The Official UEFA Champions League Thread, 2014-15

[NASpurs]

:lmao Bayern

[ElNono]

Bayern didn't play a bad game... parked the bus pretty well up to the 80th min, tbh....

[NASpurs]

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[Jodelo]

Sorry guys, but I won't be able to enlighten you with my football wisdom tonight. I'm going out with my girl. I will watch the game in a pub, but won't be able to log on to ST.

BAYERN WILL WIN. YOU'LL SEE, MOFOS! MÜller (2x), BERNAT AND LEWANDOWSKI! 4-1, BITCHES!

:lmao

[Amuseddaysleeper]

LOL Messi fucking raped Germany!

Neuer's bullshit pre game comments "Time to show Messi who's boss" can suck it, that little arrogant faggot.

[quentin_compson]

Not trying to make excuses for Boateng, but that could have happened to any defender in the world. He is obviously at a disadvantage from the start because he has to move sideways and/or backwards - plus the best player in the world is coming for him.
Incredible performance from Messi. It wasn't just the goals (though they were very much needed today), it was feeling and seeing that he can always create a goal-scoring opportunity for himself or others out of pretty much thin air.
As great as Neuer was, Suarez has to score that first goal. Props to Bayern for a good 25-minute span in the second half, but that third goal should be the proverbial nail in the coffin.

[lefty]

Damn Barcelona is going to rape Bayern


Doubt it, tbh.
Phaggot

[ElNono]

:lol this place quiet as fuck...

:lmao midget haters having to put away the "daddy Neuer" burn away....

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Lahm: "Messi? He is just another player. We saw him during 7-0 and saw him in world cup final. He is not a problem at all to be honest."

:lmao

[lefty]

:lol Guardiola
:lol overrated phaggot
:lol singlehandedly destroyed Bayern

:lol blamed the medical staff

[Infinite_limit]

LOL Messi fucking raped Germany!

Neuer's bullshit pre game comments "Time to show Messi who's boss" can suck it, that little arrogant faggot.

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Neuer stifled the midgets in the box

[Infinite_limit]

0-0 after 78

Robben, Alaba, Ribery and Javi is Bayern victory

[lefty]

0-0 after 78

Robben, Alaba, Ribery and Javi is Bayern victory
Watching a Polish stream?

[Infinite_limit]

Watching a Polish stream?
It required a barrage of factors to occur for Barca to score a goal at Home in the 79th minute

[resistanze]

It required a barrage of factors to occur for Barca to score a goal at Home in the 79th minute

You don't get points for collapsing in the last quarter of the game. A football game is 90 minutes.

If you give up 3 goals in the first 15 minutes then no more, is that some kind of victory?

[Infinite_limit]

You don't get points for collapsing in the last quarter of the game. A football game is 90 minutes.

If you give up 3 goals in the first 15 minutes then no more, is that some kind of victory?
Pep waited too long for substations. He went for the Win, when it just required returning home scoreless

[DAF86]

Phaggot

You mad? :lol

[lefty]

You mad? :lol

No, I mean phaggot because I was right and you said "doubt it"


:lol trying reverse jinx

[DAF86]

:hat

[Amuseddaysleeper]

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Neuer stifled the midgets in the box


http://www.goal.com/en/news/1716/champions-league/2015/05/05/11428612/neuer-ill-show-messi-whos-boss

Neuer got wrecked like a bitch :lol

[DAF86]

Hey Infinite_limit, I had never realized before how your man Lewa is slower than Matt Bonner, tbh.

[Kyle Orton]

neuer is a beast but does anyone else hate how much of an arrogant cocky faggot he is? dude always plays far as fuck from his line like a sweeper even tho there has been points in his career where he got shit on doing that. he also always goes into a full emo cry baby rant and blames his teammates when he gives up goals like today. I also remember him getting butthurt as fuck when ramos raped bayern in the 2nd leg last year

[pookenstein]

Shit sandwich is out of fridge, on the grill.

