The Official UEFA Champions League Thread, 2014-15

[pookenstein]

But the ref should have made Müller to shoot the penaldo again. He stopped at one point going into the shot.

[lefty]

Harsh penaldo, though

[FlAVaK]

This is Germany-Brasil all over again.

+1

[pookenstein]

+1

Only thing missing are the inserts of crying men, women and children...

[pookenstein]

What the fuck is happening in Borisov? Assholes trying to steal the headlines from Bayern?

[lefty]

Brahimi can dribble, holy fuck

[Jodelo]

6-0 Donetzk. :lmao

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0fm4wECcAAhaVD.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0foGtVCQAA-u4E.jpg

[pookenstein]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0fm4wECcAAhaVD.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0foGtVCQAA-u4E.jpg

:lmao

[Sportstudi]

Does that mean Bremen is almost as good as Rome? :lol

[FlAVaK]

What the fuck is happening in Borisov? Assholes trying to steal the headlines from Bayern?

I guess italian pride avoids that. Roma fans are still/again celebrating... classy!

[Sportstudi]

6-0 Donetzk. :lmao

Adriano with 4 goals between 28th and 44th minute :lmao

[DAF86]

That pass by Iniesta! :toast

God's one to Neymar was better. :hat

[pookenstein]

Roma fans are still/again celebrating... classy!

True that.

[Sportstudi]

Shakhtar showing everyone how to master BATE

[lefty]

Shakhtar showing everyone how to master BATE
:lol

[Sportstudi]

Fuck me, what a save by Neuer.

[Sportstudi]

Fuck me, what a save by Neuer.

again

[Venti Quattro]

What a pass by Iniesta

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Roma scoring a goal

:lmao Bayern Munich

[Sportstudi]

:lol Roma scoring a goal

:lmao Bayern Munich

being generous :lol like against brazil

[Venti Quattro]

What are the odds of BATE Borisov getting a call from the UEFA Integrity Department? My guess is 1.00

[Sportstudi]

now we have germany - brazil reloaded :lol

[pookenstein]

Let me sum the game up:
9BTTCsY7LXU
6.43-7.30

[Venti Quattro]

being generous :lol like against brazil

:lol 1 AS Roma

:lmao 7 Bayern Munich

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Bartha

[lefty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqqyD0nP1LQ

[lefty]

:rollin Shalke

:lmao choke job

[lefty]

wow shlke sporting is crazy

[lefty]

shalke bailed out by the refs

[Sportstudi]

wow shlke sporting is crazy

lol schalke :lol needing a peno which should never have been one :lol

[Jodelo]

God's one to Neymar was better. :hat

Hell no. It was good (but not tough) but the one from Iniesta was perfect.

[lefty]

:worthy: Brahimi

[Sportstudi]

Adriano scored 5 goals.... wow

[Venti Quattro]

wow shlke sporting is crazy

Best game of the night for sure. Excited for LIV-RMA tomorrow!! Hope Balotelli doesn't disappoint or else Madrid is gonna rout Liverpool per par

[lefty]

:wow Brahimi :lol

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/6C1BCA7B141136442688825131008_21ddc33e92d.5.1.1602 9671638427988125.mp4?versionId=miHi9IPOsYtHbdDfrou 6PlsIJj1_nl6Y

[lefty]

:lol English commentators

Lampard dives to win a penalty against Spurs on Saturday - dubbed "clever and shrewd"
Ivanovic dives to win a penalty against Maribor today - "disrespectful"

Spot the difference.

[Venti Quattro]

40 goals
524664665281167360

[Infinite_limit]

40 goals
524664665281167360
There is no scoring in Soccer, they said

[DAF86]

Hell no. It was good (but not tough) but the one from Iniesta was perfect.

:lmao

Messi not only let the ball right in the perfect place and with the exact amount of pace for Neymar to slam it in with just one touch but he also started the play with a great one-two and got away from one guy to let the Brazilian wide open. That play was a lot harder to make than Iniesta's pass.

[Jodelo]

:lmao

Messi not only let the ball right in the perfect place and with the exact amount of pace for Neymar to slam it in with just one touch but he also started the play with a great one-two and got away from one guy to let the Brazilian wide open. That play was a lot harder to make than Iniesta's pass.

I was just talking about the pass. :lol It was to Neymar in open space to his left with no one around him. :wakeup

So a pass right now is more than just a pass and can start 10 seconds earlier. :lmao

[lefty]

Omfg DAF :lmao

[lefty]

Lol Ancelotti
@MrAncelotti 'This is Anfield' Es un honor jugar en un estadio tan legendario como este con el Real Madrid #HalaMadrid http://t.co/02A9k1aunw

Link to Tweet: https://twitter.com/MrAncelotti/status/524638648214749186

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0fkDsPIEAAq6KU.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Liverpool fans hyping up that Madrid has never won over Liverpool

[lefty]

:lmao Liverpool fans hyping up that Madrid has never won over Liverpool
WE WILL SEE

[Venti Quattro]

WE WILL SEE

They will be in for a rude awakening

[DAF86]

I was just talking about the pass. :lol It was to Neymar in open space to his left with no one around him. :wakeup

So a pass right now is more than just a pass and can start 10 seconds earlier. :lmao


Omfg DAF :lmao

That pass doesn't happen if Messi doesn't do all those previous things so yeah I think it matters this time.

