylan never noticed the film crew even existed after Day 1.

All these boards have a dozen or so who are only here to fuck around and bug people, I have fun with it...obviously. Me vs a room full of midgets, I think I can hang:hat

Clipper Nation
07-23-2013, 05:40 AM
It isn't easy being a star, living under a microscope and all. Your every move somebody is watching, but you do get used to it over time. I do need to thank you little people, without you I'd be down there with you chasing some other star around. I really couldn't have done it without you, so.....thank you. And never forget to keep me at the top of the page, any bump is a good bump:toast
Shut up, faggot

Clipper Nation
07-23-2013, 05:54 AM
Who on earth is into counting how many times somebody posts in an internet thread, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=220054

ChumpDumper
07-23-2013, 05:55 AM
All these boards have a dozen or so who are only here to fuck around and bug people, I have fun with it...obviously. Me vs a room full of midgets, I think I can hang:hatYou can't play off your meltdowns.

ChumpDumper
07-23-2013, 05:57 AM
Who on earth is into counting how many times somebody posts in an internet thread, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!That's basically all you talk about, dummy.

I. Hustle
07-23-2013, 11:00 AM
Little man, we all have things we're good at and things we aren't, ok? This back n' forth my dick is longer than yours thang isn't for you...ok? I feel guilty smacking you around, what are you 15? Why not kick back and watch how it's done...ok? Your day will come, but as of right now...you suck.

I never mentioned your dick, I'm not sure why you went straight to talking about mine... no wait, I know why.

How are you smacking me around by the way? Is it the way I call you out for sounding like a moron? The way that it's super obvious how you open threads like these knowing that the topics I mentioned before will always bring people in?

Do I suck because I've been here for years and have not yet hit 10k posts but you've been here for like what? a month and a half or so and are already around the 12k mark? Does that make you feel accomplished? Or is it how you derail your own thread by completely going away from the argument (that you're getting beat up on) by posting lame ass you tubes and talking about how fast dead running backs were?

silverblk mystix
07-23-2013, 05:22 PM
rofl


The idiots FINALLY figured out they were being worked ..... yet again...


so they finally felt stupid enough to stop humping Avante's leg....







It takes a lot of stupidity - to get worked for 28 pages - AND - a lot more stupidity - to have to repeatedly be told you are being worked just like Stupid Sheeple...and then finally realize it ...on the 28th page.




:rollin:rollin:rollin

TeyshaBlue
07-23-2013, 05:49 PM
Don't ya just love it when a plan comes together?

Which one are you again?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/teyshablue/002c1639_zpsd0cd4ad0.jpg (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/teyshablue/media/002c1639_zpsd0cd4ad0.jpg.html)

ChumpDumper
07-23-2013, 08:41 PM
We realized he was trying to compensate for meltdowns a long time ago.

Avante
07-24-2013, 03:22 AM
Shut up, faggot

It took you long enought to return to all you are good for here. Dude once you try to actually talk you come off more stupid than you do when you pull that. Stick to...faggot.....it's all you can do and you do it well.

Avante
07-24-2013, 03:40 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=220054

For a guy who is too dumb to originate threads, so he has to.."you're a faggot"....you sure worry a lot about things you can't do, what's up with that?

Avante
07-24-2013, 03:42 AM
I never mentioned your dick, I'm not sure why you went straight to talking about mine... no wait, I know why.

How are you smacking me around by the way? Is it the way I call you out for sounding like a moron? The way that it's super obvious how you open threads like these knowing that the topics I mentioned before will always bring people in?

Do I suck because I've been here for years and have not yet hit 10k posts but you've been here for like what? a month and a half or so and are already around the 12k mark? Does that make you feel accomplished? Or is it how you derail your own thread by completely going away from the argument (that you're getting beat up on) by posting lame ass you tubes and talking about how fast dead running backs were?

Do you ever see me in any of your threads, why not?

Could it be?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203276

Fuck you asshole.

Avante
07-24-2013, 03:47 AM
Cool double set...

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Cue in commercial...(organ music)

The next time you look down and see Blake, Clippie or Chimpster humping frantically away on your leg, just use...LEG HUMPER REPELLENT....it's a spray guranteed to ward off all leg humpers, they simply slide right off. So get yours today, a three month supply for just 19.99.



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Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 05:59 AM
:lol Meltdown
:lol Post #308 by Avante in his own thread

Keep posting more YouTubes and lists if you want, doesn't change the fact that you were wrong and melted down :tu

Avante
07-24-2013, 06:20 AM
:lol Meltdown
:lol Post #308 by Avante in his own thread

Keep posting more YouTubes and lists if you want, doesn't change the fact that you were wrong and melted down :tu

Dummy, you haven't figured out...BY NOW...I love music and like to share? Do you honestly believe anyone...meltdowns..over silly internet shit, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Are you really that fucking stupid? Dude, I raised four children, was in Viet Nam, worked for a living, do you really believe what some obvious morons in hiding say on a messgeboard where cock/pussy are huge topics has any real effect at all on me (or anyone over 16 actually), you cannot be that dumb. Dude...I'M FUCKING WITH YA...ok?