No, not on the grill. I'll have it raw. Let it rot in the sun for a week.

[pookenstein]

:lmao

Non issue. Just a little drama on the championship DVD. Ribery alone will kill Barca tuesday. 6-0.

[pookenstein]

You know that nigga pookenstein (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18840) got some sympathy nookie. :lol

:toast

[pookenstein]

You can't expect to come to CN and play like we have in 2013. Barca is a machine.

Lewa has to make that goal in the first half. Still, Bayern played a decent game until that first Messi goal. Then he undresses Boateng (:wow) and the third goal is the killer for the matchup.

But fuck me if I don't make my shitsandwich a double. Bayern 6, Barca 0. YOU WILL SEE!!!!!!!

[ElNono]

Yeah, like I said earlier, Bayern didn't play a bad game up until that 80th min...

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Yeah, like I said earlier, Bayern didn't play a bad game up until that 80th min...

They did a hell of a job to keep it level after 75 minutes but I felt Barca blew a LOT of chances.

Barca should've been up 2-0 at halftime.

Lewe on the other hand should've scored that one in front of the net.

[FlAVaK]

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[DAF86]

And Suarez missed some months of competition.

[DAF86]

Among goals and assists Messi must have had a hand in at least 80 of those goals.

[Infinite_limit]

Hey Infinite_limit, I had never realized before how your man Lewa is slower than Matt Bonner, tbh.


The better team lost. The healthy midgets won today

[DAF86]

The better team lost. The healthy midgets won today

What does that have to do with what I said? :lol

[The Gemini Method]

As a casual fan of futbol, that was a pretty exciting game. Ain't seen Germany get raped like that since the fall of Berlin. Classic. Messi went Red Army on the Krauts.

[Venti Quattro]

Among goals and assists Messi must have had a hand in at least 80 of those goals.

:lol giving penalties to teammates

:lol Pussy

[The Gemini Method]

:lol giving penalties to teammates

:lol Pussy Why so angry, Venti?

[Infinite_limit]

As a casual fan of futbol, that was a pretty exciting game. Ain't seen Germany get raped like that since the fall of Berlin. Classic. Messi went Red Army on the Krauts.
Madrid slaughtered a healthy Bayern team last year

Barca needed 76 minutes at Home to get on the board against the Bayern C-squad.

We'll see who Bayern can round up health wise for Leg #2. Enough soldiers return and Bayern will 5-0 the midgets

[resistanze]

The better team lost. The healthy midgets won today

Lewandowski missed a sitter.

[Infinite_limit]

Lewandowski missed a sitter.
I'm surprised he even saw the cross wearing that mask

Lewandowski had some nice moments because of his freakish god given talent but if Bayern had a superior backup Striker (like last season), Robert should not have played

[The Gemini Method]

Madrid slaughtered a healthy Bayern team last year

Barca needed 76 minutes at Home to get on the board against the Bayern C-squad.

We'll see who Bayern can round up health wise for Leg #2. Enough soldiers return and Bayern will 5-0 the midgets Naw. It's done yo. Gonna be the first Clasico or revenge for Suarez on Chiellini. Maybe another boateng murder. Even his brother will take part in it.

[Jodelo]

I'm surprised he even saw the cross wearing that mask

Lewandowski had some nice moments because of his freakish god given talent but if Bayern had a superior backup Striker (like last season), Robert should not have played

Excuses, excuses...

[Infinite_limit]

Naw. It's done yo. Gonna be the first Clasico or revenge for Suarez on Chiellini. Maybe another boateng murder. Even his brother will take part in it.
Sure if Bayern doesn't bring anyone back from injury it's over, otherwise another 4-0 victory again over FC Midget

UEFA will do all in it's power to avoid an El Floppico Final. Set the sport back 10 years like MayPac

[The Gemini Method]

Sure if Bayern doesn't bring anyone back from injury it's over, otherwise another 4-0 victory again over FC Midget

UEFA will do all in it's power to avoid an El Floppico Final. Set the sport back 10 years like MayPac Yeah, because Bayern Munich and the Flopping Robben and the Frog are so much more entertaining futbol.