[lefty]

Omg im so getting Roku box with Fiber Sat

150 bucks for a year, all the Bein Sports channels (10), BT sports, Sky Sports, Eurosport, etc, and you still get all the U.S sport channels

Plus, the euro coverage of soccer and analysis just c-stomps what you get from North American networks :lol

Fuck cable

[FlAVaK]

Please not this again:

http://bilder.bild.de/fotos-skaliert/bender-29725532-mfbh-27380544/2,w=308,c=0.bild.jpg

http://www.ruhrnachrichten.de/storage/pic/mdhl/artikelbilder/sport/4259393_1_sport-bender.jpg

http://www.express.de/image/view/2012/10/23/20942746,16639924,highRes,DI30166_20121122.jpg

[lefty]

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

[lefty]

:rollin

[lefty]

IronMexican

[lefty]

525005550581710849

[lefty]

:lmao
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[DAF86]

Isn't Madrid supossed to be playing some mighty EPL team on England? It looks like Getafe on the Bernabeu, tbh.

[lefty]

I dont think Madrid will score another goal. Expect some early subs, we have the Clasico soon

[Jodelo]

I dont think Madrid will score another goal. Expect some early subs, we have the Clasico soon

Yep.

Madrid just doing work. Controlling the match.

[lefty]

Omg im so getting Roku box with Fiber Sat

150 bucks for a year, all the Bein Sports channels (10), BT sports, Sky Sports, Eurosport, etc, and you still get all the U.S sport channels

Plus, the euro coverage of soccer and analysis just c-stomps what you get from North American networks :lol

Fuck cable
omg I'm flipping channels between Bein Sport France and Sky Sports, I can't decide :lol

Adios cable :lol

resistanze

[Sportstudi]

arsenal :lol

[FlAVaK]

Please not this again:

...

Probably Bender has a broken arm/elbow :bang

[Sportstudi]

Probably Bender has a broken arm/elbow :bang

brutal turks

[resistanze]

omg I'm flipping channels between Bein Sport France and Sky Sports, I can't decide :lol

Adios cable :lol

resistanze

Wait wait What do you have? Just Roku? How does satellite fit in?

[resistanze]

Finish outside of top 4...check
Crash out of CL...check

:cry almost there

[quentin_compson]

Arsenal easily getting outplayed by a third-rate (in CL terms) side like Anderlecht. :lol
Will Wenger never ever leave? :lol
Arsenal turning the game around giving Wenger excuses for all the shit that is going down on and on again :lol

[lefty]

Wait wait What do you have? Just Roku? How does satellite fit in?
Roku box
+
Fiber Sat (look it up on Google)


No satellite

[Venti Quattro]

Finish outside of top 4...check
Crash out of CL...check

:cry almost there
:lmao Anderlecht

[Sportstudi]

lol anderlecht, lol instanbul

[Sportstudi]

Arsenal easily getting outplayed by a third-rate (in CL terms) side like Anderlecht. :lol
Will Wenger never ever leave? :lol
Arsenal turning the game around giving Wenger excuses for all the shit that is going down on and on again :lol

:lmao

[Sportstudi]

lol juventus :lmao :lol :lmao

[lefty]

Lineker going HAM !!!!! :rollin

Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker 55m55 minutes ago
We might have to stop pretending that the Premier League's the strongest in the world. Most entertaining it may be, but La Liga is stronger.

[resistanze]

:lmao Anderlecht

Lefty sized jinx. Wow

[lefty]

Lefty sized jinx. Wow
http://www.arab-iptv.com/product/bestiptv

[Venti Quattro]

Lefty sized jinx. Wow
Arsenal get outplayed for 90 minutes and win anyway. Sickening

[quentin_compson]

Seriously though, Arsenal winning this game doesn't mean shit when it comes to all the things that have been going wrong for such a long time. Just look at the way they conceded the goal. This kind of defending that doesn't deserve its name has been on display time and time again over the last couple of years. Mertesacker is half-assing following the player to the edge of the box and then half-assing going back to defend the cross. The result: He is being caught in no man's land, and the rest of the crew follow suit as far as the half-assing goes. This just doesn't cut it, and if things like that don't improve over a couple of years, it's kind of tough not to blame that on the manager/coach (both of those guys are named Wenger, methinks).

[Sportstudi]

We didn't deserve winning this, but honestly, I don't give a shit. A win is a win.

[Sportstudi]

http://www.wdr.de/bilder/mediendb/Fotostrecken/einslive/magazin/sport/2014/wm/140616_poldi_dpa_bg_m.jpg

[Brazil]

:cry Benzema, 40th goal in champions league :cry
:cry better ratio than Henry :cry
:cry only 27 y/o :cry
:cry playing next euro with Varane and Pogba :cry
:cry in the shadow of cr7 but doing his stuff :cry
:cry beautiful :cry

[quentin_compson]

:cry Benzema, 40th goal in champions league :cry
:cry better ratio than Henry :cry
:cry only 27 y/o :cry
:cry playing next euro with Varane and Pogba :cry
:cry in the shadow of cr7 but doing his stuff :cry
:cry beautiful :cry

Very talented player, but he has been pulling this stunt a bit too often:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP1Klk7fNTo

[Blizzardwizard]

Ronaldo asserting himself as the alpha player in the world once again. Missi can only dream of reaching his heights (lol).