And only some total moron (yep just like you) wouldn't know the truth about homosexuality. I gotta tell ya slick you really are about as dumb as anyone I've ever encountered on these boards, you don't know a fucking thing about anything.

Did you really say...an offensive line isn't that important...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This prick has never posted a thread here and if not for me wouldn't even post here, now how sad is that?

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 06:40 AM
:lol Meltdown
:lol #309

Avante
07-24-2013, 06:44 AM
:lol Meltdown
:lol #309

translation

Avante just keeps kicking my dumb ass, I need to pick on Blake, he can whip.

I. Hustle
07-24-2013, 08:23 AM
Do you ever see me in any of your threads, why not?

Could it be?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=203276

Fuck you asshole.

LOL

So a dumb thread that I made mocking someone else's thread proves something? I am not even going to attempt to go through all your shit threads to look for an excuse for anything. Especially not something from almost a year ago.

The more you try to defend yourself the more pathetic you look. That shit is hilarious.
Unlike you, I don't put much stock into my online persona. I can own up to some shit threads and posts. You know why? Because this is the internet you dumb ass. At the end of the day none of this shit matters. You go on taking it serious though. While you continue to post from your room in your mom's house, I'll keep posting and playing along because well... it's the internet and not reality. If this were reality then you would fess up to being an overweight teen that is in love with wikipedia and google. You would admit to never having been with a woman and that you like to wear tube socks.

Avante
07-24-2013, 08:29 AM
LOL

So a dumb thread that I made mocking someone else's thread proves something? I am not even going to attempt to go through all your shit threads to look for an excuse for anything. Especially not something from almost a year ago.

The more you try to defend yourself the more pathetic you look. That shit is hilarious.
Unlike you, I don't put much stock into my online persona. I can own up to some shit threads and posts. You know why? Because this is the internet you dumb ass. At the end of the day none of this shit matters. You go on taking it serious though. While you continue to post from your room in your mom's house, I'll keep posting and playing along because well... it's the internet and not reality. If this were reality then you would fess up to being an overweight teen that is in love with wikipedia and google. You would admit to never having been with a woman and that you like to wear tube socks.

That made no sense at all limp dick. You're...melting down....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's have some JJ Grey.

vk2mek0J_zU

You'd mix him in with some..

Slaid Cleves
Mark Lemhouse
Hans Thessnik
Harry Manx
Ray Lamontagne
Shawn Mullins
Mike Younger

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 08:34 AM
That was boring. You should just let this thread die. Go start a new one. Pick a better song though.

Avante
07-24-2013, 08:37 AM
That was boring. You should just let this thread die. Go start a new one. Pick a better song though.

There I go again...DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!...I'm sorry amigo, I keeping forgetting to..

Hey ohmwrecker, you once had a three pager (thanks to me) any advice?

l9LLxGJFs-Y

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 08:50 AM
Hey ohmwrecker, any advice?

I would stay away from all white dudes playing dem ol' pedestrian blues rocks . . . stretch out, surprise me.

Avante
07-24-2013, 08:55 AM
I would stay away from all white dudes playing dem ol' pedestrian blues rocks . . . stretch out, surprise me.

Apparently you didn't watch any of the videos....right?

How about you do something for a change, ok? Let's see a video from you (I gave ya props for Kokomo Arnold)..impress me. Then I'll match it.

I. Hustle
07-24-2013, 08:58 AM
LOL

What was this thread about again? Oh that's right, music videos. I should have guessed from the title.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/google-image-result-for-http-data-whicdn-com-images-21876872-bread-funny-hilarious-jajaja-lol-favim-com-264535_large-jpg-9b1bd9c4-sz500x531-animate.jpg?w=500

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:03 AM
LOL

What was this thread about again? Oh that's right, music videos. I should have guessed from the title.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/google-image-result-for-http-data-whicdn-com-images-21876872-bread-funny-hilarious-jajaja-lol-favim-com-264535_large-jpg-9b1bd9c4-sz500x531-animate.jpg?w=500

Ya might wanna concern yourself with shit like this...
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186008

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:05 AM
Very rarely do white people do anything interesting with the blues. Here's an exception . . .

PwjL3ipBAhg


Now let this thread die.

johnsmith
07-24-2013, 09:10 AM
Guarantee that once this thread hits page 30, avante celebrates like it was his intention to get made fun of for that long and everyone else is wrong.

I. Hustle
07-24-2013, 09:10 AM
Ya might wanna concern yourself with shit like this...
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=186008

I wasn't going to do it but it was so easy.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=219479

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:12 AM
Very rarely do white people do anything interesting with the blues. Here's an exception . . .

PwjL3ipBAhg

That was ok but nothing special. I get the feeling you really don't know about all those white cats who play them blues. This guy for one example.

R0HrnkS8xD0

If ya want this thread to die then simply....stay out it...bingo, dead to you.




Now let this thread die.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:14 AM
You fucked something up . . . and that was better than 90% of the white boy blues you post, son. Go make a thread about it.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:16 AM
You fucked something up . . . and that was better than 90% of the white boy blues you post, son. Go make a thread about it.

That tells me right there ya don't know shit about them blues. You make a topic about it.

FVRoMoCreX0

Ever heard of..