[lefty]

I don't want a Clasico in the Final

Shit is getting old :lol

Expect to see MadridRefs in full force next week, UEFA will make sure the Clashico happens

[The Gemini Method]

I don't want a Clasico in the Final

Shit is getting old :lol

Expect to see MadridRefs in full force next week, UEFA will make sure the Clashico happens It would be more entertaining then what's going on with Les Habs :cry

[Infinite_limit]

I don't want a Clasico in the Final

Shit is getting old :lol

Expect to see MadridRefs in full force next week, UEFA will make sure the Clashico happens
It's been a down year in UCL

Barcelona, Juventus, Porto, and Monaco impressed. Everyone else held serve or down graded from recent history

[lefty]

It would be more entertaining then what's going on with Les Habs :cry

Go Blackhawks

[Venti Quattro]

If you have 0 shots on target you deserve to lose

[The Gemini Method]

Go Blackhawks They are playing badass...

[Venti Quattro]

Even Messi sports that stupid faggot haircut now.

[lefty]

They are playing badass...
Yup

Even Messi sports that stupid faggot haircut now.

:lol those hipsters haircuts, high maintenance beards and flanel shirts

[Venti Quattro]

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[Infinite_limit]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hudson.jpg

[SAtown]

:lol Guardiola

:lol Bayern

:lmao Robben

Flopping puto

[SAtown]

No era penal :cry :cry :cry

[Venti Quattro]

Fine performance for Barcelona. They waited patiently for 75 minutes and then they cracked Bayern wide open when they saw the chance. All the superlatives about Leo have been said by people around the world already, so I wouldn't bother adding anymore. Messi's gesture of giving Neymar a goal during the weekend paid off as he helped pad Barca's lead heading to Munich.

Could've been already settled if Suarez didn't choke on two very good chances, but bringing a 3-0 lead to the away leg of the tie is comforting enough.

That being said, Bayern have the quality to mount a comeback. Barcelona have to get an early goal to kill off the tie. Even for Bayern's quality, having to score 5 against Barcelona to advance would be very hard to pull off.

[Infinite_limit]

If Neymar received his 2nd Yellow. What's the final tally?

0-0?
0-1 Bayern?

[resistanze]

If Lewandowski tapped in that perfect cross into an open net, what would the score be?

Send him to FC Krakow

[Infinite_limit]

If Lewandowski tapped in that perfect cross into an open net, what would the score be?

Send him to FC Krakow
Haha I'm just saying the brown fker started fouling and flopping under the pressure with 76 minutes left.

[Venti Quattro]

If Lewandowski tapped in that perfect cross into an open net, what would the score be?

Send him to FC Krakow

:lmao not to mention another Pole is getting his ass nailed to the bench by a drug cartel guy over at Arsenal

[DAF86]

Sure if Bayern doesn't bring anyone back from injury it's over, otherwise another 4-0 victory again over FC Midget

UEFA will do all in it's power to avoid an El Floppico Final. Set the sport back 10 years like MayPac

Everybody that knew a little about boxing knew there was no way that fight would be entertaining, everybody that knows about football knows that there hasn't been a boring "Clasico" for quite some years now. A Barcelona-Real Madrid UCL final would be the pinnacle of football history and could only be upstaged by an Argentina-Brazil WC final, tbh.

[Magic's T-Cells]

We all know Thomas Vermaelen was the difference-maker for the midgets.

[Infinite_limit]

http://www.espnfc.com/club/bayern-munich/132/blog/post/2438182/barcelona-defeat-bayern-munich-in-champions-league


"We knew we couldn't win one-v-one, we couldn't counterattack. So we had to keep the ball," Guardiola explained after the final whistle with a helpless shrug. Bayern, in other words, had played not to lose the game, a bit like the side of Ottmar Hitzfeld used to do in big Champions League matches, just by other means. What else could they have done? And it had nearly worked, hadn't it?