[Brazil]

Very talented player, but he has been pulling this stunt a bit too often:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP1Klk7fNTo

Yup

totally true

[IronMexican]

Suarez effect

[IronMexican]

Very talented player, but he has been pulling this stunt a bit too often:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP1Klk7fNTo

:cry

[Infinite_limit]

http://i.imgur.com/b0gZSWS.jpg

[lefty]

But later ................... :lol

525044016665346048

[Infinite_limit]

Lefty

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/boy_zps68c6e3e1.png

[lefty]

Infinite

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/boy_zps68c6e3e1.png

[resistanze]

Seriously though, Arsenal winning this game doesn't mean shit when it comes to all the things that have been going wrong for such a long time. Just look at the way they conceded the goal. This kind of defending that doesn't deserve its name has been on display time and time again over the last couple of years. Mertesacker is half-assing following the player to the edge of the box and then half-assing going back to defend the cross. The result: He is being caught in no man's land, and the rest of the crew follow suit as far as the half-assing goes. This just doesn't cut it, and if things like that don't improve over a couple of years, it's kind of tough not to blame that on the manager/coach (both of those guys are named Wenger, methinks).

Yeah, I think at this point Gunners fans have to pray hard for a finish outside of the top 4. Wenger might play the injury card but if their season is disastrous enough, it won't matter. there needs to be wholesale changes as Wenger refuses to fill the voids everyone has known for years. I mean sending out an over-the-hill Flamini (who was never that good to begin with) is all you need to know. Refusing Cesc and captaining Arteta speaks volumes. We know Arsenal is not a contender for EPL or CL. FA Cup is unlikely and really not good enough anyways.

[lefty]

Yeah, I think at this point Gunners fans have to pray hard for a finish outside of the top 4. Wenger might play the injury card but if their season is disastrous enough, it won't matter. there needs to be wholesale changes as Wenger refuses to fill the voids everyone has known for years. I mean sending out an over-the-hill Flamini (who was never that good to begin with) is all you need to know. Refusing Cesc and captaining Arteta speaks volumes. We know Arsenal is not a contender for EPL or CL. FA Cup is unlikely and really not good enough anyways.
Did you check the link I posted for the Roku stuff ?

[resistanze]

Did you check the link I posted for the Roku stuff ?

Yeah, I know what Roku is, but wtf is fibersat :lol

It's all in French. I see lots of sports and North African programming tbh. Do you install it on top of Roku?

[lefty]

Yeah, I know what Roku is, but wtf is fibersat :lol

It's all in French. I see lots of sports and North African programming tbh. Do you install it on top of Roku?
That list is incomplete tbh; it lists 2 Bein Sports channels , but I have 10 of them (France, Spain, arab, UK)
You also have Skysports, BT sports, Eurosport for soccer

I dont really watch the non-sport arab or french channels (although French news anchors shit on the north american ones)


It's mostly for sports tbh; I can watch ANY soccer game I want
(And you still get U.S chanels for NFL, NBA and stuff)

Also the good thing with European channels is that the commercials are not louder than the reat of the programs :tu

Roku is the box but you know that.

You susbscribe to Fiber Sat; you get you access codes once you have susbscribed.

Plug your box to you TV via HDMI; it's wireless, but you can also connect it to your modem if it's close to yourTV

You login and you.re good to go


Around 150 dollars per year; think about what you are paying cable companies
You pay a little more than 150 for Bein SPorts U.S or Sportsnet World alone :lmao

:lol cable
:lol Bein Sports U.S
:lol 15 bucks per month
:lol Rogers Sportsnet
:lol doesnt show every game
:lol shitty sound, , Anfield sounded empty yesterday (I mean before Madrid scored )
:lol put their ugly Sportsnet scoreboard on top of the nice, official UEFA one :flipoff

[NASpurs]

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), does that shit work outside of Canada? That fiber sat shit sounds great, no lie. Do you get all the Spurs games?

And are there other companies like these? And am I funding a terrorist organization if I subscribe? Saw that most of the channels were terrorist so I'm kind of worried here.

[lefty]

:lol no funding
I dont know if it works outside in Canada; it should imo, I dont see why not
I recently got it, so I havent been through all the U.S channels; I saw ESPN 1-2-3 IIRC, NBA TV; also FOX, ABC, TNT etc ....
I dont watch a lot of Spurs regualr season games TBH, watched maybe 2 last season :lol (waiting for the playoffs ,lol)

[lefty]

There is also this package:

http://www.arab-iptv.com/product/mag250

(the one I actually have)

[NASpurs]

http://gadgetadventure.com/products/wowtv-for-roku

Holy shit, that's a lot of channels for about 20 euros a month. I wonder if they check where the IP is coming from. Probably would have to get a VPN.