Ry Cooder
Kelly Joe Phelps
John Hiatt
Mark Lemhouse
James Harman
Robert Lucas
William Clarke

...didn't think so.

I. Hustle
07-24-2013, 09:18 AM
You fucked something up . . . and that was better than 90% of the white boy blues you post, son. Go make a thread about it.

Make a thread about it Ohmwreker and call it "Abortion is wrong no matter what". That way people know what it's about and you get pages of comments.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:20 AM
Make a thread about it Ohmwreker and call it "Abortion is wrong no matter what". That way people know what it's about and you get pages of comments.

You do it and let's see what happens.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:21 AM
:lol

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:25 AM
:lol

translation

Avante knows I haven't looked at any of his videos, I just like to criticize.

Spur-Addict
07-24-2013, 09:29 AM
Somehow all of these threads become exactly the same.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:29 AM
:lmao . . . No.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:33 AM
Somehow all of these threads become exactly the same.

I simply refuse to go here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120124

No juices flowing, simply...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 09:35 AM
Splendid meltdown, Avante.

Bonus points for trying to act like you didn't.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:37 AM
Ever heard of..

Ry Cooder
Kelly Joe Phelps
John Hiatt
Mark Lemhouse
James Harman
Robert Lucas
William Clarke

...didn't think so.

You're kidding, right? Ry Cooder?! :lmao Get a grip.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:37 AM
Who else feels sorry for this freak Chumpster?

Spur-Addict
07-24-2013, 09:37 AM
I simply refuse to go here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120124

Damn, you certainly owned the shit out of me. If you haven't noticed, everyone is clowning the hell out of you and your geriatric nonsense. I actually interacted with you in a polite manner, then when you allowed your thread to turn to pure garbage I pointed out the obvious and you got mad. Don't be mad.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:38 AM
You're kidding, right? Ry Cooder?! :lmao Get a grip.

So you have heard of him?

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:39 AM
Damn, you certainly owned the shit out of me. If you haven't noticed, everyone is clowning the hell out of you and your geriatric nonsense. I actually interacted with you in a polite manner, then when you allowed your thread to turn to pure garbage I pointed out the obvious and you got mad. Don't be mad.

Yes I did!

Spur-Addict
07-24-2013, 09:41 AM
I simply refuse to go here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120124

No juices flowing, simply...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh, and you went there.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:41 AM
So you have heard of him?

Why do you insist on this ridiculous bullshit? This is why we can't have an actual conversation about music. You know that, right?

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 09:43 AM
Who else feels sorry for this freak Chumpster?Extra points for saying you are ignoring me when you can't stop posting about me.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:43 AM
Why do you insist on this ridiculous bullshit? This is why we can't have an actual conversation about music. You know that, right?

When and where have you ever tried to have a serious conversation about music? This....here's a video (of nobody special) now shut up.....oh hell yes that'll work.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 09:46 AM
Special bonus for attacking the one person who actually wants to discuss music with him in a gay adoption thread.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:48 AM
When and where have you ever tried to have a serious conversation about music? This....here's a video (of nobody special) now shut up.....oh hell yes that'll work.

I've tried. Your ego won't allow it to happen. I'm not broken up about it . . . I'm not that fragile.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:51 AM
I've tried. Your ego won't allow it to happen. I'm not broken up about it . . . I'm not that fragile.

You try to preach and that won't ever work. I do think by now you've figured out that I do know a lot about the who/what/where and when of it all. For some reason you seem pissed off about that.

I start with artists like Jellyroll Morton, Dock Boggs, Charley Patton, The Carter Family, Jimmie Rodgers and work my way up,

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 09:54 AM
You try to preach and that won't ever work. I do think by now you've figured out that I do know a lot about the who/what/where and when of it all. For some reason you seem pissed ff about that.Someone actually wanted to talk about music and you melted down again.

That's your go to move, dummy. You are incapable of anything else.

Avante
07-24-2013, 09:58 AM
The great Kelly Joe Phelps

nUIuMLa3KMk

Skip James is the daddy of these blues classic , he recorded it in 1930. It is one of the true must listen in all of blues music.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 09:58 AM
You try to preach and that won't ever work. I do think by now you've figured out that I do know a lot about the who/what/where and when of it all. For some reason you seem pissed off about that.

This is you.

I'm not pissed. I think you are a very silly person.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:01 AM
This is you.

I'm not pissed. I think you are a very silly person.

I'm not one telling others what to do with their threads, that is silly.

Come in talk about the topic, and it's cool, you don't do that.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:03 AM
I'm not one telling others what to do with their threads, that is silly.You tell people how to post every other minute, you stupid hypocrite.


Come in talk about the topic, and it's cool, you don't do that.What's the topic here, dummy?

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:04 AM
I'm not one teling others what to do with their threads, that is silly.

I don't tell you what to do with your threads. I just tell you it's silly to get upset about people saying your threads are dumb.

Spur-Addict
07-24-2013, 10:05 AM
http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/old-person-computer.jpg

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:06 AM
Skip James is the daddy of these blues classic , he recorded it in 1930. It is one of the true must listen in all of blues music.

So, what did Kelly Joe bring to the table here? What is interesting about his version?