"We're disappointed with our stupidity -- we threw it away at the end. It didn't feel like a 3-0 for a long time, we had controlled the game quite well in the second half," said Thomas Muller.


Let's start with the manager. His big idea, a three-man defence with Rafinha as left-back and Bayern matching the opposition man for man like a mirror image, backfired badly. Within the first 15 minutes, the away team could have been two- or three-nil down as the three defenders struggled to keep Messi, Neymar and Luis Suarez at bay without any protection in front of them.


Bayern settled into the game a bit more once they changed to a back four and defended deeper as a team but their bad start had galvanized Barcelona and also affected their game psychologically. The midfield seemed reluctant to play vertical balls for fear of exposing their own defence. Instead, they held on to the ball running into cul-de-sacs. This was not the sort of possession that Guardiola had wanted.


but in Germany, the post-match inquest immediately concentrated on the strange set of circumstances that led to the 1-0.


Bayern had a goal kick. A few Barca and Bayern players were remonstrating with the referee following a tumble from Neymar in the box. Manuel Neuer rushed his kick out to Juan Bernat to take advantage, as he later explained, for Barca being out of position for a second. Bayern are conditioned to play that way, and against a team who made a measured build-up play from the back all but impossible due to their man-for-man pressing, hitting the free man on the left was considered an obvious move by the keeper.


"We had numerical advantage on the left," Neuer said later. The problem was that Barca reacted quickly to close down the flank. Bernat tried to run past Dani Alves but lost the ball. A second later it was in Neuer's net.


That sort of goal will strengthen those who feel that Guardiola's system could do with a bit more realism. But the biggest discussions will swirl around individual players. Mario Gotze's ineffective cameo was dismissed as "youth football" by Franz Beckenbauer. Philipp Lahm, the captain, looked miles away from his usual fitness levels and assuredness on the ball. Xabi Alonso and Bastian Schweinsteiger both struggled; Thiago seemed strangely overawed by the occasion.

[Infinite_limit]

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[quentin_compson]

Oh yeah, Bayern winning the Bundesliga is such a HUGE accomplishment when your roster is so stacked that you could do it with your B-team. :downspin:
Somehow, I don't think that Bayern got Pep hoping that he could win them the Bundesliga - even Magath managed that and more with a far worse team.

[FlAVaK]

Oh yeah, Bayern winning the Bundesliga is such a HUGE accomplishment when your roster is so stacked that you could do it with your B-team. :downspin:
Somehow, I don't think that Bayern got Pep hoping that he could win them the Bundesliga - even Magath managed that and more with a far worse team.

I made the Magath-comparison before Porto 2nd leg. But otoh, Heynckes was already called a lame duck and went on to win the triple!

I don´t know if Pep stays or goes, but he should either extend or bolt for City this summer. Staying for just one more year (current contract), try to rebuild and maybe fail again would be the worst scenario...

Go Full-Rebuild-Mode with Pep and an extension or get rid of him now and try something new!

[TheGreatYacht]

Everybody that knew a little about boxing knew there was no way that fight would be entertaining, everybody that knows about football knows that there hasn't been a boring "Clasico" for quite some years now. A Barcelona-Real Madrid UCL final would be the pinnacle of football history and could only be upstaged by an Argentina-Brazil WC final, tbh.
If we're being real, nothing would outshine a Mexico-USA WC final, tbh. The story lines the media can make, the world would finally know who is the better keeper Ochoa or Howard.

[Kyle Orton]

If we're being real, nothing would outshine a Mexico-USA WC final, tbh. The story lines the media can make, the world would finally know who is the better keeper Ochoa or Howard.
Nah that would be a waste of time. The be@ners haven't won in like 3 years and even the u21 be@ners got shit on. Move along

[Jodelo]

If we're being real, nothing would outshine a Mexico-USA WC final, tbh. The story lines the media can make, the world would finally know who is the better keeper Ochoa or Howard.