[NASpurs]

There is also this package:

http://www.arab-iptv.com/product/mag250

(the one I actually have)

Are they HD channels? Does it ever lag really bad?

[lefty]

Are they HD channels? Does it ever lag really bad?
I got one little lag so far

The resolution for all channels is HD

Sometimes it's super crispy, great quality, sometimes it's just ok, but I can live with that considering the price and all the channels
Thjat being said, channels have been crystal clear 95% of the time (so far)


I watched some 2014 WC games @ a friend on Bein Sport France, coverage was awesome tbh
And Wenger was a consultant in Brazil :lol

[Infinite_limit]

$20 Euro / Month = 150 Dollars a year

[gnsf0946]

taking advice from lefty :lmao

get ready to have your house raided by a SWAT team :lol

[Jodelo]

taking advice from lefty :lmao

get ready to have your house raided by a SWAT team :lol

:lmao

[lefty]

taking advice from lefty :lmao

get ready to have your house raided by a SWAT team :lol
:lol panicking because you see arabic language
:lol pussies

[Infinite_limit]

Miss this team. Flawless and playing in complete sync. Clobbered Real Madrid 4-1

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/25/article-2314562-19780441000005DC-357_634x386.jpg

[lefty]

Bump

:lol Liverpool
:lol EPL (except Chelsea tbh)
:lol Gerrard
:lol Balotellitaly

[Venti Quattro]

"Brendan Rodgers to rest Steven Gerrard in the game against Real Madrid to focus on the Chelsea game."

:lmao What a quit on the Champions League

[lefty]

"Brendan Rodgers to rest Steven Gerrard in the game against Real Madrid to focus on the Chelsea game."

:lmao What a quit on the Champions League
It's not like he has had any impact lately

[Venti Quattro]

It's not like he has had any impact lately

Rodgers quitPERIOD

:lmao LOLerpool

[lefty]

Rodgers quitPERIOD

:lmao LOLerpool
Creepy Rodgers meets Ancelotti :lmao

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/rodgers1.jpghttps://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/KWp0RntTcBvYLBI7m7NoNQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-10-23/ed332db0-5aa7-11e4-8eef-a30ee0a3d2ba_brenda1.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

Creepy Rodgers meets Ancelotti :lmao

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/rodgers1.jpghttps://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/KWp0RntTcBvYLBI7m7NoNQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-10-23/ed332db0-5aa7-11e4-8eef-a30ee0a3d2ba_brenda1.jpg

lol game hasnt started, and his casting hexes?

[Jodelo]

Varane instead of Pepe. :toast

529700804920623104

[lefty]

lol game hasnt started, and his casting hexes?
that was @ Anfield

[Infinite_limit]

Meanwhile Fox Soccer is more than happy to air the sandbagging

Liverpool B side getting shit pushed in & Arsenal facing a B Tier club?


Further proof why Futbol is struggling in America. Showing shitty British matches

[Infinite_limit]

Cool goal Benzema. Now switch games to something worthwhile.

[NASpurs]

The Chilean God carrying the team once again. :cry Too good for this crappy team.

[resistanze]

The Chilean God carrying the team once again. :cry Too good for this crappy team.

Bruh hook a nigga up with a link, I'm at work :cry

[NASpurs]

Bruh hook a nigga up with a link, I'm at work :cry

I'll PM it to you because the guy is being an asshole about posting his link online.

[quentin_compson]

That goal was the embodiment of what Alexis is about as a player: A combination of great talent and sheer will power.

[quentin_compson]

Miss this team. Flawless and playing in complete sync. Clobbered Real Madrid 4-1

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/25/article-2314562-19780441000005DC-357_634x386.jpg

It's a shame their great season wasn't rewarded with the CL title. That goal by Lewandowski against Real was one of the greatest (especially in such an important game) that I've ever seen.

[NASpurs]

Chambo making it 3-0

[NASpurs]

and he scored because the Chilean God made it happen. :cry

[NASpurs]

:lol a penaldo

[resistanze]

choke job :lol

[NASpurs]

Gibbs saving that Arsenal ass

[NASpurs]

THE CHOKE IS COMPLETED!

[NASpurs]

:lmao ARSENAL

[resistanze]

Chokejob of the year :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Liverpool

[resistanze]

Let's be serious though this game had no effect. They'll finish second in the group regardless and get raped in the round of 16.

[NASpurs]

Let's be serious though this game had no effect. They'll finish second in the group regardless and get raped in the round of 16.


:cry dat top 16 money

[resistanze]

:cry dat top 16 money

:lol That's why Arsenal needs to finish in 7th this year tbh. Take away that money and force Wenger out

[Kyle Orton]

Arsenal is fucking garbage tbh


madrid played like shit today as well

[Venti Quattro]

Let's be serious though this game had no effect. They'll finish second in the group regardless and get raped in the round of 16.
:lol Arsenal likes complicating things

[FlAVaK]

:lol Arsenal likes complicating things

Nah, Anderlecht doesn`t beat Dortmund, so they are safe second.

[Infinite_limit]

Wenger playing checkers
Klopp playing Chess

[Kyle Orton]

Lol kinda hoping Dortmund wins the CL but gets relegated in bundesliga

[quentin_compson]

Let's be serious though this game had no effect. They'll finish second in the group regardless and get raped in the round of 16.