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:06 AM
This....here's a video (of nobody special) now shut up.....oh hell yes that'll work.That's all you do, dummy.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:08 AM
I don't tell you what to do with your threads. I just tell you it's silly to get upset about people saying your threads are dumb.

Show me how to do it then.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:08 AM
So, what did Kelly Joe bring to the table here? What is interesting about his version?

Obviously you've never heard the original.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:08 AM
Show me how to do it then.Show you how to not get upset?

Man, you really do need help.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:09 AM
Obviously you've never heard the original.Nothing special.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:09 AM
I think I pretty much have it down.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:10 AM
Show me how to do it then.

I don't get upset. It's pretty easy because I'm not seeking appproval from people on the internet. My ego doesn't need stroking.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:11 AM
I don't get upset. It's pretty easy because I'm not seeking appproval from people on the internet. My ego doesn't need stroking.

Have you read me at all?

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:11 AM
Obviously you've never heard the original.

Of course I have . . . what's obvious is that you can't answer the question.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:11 AM
I think I pretty much have it down.Yes, you get upset at the tiniest criticism and meltdown.

You got that down.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:12 AM
Have you read me at all?He pretty much has it down.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:13 AM
Have you read me at all?

How else could I have made such a dead on, balls accurate assessment of your fragile ego?

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:14 AM
Of course I have . . . what's obvious is that you can't answer the question.

Well then you'e well aware of the more soulful approach plus the percussion not found in the original. Kelly Joe being a far advanced guitarist.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:16 AM
How else could I have made such a dead on, balls accurate assessment of your fragile ego?

So why are you ignoring what I say?

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:17 AM
Well then you'e well aware of the more soulful approach plus the percussion not found in the original. Kelly Joe being a far advanced guitarist.Nothing special.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:17 AM
Well then you'e well aware of the more soulful approach plus the percussion not found in the original. Kelly Joe being a far advanced guitarist.

How is that a unique though? Eddie Van Halen is a more advanced guitarist than Dave Davies . . . does that make his take on You Really Got Me more interesting?

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:18 AM
So why are you ignoring what I say?

What are you referring to?

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:23 AM
How is that a unique though? Eddie Van Halen is a more advanced guitarist than Dave Davies . . . does that make his take on You Really Got Me more interesting?

If we are looking for old primitive blues then nobody could ever compare to James version. If we are looking for a simply better sound then that's Kelly Joes take.

Davies is a far more interesting performer than Eddie Van Halen's carefully marketed sound.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:25 AM
What are you referring to?


paste

Dummy, you haven't figured out...BY NOW...I love music and like to share? Do you honestly believe anyone...meltdowns..over silly internet shit, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Are you really that fucking stupid? Dude, I raised four children, was in Viet Nam, worked for a living, do you really believe what some obvious morons in hiding say on a messgeboard where cock/pussy are huge topics has any real effect at all on me (or anyone over 16 actually), you cannot be that dumb. Dude...I'M FUCKING WITH YA...ok?

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:28 AM
If we are looking for old primitive blues then nobody could ever compare to James version. If we are looking for a simply better sound then that's Kelly Joes take.

So, it's a matter of preference and there is no right or wrong answer . . .


Davies is a far more interesting performer than Eddie Van Halen's carefully marketed sound.

I agree. I love The Kinks.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:29 AM
paste

Dummy, you haven't figured out...BY NOW...I love music and like to share? Do you honestly believe anyone...meltdowns..over silly internet shit, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Are you really that fucking stupid? Dude, I raised four children, was in Viet Nam, worked for a living, do you really believe what some obvious morons in hiding say on a messgeboard where cock/pussy are huge topics has any real effect at all on me (or anyone over 16 actually), you cannot be that dumb. Dude...I'M FUCKING WITH YA...ok?

Posting one of your meltdowns is not helping your case.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:33 AM
So, it's a matter of preference and there is no right or wrong answer . . .



I agree. I love The Kinks.

When you mention that word...preference....it sends chills up my spine. Tell me just how much of that old prewar blues or any actual blues have you listened to? Do you really think you know enought about that brand of music to have an opinion on a par with well...me? I don't know shit about classical music other than a few names, how could I even have a real opinion or...preference... when all I actually have is..ignorance? It's when you get classical scholars, blues scholars together..then..you can have a preference.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:34 AM
Posting one of your meltdowns is not helping your case.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:37 AM
When you mention that word...preference....it sends chills up my spine. Tell me just how much of that old prewar blues or any actual blues have you listened to? Do you really think you know enought about that brand of music to have an opinion on a par with well...me? I don't know shit about classical music otheR a few names, how could I even have a real opinion or...preference... when all I actuallY have is..ignorance? It's when you get claSsical scholars, blues scholars together..then..you can have a preference.

If I listen to two different versions of the same song and I decide which one I like better, then I prefer one over the other.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:37 AM
When you mention that word...preference....it sends chills up my spine. Tell me just how much of that old prewar blues or any actual blues have you listened to? Do you really think you know enought about that brand of music to have an opinion on a par with well...me? I don't know shit about classical music other than a few names, how could I even have a real opinion or...preference... when all I actuallY have is..ignorance? It's when you get claSsical scholars, blues scholars together..then..you can have a preference.You're an idiot.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:41 AM
If I listen to two different versions of the same song and I decide which one I like better, then I prefer one over the other.