:lmao No one would watch.

[TheGreatYacht]

:lmao show me them hands, cuh

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao No one would watch.

Immigration and Homeland would watch

[it's me]

If we're being real, nothing would outshine a Mexico-USA WC final, tbh. The story lines the media can make, the world would finally know who is the better keeper Ochoa or Howard.

:lmao what a fucking joke ..... NOBODY outside beanerland and the US will watch this shit.... :lmao.. calling national championships "world Champion". Murica is the world :cry

[it's me]

Immigration and Homeland would watch
:lmao

[TheGreatYacht]

Y'all mf'ers so disrespectful lol

[lefty]

Immigration and Homeland would watch
THEY WOULD WATCH

[Infinite_limit]

Brazil vs Argentina
England vs Germany
France vs Italy




Spain vs Brazil
Greece vs Turkey
Israel vs Germany :lol

[Venti Quattro]

THEY WOULD WATCH

No faggit.

THEY WILL SEE

[lefty]

No faggit.

THEY WILL SEE
THEY SEE EVERYTHING

[SAtown]

France vs Italy


2006

Shit was awful iirc

[pookenstein]

GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

one down, nine to go.

[ElNono]

lol anuses be getting tight in Barca

[ElNono]

damn big teef with the nice pass

[DAF86]

Poor silly souls, they thought it was possible 'till God appeared. :lol

[FlAVaK]

Sl:lolw Al:lolns:lol

[DAF86]

What is that defense? :lol

[ElNono]

Neymar showing who's boss...

[FlAVaK]

Neuer and his offside-arm on EVERY goal he gets :lmao

[pookenstein]

http://fs2.directupload.net/images/150512/cywjjk7o.jpg (http://www.directupload.net)

I'm ready.

[DAF86]

:lol Lewandowski
:lol Infinite_limit

[ElNono]

that Barca goalie is pretty good

[pookenstein]

Bayern is done, that's no secret, but Barca needs to crank up their D if they want to win the Final tbh.

[Infinite_limit]

:lol Lewandowski
:lol Infinite_limit
Barcelonas A Team is better than Bayern B Team. Congrats.

Robben, Javi, Alaba, Ribery and Badstuber = Holland vs Spain 2014

[DAF86]

Barcelonas A Team is better than Bayern B Team. Congrats.

Robben, Javi, Alaba, Ribery and Badstuber = Holland vs Spain 2014

I don't give a fuck about that, I'm just laughing at your boy's inability to put away that clear chance, tbh. :lol

[FlAVaK]

Neymar showing who's boss...

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[DAF86]

LE should sub off all the players with a yellow card, imho.

[ElNono]

Time for midget to pad his CL goal count

[Infinite_limit]

Bayern Wishlist

1. Medical Staff
2. Expensive replacement for Ribery (Schaqiri is currently on loan LOL)
3. 1 adequate backup CB
4. Young midfielder (smart dealing Kroos)

[DAF86]

LE should sub off all the players with a yellow card, imho.

Nevermind, just heard nobody can't get suspended for the final.

[DAF86]

Bayern Wishlist

1. Medical Staff
2. Expensive replacement for Ribery (Schaqiri is currently on loan LOL)
3. 1 adequate backup CB
4. Young midfielder (smart dealing Kroos)

Letting Kroos go is one of the dumbest decisions ever.

[Infinite_limit]

Barcelona's last game before Final? Come on can't take these LA Liga teams seriously. It's like allowing a crooked Russian Hockey team into the NHL Playoffs.

Tarnishing the European Champions League honestly. THE TAINTED YEARS

[Infinite_limit]

Lol @ shitty Barca surrendering goals to this JV team

[pookenstein]

GooooooooooooAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL L!

Two down, eight to go.

[FlAVaK]

:wow Pep really hates Götze, subbing in Rode, neading 4 goals :lol

[The Gemini Method]

lol

[pookenstein]

GoooooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLL!