That's right, but still ... this game just sums up Arsenal in the last couple of years: No real collective backbone, no real collective confidence. I mean second rate opponents can be down by two or three or even four goals at the Emirates and yet they know that they always have a chance at getting back into the game. It's just a kind of collective fuck-up that happens time and time again. I think Wenger was a great manager, he was a genius in a certain period of time, but even great minds sometimes are right in what they do only for a little while. It should be time to move on - for him and the club he did so much for.

[Venti Quattro]

Lol kinda hoping Dortmund wins the CL but gets relegated in bundesliga

Will the UEFA allow them to defend if they get relegated?

[Infinite_limit]

Will the UEFA allow them to defend if they get relegated?
You get automatic spot

[Venti Quattro]

You get automatic spot

Yeah I understand that but being relegated is something else. The UCL has Europe's best and I'm not sure if they will have a Div 2 team as defending winners

[Infinite_limit]

Yeah I understand that but being relegated is something else. The UCL has Europe's best and I'm not sure if they will have a Div 2 team as defending winners
EDIT: Nevermind

Yeah I understand the awkwardness but not each League is equal

[lefty]

Meanwhile Fox Soccer is more than happy to air the sandbagging

Liverpool B side getting shit pushed in & Arsenal facing a B Tier club?


Further proof why Futbol is struggling in America. Showing shitty British matches
same shit in Canada


"We speak English, so we are giving priority to British soccer because our pasty white English speaking viewers can relate to the pasty white UK players "

I remember when Celtic beat a coasting Barcelona team, we had more Celtic coverage in the CL the following season :lmao

[resistanze]

I remember when Celtic beat a coasting Barcelona team, we had more Celtic coverage in the CL the following season :lmao

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rod.gif

[Venti Quattro]

I remember when Celtic beat a coasting Barcelona team, we had more Celtic coverage in the CL the following season :lmao

Oh my god Barcelona and Celtic were sucking each other's dicks in social media, it was unbearable.

[lefty]

Oh my god Barcelona and Celtic were sucking each other's dicks in social media, it was unbearable.

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lol

No wonder they were sucking each other's dicks, these are the two teams from territories who are wanting secession from their mother countries. :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

No wonder they were sucking each other's dicks, these are the two teams from territories who are wanting secession from their mother countries. :lmao :lmao

:lol gay love secession

[Venti Quattro]

:lol gay love secession

:lmao :lmao

[pookenstein]

It's a shame their great season wasn't rewarded with the CL title.

Now you're beeing silly.

[Brazil]

Benzema on a roll lately tbh fwiw

[lefty]

Benzema on a roll lately tbh fwiw
Lately?

Since ancelotti took over

[Brazil]

Lately?

Since ancelotti took over

yup

it seems him and ronaldo are improving a lot their plays together... solid duo all around

[lefty]

yup

it seems him and ronaldo are improving a lot their plays together... solid duo all around

As I said last year, Benzema is the perfect CF for our system; I never wanted Falcao, Cavani etc... they may be great finishers, but they wouldnt have been great in that frontline tbh

Benz can score, create for others beautifully, has amazing balance and his work rate on the defensive end is underrated

I guess Suarez would have worked. but you dont want to lose him for 10 months


And with Bale fully fit : the fucking BBC , bishes

(in before HarlemHeat checks this thread because of "BBC")

[Kyle Orton]

Yup BBC is back. Sucks that either James or isco won't be in the starting 11 (presumably) because they're both in form

[lefty]

Isco will bite the dust

[gnsf0946]

Only time will tell but i think the team overall would be better with James and Isco than Bale+ Isco/James

[pookenstein]

Bayern will beat Roma 2-0, maybe 3-0. Then theyll play with a better youth squad (Weiser, Höjbjerg and maybe one or two from or women's team) @City, losing that game 1-3 and close the group stage with a easy 4-0 vs Russia.
After that they'll draw Arsenal and destroy them, like they did the past few years.

Honestly, if it wasn't Bayern I'd be missing, I wouldn't bother switching on the CL before the QF, where things might get slightly interesting for us. Same goes for the other contender to win the league, Real.

[resistanze]

:lmao EPL
:lmao shit league
:lmao regressed significantly
:lmao used to have 3 of 4 teams in semis
:lmao maybe 1 will reach QF this year

[Jodelo]

Neymar is not allowed to take a free kick, while Messi is being busy practicing field goals.:lol

[resistanze]

:lmao Shitty with 2 red cards

[resistanze]

EPL roundup: Liverpool quit before stepping onto the field, Arsenal choked a 3-0 lead, Man City got fucked at home while getting 2 players sent off, and Chelsea tied an unknown team after choking away food stamps.

[Venti Quattro]

EPL roundup: Liverpool quit before stepping onto the field, Arsenal choked a 3-0 lead, Man City got fucked at home while getting 2 players sent off, and Chelsea tied an unknown team after choking away food stamps.