I'll try again...

I'm putting together a tape/CD featuring old Mississsippi Blues pre 1935. Now it's obviously the Skip James original. If I'm putting together a best covers tape/CD then here comes Kelly Joe. There really is no...preference.

leemajors
07-24-2013, 10:41 AM
I'll try again...

I'm putting together a tape/CD featuring old Mississsippi Blues pre 1935. Now it's obviously the Skip James original. If I'm putting togther a best covers tape/CD then here comes Kelly Joe. There really is no...preference.

you're so fucking dense.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:42 AM
You're an idiot.

Yeah, that made no sense whatsoever.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:43 AM
you're so fucking dense.

Dense is thinking you can actually compare music from the 30's and what we hear today. I know..huh???????

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:44 AM
Yeah, that made no sense whatsoever.

Bullshit, you got it and we both know it.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:44 AM
Dense is thinking you can actually compare music from the 30's and what we hear today. I know..huh???????

It's the same song.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:45 AM
Bullshit, you got it and we both know it.

Take it easy. It's too early for a meltdown.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:46 AM
It's the same song.

Actually not even close to be honest. Totally different sound.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:46 AM
Take it easy. It's too early for a meltdown.

That's a meltdown, hahahaha!!!!!!!

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:47 AM
Dense is thinking you can actually compare music from the 30's and what we hear today. I know..huh???????You can compare them.

And have a preference for one over the other.

It's easy.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:49 AM
That's a meltdown, hahahaha!!!!!!!

I just sense one coming on. Preventative maintenance.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:50 AM
I just sense one coming on. Preventative maintenance.

How seriously do you take this shit, well me either...ok? You want a kid to go in that room what do you tell them, yep....do not go in that room...right?

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:51 AM
Actually not even close to be honest. Totally different sound.

If you could only play one version for someone who has never heard the song, which one do you choose?

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:52 AM
How seriously do you take this shit, well me either...ok?You take it extremely seriously.

You meltdown when some has musical tastes slightly different from yours.

That's taking things way too seriously.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:52 AM
How seriously do you take this shit, well me either...ok? You want a kid to go in that room what do you tell them, yep....do not go in that room...right?

Careful. Deep breaths.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 10:53 AM
So Avante's managed to have meltdowns about gay people, other people's posting habits, and shitty blues music in a thread about adoption, while amassing well over 300 posts in his own thread.... pathetic :lol

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:54 AM
If you could only play one version for someone who has never heard the song, which one do you choose?Why I would list the lane assignments for the 200 yard dash of a 1960s track meet, of course.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:55 AM
If you could only play one version for someone who has never heard the song, which one do you choose?

Very bad example.

Let's take this place for an example. If I'm trying to teach the history of them old blues then..Skip James (with most thinking...that old shit sucks) If I want somethig that does sound great and most would agree...Kelly Joe.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 10:57 AM
Very bad example.

Let's take this place for an example. If I'm trying to teach the history of them old blues then..Skip James (with most thinking...that old shit sucks) If I want somethig that does sound great and most would agree...Kelly Joe.

It's not an example, it's a question. One that you refuse to answer.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 10:58 AM
Very bad example.

Let's take this place for an example. If I'm trying to teach the history of them old blues then..Skip James (with most thinking...that old shit sucks) If I want somethig that does sound great and most would agree...Kelly Joe.So to teach people the history of old blues, the last thing you would do is actually play old blues.

You're an idiot.

You can't teach anything.

Avante
07-24-2013, 10:58 AM
So Avante's managed to have meltdowns about gay people, other people's posting habits, and shitty blues music in a thread about adoption, while amassing well over 300 posts in his own thread.... pathetic :lol

translation

Avante, how about my favorite Georgia blues man old Pegleg Howell?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Can never get enought Pegleg.

Y1_8TQ2RHhk&feature=relmfu

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:00 AM
So to teach people the history of old blues, the last thing you would do is actually play old blues.

You're an idiot..

Dude, try reading what I said again, you totally missed it.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:00 AM
Avante feels the shit in his pants and tries to change the subject again.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:01 AM
Dude, try reading what I said again, you totally missed it.Nope, I read it right.

To teach someone about old blues, you would play some cover made 50 years later by a white dude.

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:01 AM
It's not an example, it's a question. One that you refuse to answer.

You're trying to make things too simple, it doesn't work that way with music.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:02 AM
When I teach people about old R&B, I always play "Violent Love" by Oingo Boingo. Works every time!

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:03 AM
Yo're trying to make thing too simple, it doesn't work that way with music.

Sure it does. Kelly Joe could have played a straight cover of the Skip James original, but he didn't. That was his preference.

You keep forgetting that I'm a musician. I know how things work.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:05 AM
Hey look, Avante's trying to hide another meltdown with more "translations" and YouTubes!

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:05 AM
Sure it does. Kelly Joe could have played a straight cover of the Skip James original, but he didn't. That was his preference.

You keep forgetting that I'm a musician. I know how things work.

You really do need to stop with this silly...."I'm a musician"...well so am I, ok? I play some mean ass harmonica. And it means ...0..when talking music.