Three down, seven to go.

[Infinite_limit]

Last 4 Matchups
Bayern - 10
Barca - 5

[The Gemini Method]

:cry get over it Bayern lost.

[pookenstein]

Decent game. Offensively good, Bayern had lots of possibilities. D was bad though. And being realistic I have to admit that Barca played at 60% after they scored their second.

Still, Bayern went out with their heads held high.

[pookenstein]

:cry get over it Bayern lost.

Better team won. I'll be cheering for Barca. :toast

[The Gemini Method]

Better team won. I'll be cheering for Barca. :toast You guys have the World Cup so it hasn't been a total loss in the Deutchland

[Venti Quattro]

Neymar should have just shot the ball instead of laying it off to Messi. Passing up a penalty is different from passing up an open chance

[Jodelo]

Nevermind, just heard nobody can't get suspended for the final.

Yep, about time.

[lefty]

Infinite_limit,

Brahimi may join Bayern this summer :lol

Don't get mad :lol

[ElNono]

Last 4 Matchups
Bayern - 10
Barca - 5

:lol moral victories

[The Gemini Method]

:lol moral victories
You see that, Nono :cry

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Barca were resting in the second half. Props to them for not running up the score as this game ended 15 minutes in with Neymar's goal.

[Venti Quattro]

Disgusting shit from Jordi Alba. http://streamable.com/ytq8

[Venti Quattro]

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Damn.

:lmao Arsenal

[Venti Quattro]

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Suarez! :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow

[FlAVaK]

Disgusting shit from Jordi Alba. http://streamable.com/ytq8

Disgusting by Rafinha as well. The Matt Barnes of soccer...

[FlAVaK]

http://www.livefootballol.com/channel/sky-sports-1-acestream.html

[Infinite_limit]

Barca were resting in the second half. Props to them for not running up the score as this game ended 15 minutes in with Neymar's goal.
Reality: Barca got their ass handed by Bayern's B-squad

LOL @ your worthless Treble. Can't even defeat Sebastian Rode

[ElNono]

those Juve blue shirts are weird, tbh... looks like Madrid-Inter or something

[ElNono]

:lmao Penaldo per par

[FlAVaK]

:lol

[NASpurs]

Great... another Clasico coming up... yawn

[ElNono]

Tevez disappearing on the big stage per par too... his team is running left and right and he's walking the pitch...

[DAF86]

Is there a team in football history that gets gifted more invented penalties than Real Madrid?

[DAF86]

Just saw the reply again. Disgusting call.

[ElNono]

:lol Buffon with the vaffanculo goods

[ElNono]

jajajames trying to bait the ref into another penaldo :lol

[NASpurs]

Fucking James :lol

[FlAVaK]

Just saw the reply again. Disgusting call.

Nah, dumb play by Chiellini. Wasn´t really a foul, but he offered James the opportunity to take the contact...

[ElNono]

Real played better in that 1st half... the question for Juve is how do they get away from the catenaccio and start attacking with more purpose...

[it's me]

Nah, dumb play by Chiellini. Wasn´t really a foul, but he offered James the opportunity to take the contact...

Agree ... but that shit isn't called in the other box 100 of 100 times and everybody knows it :lmao

[DAF86]

Nah, dumb play by Chiellini. Wasn´t really a foul, but he offered James the opportunity to take the contact...

:lol C'mon now, football is a contact sport. Defenders are allowed to make contact with the forwards to try and stop them. That shit didn't look like a penalty at any point in time. It was a disgusting call anyway you look at it.

[DAF86]

BTW, I knew Penaldo was going to kick it to the middle after missing the two previous penalties. If only Buffon would have used the same logic.

[ElNono]

Now Madruefa just needs to park the bus for 45 mins, tbh...

[it's me]

BTW, I knew Penaldo was going to kick it to the middle after missing the two previous penalties. If only Buffon would have used the same logic.