Meanwhile the La Liga has three shoo-ins for the UCL QF and they are still called a boring, bankrupt top-flight league

[lefty]

:cry Brahimi
:cry GOAT

:cry Slimani scored too

[NASpurs]

Ever since the birthday shit, Yaya has gone stupid hasn't he?

gif of his second yellow: http://gfycat.com/FarUnkemptAmericanbobtail

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1tZyoHCUAEAva7.jpg

Venti Quattro here is swastika

[Infinite_limit]

Yaya Toure being a typical Non-White player. You can't make this stuff up

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao Vincent Kompany :lmao :lmao

:lol will not play at Arsenal for £60 million and two Ferraris

:lmao losing to CSKA Moscow

:lol out of the group stage

[lefty]

:lmao :lmao Vincent Kompany :lmao :lmao

:lol will not play at Arsenal for £60 million and two Ferraris

:lmao losing to CSKA Moscow

:lol out of the group stage
:lol won more titles than Arsenal in the last 3 years

[resistanze]

Yaya Toure being a typical Non-White player. You can't make this stuff up
Yeah like joey Barton's chimp out against city

[Venti Quattro]

LIV-CHE tomorrow :hungry:

:lol Gerrard

:lol This does not fucking slip

:lmao slips

[lefty]

Chelsea is going to obliterate Liverpool

[Blizzardwizard]

:lmao EPL
:lmao shit league
:lmao regressed significantly
:lmao used to have 3 of 4 teams in semis
:lmao maybe 1 will reach QF this year

EPL>>>>La Sleepa


:downspin:that

[scott]

Meanwhile, the last place Bundesliga team has 12 points through 4 games :lol

[pookenstein]

Here's something to start the game day the right way. I give you::::

Carsten Jancker. The greatest striker of his generation. All women wanted him, all men wanted to be like him.

owbM7haDOd4

[pookenstein]

J:lole He:lmaort. LMAO

[pookenstein]

10 vs 11? Where's the problem? City... :lmao

[DAF86]

Fucking Aguero sucked dick all WC long, smh.

[it's me]

Fucking Aguero sucked dick all WC long, smh.

Specially the final ..... just like fathuain.... and Di-piscinas injured. Argies had bad luck in the WCF TBH.

[Kyle Orton]

Holy fuck that was clutch

city needed a tie between roma and Moscow and got that. Needed a win vs bayern and got it. We staaacked

[gnsf0946]

J:lole He:lmaort. LMAO


10 vs 11? Where's the problem? City... :lmao

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

10 vs 11? Where's the problem? City... :lmao
How do you like Sergio Aguero now? :lmao :lmao :lmao

[pookenstein]

:lmao

My J:lole He:lmaort was spot on, tbh. I give you the :lmao for my 10 vs 11 though.
:bobo

And you should have Al:lolnsoed and/or B:lolatenged me...

[pookenstein]

How do you like Sergio Aguero now? :lmao :lmao :lmao

I couldn't care less. But in all fairness: he was ice cold converting the two gifts we gave him.
Actually, I hope we'll meet them again. I have zero respect for City and fear them even less.

[quentin_compson]

Bayern losing is always a good thing - even when it is in a meaningless game against a City side that seems as terrified of the CL as Matt Bonner is of the playoffs.
Also, lol Schalke for thinking Di Matteo is any good.

[Venti Quattro]

Bayern losing is always a good thing - even when it is in a meaningless game against a City side that seems as terrified of the CL as Matt Bonner is of the playoffs.
Also, lol Schalke for thinking Di Matteo is any good.

:lol Almost all the Germans 'round this bend hate Bayern

[quentin_compson]

:lol Almost all the Germans 'round this bend hate Bayern

I'll admit I really used to hate them. :lol I don't any more, but I still dislike them and could never ever root for them in any game whatsoever. But in Germany, most people that are not Bayern fans tend to hate or at least dislike them.

[lefty]

I'll admit I really used to hate them. :lol I don't any more, but I still dislike them and could never ever root for them in any game whatsoever. But in Germany, most people that are not Bayern fans tend to hate or at least dislike them.
Go Bayern Go Bayern


Mein Neggers

http://www.planetworldcup.com/CUPS/1982/Wc82_09s.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiTqnteW6Jc9Dd03es6DxQ8eH_JCvno HwtV88-lbBNPBWfQ8oGlQ

[IronMexican]

Fuck bad luck at the WC excuse. Germany was just deeper. Maybe the best 11 vs 11 was almost equal(imo edge to Germany), but Germany was just a much deeper team. Once Agüero was unhealthy, who was going to replace him? higuain isn't dependable enough. Reus and Khedira go down for Germany and they have people who are competent enough to replace them.

[Infinite_limit]

Lol @ the thought of beaners beating Deutschland

[Jodelo]

537673084233580544

[lefty]

meh

Knock out stage pls

[NASpurs]

:lol Dortmund

[resistanze]

I need a stream for Arsenal - why the FUCK is streamsp wasting a slot on Liverpool?

[NASpurs]

Sanogo is such trash.