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:07 AM
Hey look, Avante's trying to hide another meltdown with more "translations" and YouTubes!

That coming from a guy who gets a nut over...you're a faggot...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..and still has never posted a thread here.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:07 AM
You really do need to stop with this slly...."I'm a musician"...well so am I, ok? I play some mean ass harmonica. And it means ...0..when talking music.

:lol

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:08 AM
You really do need to stop with this slly...."I'm a musician"...well so am I, ok? I play some mean ass harmonica. And it means ...0..when talking music.
For someone who loves the appeal-to-authority fallacy as much as you do, you sure are quick to dismiss other people's expertise when it doesn't suit your narrative....

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:08 AM
:lol

Dude, there is nobody in the NFL...nobody...who can talk the NFL with me.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:09 AM
You really do need to stop with this silly...."I'm a musician"...well so am I, ok? I play some mean ass harmonica. And it means ...0..when talking music.Yeah, everyone knows it's more important to have an almanac.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:09 AM
Dude, there is nobody in the NFL...nobody...who can the NFL with me.Except all the people who had better picks than you.

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:10 AM
For someone who loves the appeal-to-authority fallacy as much as you do, you sure are quick to dismiss other people's expertise when it doesn't suit your narrative....

Being a musician don't mean shit when it comes to talking about the who/what/where or when. So you can play some instrument, big deal.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:10 AM
Dude, there is nobody in the NFL...nobody...who can the NFL with me.
1. "The NFL" is not a verb
2. Your picks were so awful last year that you tried to blame them on your son....

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:11 AM
Dude, there is nobody in the NFL...nobody...who can the NFL with me.

That doesn't make any sense.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:11 AM
Being a musician don't mean shit when it comes to talking about the who/what/where or when. So you can play some instrument, big deal.Almanac über alless!

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:12 AM
1. "The NFL" is not a verb
2. Your picks were so awful last year that you tried to blame them on your son....

64% isn't bad.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:13 AM
64% isn't bad.Who had that percentage?

Link.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:13 AM
Being a musician don't mean shit when it comes to talking about the who/what/where or when. So you can play some instrument, big deal.

You are avoiding the issue on preference. You have moved the goalposts.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:15 AM
64% isn't bad.
You had a roughly 50% record....

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:15 AM
That doesn't make any sense.

You're like talking to some kid.

Where's my crayon?

Just because you do something that doesn't mean you know all that much about it. I don't play pro football but could easily take anyone who is to school on the history of his team. So to tell me...I'm a musician...means...0. Unless I 'm trying to learn to play whatever you play.

Getting it now?

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:16 AM
You had a roughly 50% record....

Mason had 50%. The kid had fun with it.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:16 AM
You had a roughly 50% record....Avante was barely above 50% and completely failed with his Super Bowl lock.

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:18 AM
You are avoiding the issue on preference. You have moved the goalposts.

No I'm not. You put music in categories, or should.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:21 AM
Mason had 50%. The kid had fun with it.
It's just pathetic at this point, time to own up to your shit picks....

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:28 AM
It's just pathetic at this point, time to own up to your shit picks....

Blame Blake. We had a ball with guy. Talk about...fun-knee.

This year it's all about me. Will be shooting for 65%, nobody can hit 70%.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:33 AM
Either you're lying or you're really too thin-skinned and scared to post your real picks - either one is pathetic...

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:40 AM
No I'm not. You put music in categories, or should.

You are missing the key element in music, or any art form for that matter . . . how does it make you feel? What emotions does it conjur? Does it move you, or make you want to move? Does it make you happy, sad, angry? Does it remind you of a specific time or place or person?

You don't get that from specific bits of information. That is not trivial. It's not categorical. It's subjective. Preferential.

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:41 AM
Either you're lying or you're really too thin-skinned and scared to post your real picks - either one is pathetic...

Dude, I started gambling on the NFL in the early 70's, yep like everyone else I lost my ass the first few seasons then I came across a pro player....Wayne Root, I bought his book, started watching him on TV, listening to him on the old...Stardust Line...out of Vegas, I learned how to bet the NFL. Now add the teachings of Marc Lawrence another professional gambler.

The trick is isolate "spots" where one team has a multitude of angles favoring them. You don't beat teams as much as you beat the "spot" they are in that week.

I fucked around wth you morons last season, let Mason jack round. This year I will play.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:43 AM
We're talking about football now?

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:44 AM
You are missing the key element in music, or any art form for that matter . . . how does it make you feel? What emotions does it conjur? Does it move you, or make you want to move? Does it make you happy, sad, angry? Does it remind you of a specific time or place or person?

You don't get that from specific bits of information. That is not trivial. It's not categorical. It's subjective. Preferential.

You wanna hear some western swing, bluegrass, do-wop. rap, punk. jazz. reggae...what do you do?

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:45 AM
We're talking about football now?

Multi talented.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 11:47 AM
Dude, I started gambling on the NFL in the early 70's, yep like everyone else I lost my ass the first few seasons then I came across a pro player....Wayne Root, I bought his book, started watching him on TV, listening to him on the old...Stardust Line...out of Vegas, I learned how to bet the NFL. Now add the teachings of Marc Lawrence another professional gambler.