[resistanze]

Sanchez is dirty

[lefty]

Sanchez is dirty
BTW, regular Sportsnet has been replaying older EPL games

Watched Everton-Chelsea (2006-2007) yesterday

Entertaining


And Arteta was a beast back then

[DAF86]

Fuck bad luck at the WC excuse. Germany was just deeper. Maybe the best 11 vs 11 was almost equal(imo edge to Germany), but Germany was just a much deeper team. Once Agüero was unhealthy, who was going to replace him? higuain isn't dependable enough. Reus and Khedira go down for Germany and they have people who are competent enough to replace them.

It wasn't just Aguero, It was Higuain and Di Maria too. 3/4 of Argentina's attack was injured.

[Infinite_limit]

It wasn't just Aguero, It was Higuain and Di Maria too. 3/4 of Argentina's attack was injured.Argentina was a Defensive team. Missing players from their attack made little difference.

[resistanze]

BTW, regular Sportsnet has been replaying older EPL games

Watched Everton-Chelsea (2006-2007) yesterday

Entertaining


And Arteta was a beast back then

:cry When Arteta had legs

Remember pre-Mou era Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink playing for Chelsea? :lol

[lefty]

:cry When Arteta had legs

Remember pre-Mou era Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink playing for Chelsea? :lol
holy shit blast from the past
Hasselbaink :lol

Back to Mou era:

:cry Essien was a beast

:cry Makelele, not good enough for Florentino Perez


:lmao Carvalho

[NASpurs]

:cry the Chilean God strikes again

[FlAVaK]

:cry the Chilean God strikes again

dat cochones...

[NASpurs]

This forum needs gfycat embed support so we can use a command instead of posting full gifs.

I don't want to be an asshole and post gifs, especially big ones for people on cell phones.

https://gfycat.com/HospitableMealyAnemonecrab

Alexis' goal was beautiful :cry

[resistanze]

Arsenal winning meaningless games like they're supposed to win

[quentin_compson]

Holy crap, that was actually a surprisingly decent game from Arsenal.

[resistanze]

Holy crap, that was actually a surprisingly decent game from Arsenal.

Because there was no pressure. They were pretty much locked into second place after their collapse toafter their collapse to Anderlecht...

[Venti Quattro]

Because there was no pressure. They were pretty much locked into second place after their collapse toafter their collapse to Anderlecht...

I'm happy that they won this game after that stinker from United. I still can't get over it. The turds are at their weakest and Arsenal still couldn't beat them

[FlAVaK]

Wasn´t that meaningless for Arsenal: a 3:0 would have meant, that winning @Gala and Dortmund not winning against Anderlecht would be enough for Arsenal to get the first spot! Now, they need a 6:0 minimum @Gala and Dortmund drawing or losing...

[FlAVaK]

So one less goal today means 5 more goals needed in the last game. I wouldn´t call that meaningles...

[Venti Quattro]

Dortmund not winning against Anderlecht

You're kidding right

[FlAVaK]

Probably. But the way Dortmund played today, anything can happen... They are really in a slump rigth now!

[DAF86]

Argentina was a Defensive team. Missing players from their attack made little difference.

lol no. The more defensive you are the more important is to have World Class attackers than can create (and finish) chances out of nothing.

[lefty]

I'm happy that they won this game after that stinker from United. I still can't get over it. The turds are at their weakest and Arsenal still couldn't beat them
no excuse tbh

[resistanze]

Wasn´t that meaningless for Arsenal: a 3:0 would have meant, that winning @Gala and Dortmund not winning against Anderlecht would be enough for Arsenal to get the first spot! Now, they need a 6:0 minimum @Gala and Dortmund drawing or losing...

BVB isn't losing bro. If Arsenal didn't blow a 3-0 lead against Anderlecht in 15 minutes, then we'd be in for a good final game.

[FlAVaK]

BVB isn't losing bro. If Arsenal didn't blow a 3-0 lead against Anderlecht in 15 minutes, then we'd be in for a good final game

Not winning isn´t necessarily losing ;-)

If it´s a draw in Dortmund against Anderlecht, a simple 1:0 for Arsenal would have been enough in Istanbul, if they had won 3:0 today. Now they need a 6:0 there, assuming Dortmund draws against Anderlecht, which is possible...

[resistanze]

Not winning isn´t necessarily losing ;-)

If it´s a draw in Dortmund against Anderlecht, a simple 1:0 for Arsenal would have been enough in Istanbul, if they had won 3:0 today. Now they need a 6:0 there, assuming Dortmund draws against Anderlecht, which is possible...

Yes, forgot about the stupid tiebreaker rules for CL....head-to-head crap...

But hoping they'd beat Dortmund 3-0 is ambitious and then hoping BVB ties the next game is asking for a lot. The point I was making was that throwing away 2 points and a 3 goal differential with Anderlecht in 15 minutes was more in their control, and the royally screwed up. Anything can happen, but not betting on it.

[Venti Quattro]

Key matches for Matchday 6:

Group A: None, unless Atletico beat Juve by 8 goals in Turin, or Olympiakos beat Malmo by 8 goals.

Group B: Liverpool v Basel

Group C: Monaco v Zenit

Group D: :lol Arsenal

Group E: Roma v Manchester City

Group F: :lol PSG :lol Barcelona

Group G: Sporting CP and Schalke are still both in it; Sporting face Chelsea at Stamford Bridge while Schalke are at home against Maribor.

Group H: None.

[lefty]

Sporting is pretty much fucked

But my negga Slimani has scored 2 goals in the CL :cry

Doesn't matter, Porto's superstar Brahimi will carry the torch in the knock out stage :cry

[Kyle Orton]

Madrid played like asshole today

[lefty]

Madrid played like asshole today

Already qualified

Coasting

[Kyle Orton]

Already qualified

Coasting
True but bale is out of form. Think we actually play better in a 4-4-2 this year which means no BBC. Can't wait for group stage to end. Been boring as fick

[quentin_compson]

Because there was no pressure. They were pretty much locked into second place after their collapse toafter their collapse to Anderlecht...

No pressure? I wouldn't say that, after the game/result against United. But you are right about them being pretty much stuck at second place at best before the Dortmund game. And I also guess that BVB didn't really treat that game as a must win one - and why should they have.

[lefty]

@AlexShawESPN: Incredible post match with Lambert/Rodgers.

Lambert: "We answered some critics."
Rodgers:"We were outstanding."

It was 2-2 with Ludogorets

[AlexJones]

Liverpool back to being the mid-table club they're supposed to be

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Barca's ceiling in CL is the semi-finals.

[Jodelo]

542384595153334272

Not sure why so many main guys are playing...

[lefty]

Why the fuck is Ronaldo playing?

[quentin_compson]

Because he wants to inflate his stats with meaningless goals?

More importantly: Where is the GALATASARAY WILL BEAT ARSENAL thread?

[Jodelo]

Because he wants to inflate his stats with meaningless goals?

More importantly: Where is the GALATASARAY WILL BEAT ARSENAL thread?

I CAN'T SEE!

[FlAVaK]

More importantly: Where is the GALATASARAY WILL BEAT ARSENAL thread?

:lmao

But Arsenal already with the lead. On pace to the 6:0...

Edit: 2:0

[lefty]

I CAN'T SEE!

[lefty]

:lmao

On pace to the 6:0...


LETS WAIT AND SEE

[lefty]

Because he wants to inflate his stats with meaningless goals?


Meaningless goals?


Are we talking about Alexis Sanchez ?

[FlAVaK]

Penaldo!

[Jodelo]

Meh, just allow Bale's goal and Ludogorets play in full strength. Ref too quick although correct.

Ronaldo's passes/vision have been great this season so far.

[lefty]

Penaldo!
My niggo!

[lefty]

Meh, just allow Bale's goal and Ludogorets play in full strength. Ref too quick although correct.

Ronaldo's passes/vision have been great this season so far.
Leading La Liga in scoring AND assists

[resistanze]

Meaningless goals?


Are we talking about Alexis Sanchez ?

No - those are good goals on a meaningless TEAM.

[lefty]

:lol Liverpool :lmao

[FlAVaK]

No - those are good goals on a meaningless TEAM.

:lol

[lefty]

No - those are good goals on a meaningless TEAM.
or meaningless goals because they lose regularly tbh

[Jodelo]

:lmao Liverpool

[lefty]

:lol Liverpool
:lol Gerrard
:lol "you'll never walk alone chant"
:lol ugly drunk soccer fans
:lol worshipping millionaires
:lol shit city
:lol outdated "mythic" stadium

:lol but we dont need Luis
:lol Lambert is World Class
:lol Lollana

:lol letting their best CB walk away

[Sportstudi]

Markovic red card :lmao

http://i.imgur.com/tyjBFbu.gif

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Lolerpool

[Venti Quattro]

BASEL ARE YOU SERIOUS

[Blizzardwizard]

Stevie G :wow

Still a hero to me damnit :cry

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Basel still qualify

[FlAVaK]

And Dortmund drew, as I said. So Arsenal fucked up the first spot three times in the last three games:

Not winning against Anderlecht, not scoring a third against Dortmund and not doubling their halftime-lead at Gala...

[pookenstein]

Group A: no need to actually play. Madrid and Juve
Group B: I actually give Basel a slim chance to upset Liverpool and advance. They have done it before.
Group C: pretty even group. Not very interesting, but even. I go with Bayer and Monaco.
Group D: easy work for Dortmund and Arsenal. Anderlecht is a sure four to six points and nobody takes Gala serious.
Group E: Group of death. Three good to ok teams fight for the second place after Bayern.
Group F: see Group A: Barca and Paris
Group G: Chelsea and normally Schalke. But I think Lissabon has a chance to beat Schalke for the second place. Schalke tends to fuck things up from time to time.
Group H: Bilbao, Porto, Barrysau and Donezk? Does anybody really care?

Seriously guys, if you have any question about football, just ask. I live to serve and I'm here to help.
:bobo

[DAF86]

Just saw Tristiano scored. Let me guess: Penaldo?

[NASpurs]

And Dortmund drew, as I said. So Arsenal fucked up the first spot three times in the last three games:

Not winning against Anderlecht, not scoring a third against Dortmund and not doubling their halftime-lead at Gala...

Well it is Arsenal after all . Expecting anything else than them fucking up is setting yourself up for disappointment.

[lefty]

Just saw Tristiano scored. Let me guess: Penaldo?

Fuck yeah

Cuz he converts them unlike midget