The trick is isolate "spots" where one team has a multitude of angles favoring them. You don't beat teams as much as you beat the "spot" they are in that week.
And yet, your results last year could have easily been gotten just by flipping a coin for each game....

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:49 AM
And yet, your results last year could have easily been gotten just by flipping a coin for each game....

Let's see how I do this season with my picks. You wanna take me on?

I start working on the first 4 weeks the first of August.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:50 AM
You wanna hear some western swing, bluegrass, do-wop. rap, punk. jazz. reggae...what do you do?

All at once? What are you getting at? I don't really think about categories when I want to listen to music.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 11:52 AM
Multi talented.

ADD

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:52 AM
You wanna hear some western swing, bluegrass, do-wop. rap, punk. jazz. reggae...what do you do?You listen to those.

Or you listen to singers or bands you like regardless of category.

It is solely the listener's preference.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:54 AM
Dude, I started gambling on the NFL in the early 70's, yep like everyone else I lost my ass the first few seasons then I came across a pro player....Wayne Root, I bought his book, started watching him on TV, listening to him on the old...Stardust Line...out of Vegas, I learned how to bet the NFL. Now add the teachings of Marc Lawrence another professional gambler.

The trick is isolate "spots" where one team has a multitude of angles favoring them. You don't beat teams as much as you beat the "spot" they are in that week.

I fucked around wth you morons last season, let Mason jack round. This year I will play.You played last year and made up a story when you failed.

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:55 AM
All at once? What are you getting at? I don't really think about categories when I want to listen to music.

It's 2am, you wanna go out to your Fortress of Solitude and chilL by candle light and incence. You now have a choice to make....what to listen to? I don't have anything where it's just a bunch of random stuff tossed together do you?

What radio program do you listen to that doesn't have a format? Ever hear...Willie Nelson, Wayne Newton, Miles Davis, Peter Tosh, Woody Guthrie, The Ramones back to back to......me either. There is a reason when you walk into a music store it's....COUNTRY...JAZZ...ROCK...SPANISH...BLUES..F OLK...ALTERNATIVE....CLASSICAL...honest!

Avante
07-24-2013, 11:56 AM
ADD

Beats the hell out of...DUH

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 11:57 AM
It's 2am, you wanna go out to your Fortress of Solitude and chilk by candle light and incence. You now have a choice to make....what to listen to? I don't have anything where it'sd just a bunch of random stuff tossed together do you?Some do. Some don't. There is no one answer -- it all depends on the listener's preference.


What radio program do you listen to that doesn't have a format? Ever hear...Willie Nelson, Wayne Newton, Miles Davis, Peter Tosh, Woody Guthrie, The Ramones back to back to......me either.There are plenty of free form radio programs out there. You're pretty ignorant and extremely closed-minded.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 12:01 PM
Let's see how I do this season with my picks. You wanna take me on?

I start working on the first 4 weeks the first of August.
Nobody's taking you on because you're a known welcher and you lie about your betting expertise, end of discussion....

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 12:02 PM
It's 2am, you wanna go out to your Fortress of Solitude and chilk by candle light and incence. You now have a choice to make....what to listen to? I don't have anything where it'sd just a bunch of random stuff tossed together do you?

I depends on my mood. I might listen to an album I really like or a playlist . . . I don't make categorically limited playlists though. I go for mood, not categories.


What radio program do you listen to that doesn't have a format? Ever hear...Willie Nelson, Wayne Newton, Miles Davis, Peter Tosh, Woody Guthrie, The Ramones back to back to......me either.

I don't listen to the radio, but I am not morally opposed to a mixed format.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 12:03 PM
Beats the hell out of...DUH

You got that pretty well covered too.

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:04 PM
Mason will not be playing, I will be. Now do what ya want with that.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 12:05 PM
Mason will not be playing, I will be. Now do what ya want with that.Who will you blame when your picks fail like last season?

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:06 PM
I depends on my mood. I might listen to an album I really like or a playlist . . . I don't make categorically limited playlists though. I go for mood, not categories.



I don't listen to the radio, but I am not morally opposed to a mixed format.

BOOM!!!!!...you go with a mood just like we all do. There is no ...mood..where Sinatra, Bach, Patsy Cline, BTO, Bob Marley, Iggy Pop fit. So you'll go with some category.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 12:07 PM
BOOM!!!!!...you go with a mood just lie we all do. There is no ...mood..where Sinatra, Bach, Patsy Cline, BTO, Bob Marley, Iggy Pop fit. So you'll go with some category.Unless you want to listen to all those artists in a playlist.

Why be so small minded?

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:08 PM
Who will you blame when your picks fail like last season?

Are you really this retarded?

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 12:09 PM
Are you really this retarded?You really failed that badly with your picks last season.

Clipper Nation
07-24-2013, 12:09 PM
Mason will not be playing, I will be. Now do what ya want with that.
Until you're hovering around .500 again, at which point it'll be Mason's picks again....

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:12 PM
Until you're hovering around .500 again, at which point it'll be Mason's picks again....

I don't hover around 50%, if I did I wouldn't be betting the NFL.

Do I really need to break down a game for you from a handicapping perspective?

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 12:13 PM
I do't hover around 50%, if I did I wouldn't be betting the NFL.That was your record last season.

I. Hustle
07-24-2013, 12:24 PM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110319050345/villains/images/b/b4/MasonVerger.jpg

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:27 PM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110319050345/villains/images/b/b4/MasonVerger.jpg

Little one, once again....this isn't your thang...ok? You don't have...it...so shoo shoo....

It's like watching a pgymy try to play center in the NBA. The little guy has heart but it's just not going to happen.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 12:35 PM
BOOM!!!!!...you go with a mood just like we all do. There is no ...mood..where Sinatra, Bach, Patsy Cline, BTO, Bob Marley, Iggy Pop fit. So you'll go with some category.

No. You go with categories which you've already admitted. Iggy's version of Well, Did You Evah? would go well with Sinatra. His version of Sea Of Love would be good with Patsy Cline. Punk is really easy to mix with reggae. Classical music isn't really the kind of thing that you listen to on a mix tape. The rest of that stuff isn't that far apart, but obviously you would combine songs that go together and flow, regardless of category. Categories are for old men who can't find what they are looking for in record stores.

ChumpDumper
07-24-2013, 12:36 PM
Little one, once again....this isn't your thang...ok? You don't have...it...so shoo shoo....

It's like watching a pgymy try to play center in the NBA. The little guy has heart but it's just not going to happen.There you go again trying to tell people what to do.

leemajors
07-24-2013, 12:40 PM
No. You go with categories which you've already admitted. Iggy's version of Well, Did You Evah? would go well with Sinatra. His version of Sea Of Love would be good with Patsy Cline. Punk is really easy to mix with reggae. Classical music isn't really the kind of thing that you listen to on a mix tape. The rest of that stuff isn't that far apart, but obviously you would combine songs that go together and flow, regardless of category. Categories are for old men who can't find what they are looking for in record stores.

:lol

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:42 PM
No. You go with categories which you've already admitted. Iggy's version of Well, Did You Evah? would go well with Sinatra. His version of Sea Of Love would be good with Patsy Cline. Classical music isn't really the kind of thing that you listen to on a mix tape. The rest of that stuff isn't that far apart, but obviously you would combine songs that go together an flow, regardless of category. Categories are for old men who can't find what they are looking for in record stores.

So how many jukeboxes have you seen where it's just a bunch of random stuff on them?

Never been to a record store where I coulldn't order what I wanted. Don't get out much do ya?

I have never seen a CD/tape/record (other than a movie soundtrack) jumping all over the place like you are talking about. You see in that business they are trying to make $$$$$$$$$$$, so they zero in on a target audience. Who is going to buy anything with Tony Bennet, The Silencers, George Clinton etc on it?

I really don't buy you mix music like you'e trying to sell.

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:46 PM
:lol

Never heard of ordering what you want I see.

leemajors
07-24-2013, 12:48 PM
So how many jukeboxes have you seen where it's just a bunch of random stuff on them?

Never been to a record store where I coulldn't order what I wanted. Don't get out much do ya?

I have never seen a CD/tape/record (other than a movie soundtrack) jumping all over the place like you are talking about. You see in that business they are trying to make $$$$$$$$$$$, so they zero in on a target audience. Who is going to buy anything with Tony Bennet, The Silencers, George Clinton etc on it?

I really don't buy you mix music like you'e trying to sell.

Nearly every juke in Austin has a wide variety of music on it, due to the wide variety of patrons.

I. Hustle
07-24-2013, 12:50 PM
Little one, once again....this isn't your thang...ok? You don't have...it...so shoo shoo....

It's like watching a pgymy try to play center in the NBA. The little guy has heart but it's just not going to happen.

Starting threads isn't your thing but you continue to do it over and over and over and over and over and over again. You start a thread about gays and adoption but then turn it into your personal youtube collection, meaningless stat talk, trying to save face, etc. etc.

It's like watching an epileptic retard trying to eat an ice cream cone under a disco ball. The little guy has heart but he just ends up creaming his pants.

ohmwrecker
07-24-2013, 12:51 PM
So how many jukeboxes have you seen where it's just a bunch of random stuff on them?

Tons. Welcome to Austin.


Never been to a record store where I coulldn't order what I wanted. Don't get out much do ya?

I live in a city that has well stocked record stores.


I have never seen a CD/tape/record (other than a movie soundtrack) jumping all over the place like you are talking about. You see in that business they are trying to make $$$$$$$$$$$, so they zero in on a target audience. Who is going to buy anything with Tony Bennet, The Silencers, George Clinton etc on it?

I would.


I really don't buy you mix music like you'e trying to sell.

I don't care if you buy it, or not. That's the fact, Jack. I proved it . . . and you ignored it.

Avante
07-24-2013, 12:53 PM
So there I sit, watching the smoke from the candle drift aimlessing towards the ceiling, as does the smoke from the incense stick. I'm all kicked back, chillin' with some..

Donovan
Sam Cooke
Merle Haggard
The Beatles
Minnie Pearl
Hoghead Washington
Bob Marley
Kool and the Gang
Patsy Montana
The Penguins
Josse Stone
Jellyroll Morton
Bing Crosby
Gene Autry


....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!