Dude... there's simply no way in hell UEFA will let juve play the final...be realistic.

[ElNono]

:lmao morata again

[NASpurs]

:wow

[FlAVaK]

:flag:

[FlAVaK]

And :lol at Casillas, second Keeper of Barca would have cleared that ball :hat

[Venti Quattro]

Moratatatatatatatat

[quentin_compson]

Entertaining game. Clearly a justified penalty in the first half, by the way.

[ElNono]

:lol why all the german posters here think that was a penaldo? contact like that happens 20x on every corner kick...

[NASpurs]

Hopefully Tevez makes an appearance in this game. Should attach a Go Pro on him with all the sight-seeing he's doing.

[ElNono]

Hopefully Tevez makes an appearance in this game. Should attach a Go Pro on him with all the sight-seeing he's doing.

best seat in the house, tbh

[Infinite_limit]

Ronaldo almost sent to tears after Bale miss inside the box

[quentin_compson]

:lol why all the german posters here think that was a penaldo? contact like that happens 20x on every corner kick...

Chiellini gets James from behind, he doesn't get the ball at all. Don't see why it shouldn't be a penalty.

[resistanze]

:lol why all the german posters here think that was a penaldo? contact like that happens 20x on every corner kick...
I also don't have an issue with that penalty tbh

[ElNono]

Madruefa needs another penaldo to get this to a penaldo shootout..

[it's me]

Hopefully Tevez makes an appearance in this game. Should attach a Go Pro on him with all the sight-seeing he's doing.

Tevez is overrated as fuck TBH

[Venti Quattro]

Hopefully Tevez makes an appearance in this game. Should attach a Go Pro on him with all the sight-seeing he's doing.

Lol shut up he's too busy fixing his selfie stick

[resistanze]

:lmao Bale

[ElNono]

:lol here comes savior shitcharito....

don't get that sub at all, Benzema was playing well

[FlAVaK]

:lol why all the german posters here think that was a penaldo? contact like that happens 20x on every corner kick...

Because it wasn´t a corner. he was running towards the goal with the ball...

[ElNono]

damn Juve.... you gotta stop missing that

[NASpurs]

The ref gave that Juve fan a yellow card.

[ElNono]

Because it wasn´t a corner. he was running towards the goal with the ball...

Didn't you say it wasn't really a foul? :lol

[resistanze]

:lmao Bale

[ElNono]

so is Bale gone after this season?

[NASpurs]

:lol Chicharito

[resistanze]

RMAO begging for food stamps

[ElNono]

Morata has been great in this series, tbh... not just the goals, but really very good with the ball...

[FlAVaK]

Didn't you say it wasn't really a foul? :lol

Not in the sense that he tackled him hard. But there was contact! Semantics...

Let´s move on :lol

[ElNono]

Not in the sense that he tackled him hard. But there was contact! Semantics...

Let´s move on :lol

:lol okay

[ElNono]

Juve's penalty box getting slippery again :lol

[Venti Quattro]

RMAO begging for food stamps

Never thought James Harden plays for Real Madrid

[ElNono]

:lol catenaccio in full swing

[quentin_compson]

I'm kind of rooting for a Real goal and extra time now. :lol

[ElNono]

:lol Juve don't want to finish this off

[ElNono]

:lmao Casillas

[ElNono]

:lol RMAO
:lol Anceloshit
:lol Tristiano
:lol Penaldos

[NASpurs]

Moraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaata :lmao

[Infinite_limit]

GO

JUVENTUS

[NASpurs]

RM could had beaten Bartha (probably) but I don't think Juve can beat Bartha unfortunately. Weird how that shit works.

[Venti Quattro]

Wow. Morata puts the dagger to Madrid's hearts

[Venti Quattro]

Is Luis Suárez watching this?

[NASpurs]

La Liga> Bundesliga > Serie A > EPL:lolL

[resistanze]

Is Luis Suárez watching this?
His mouth is watering

[lefty]

Why am I not surprised

[Infinite_limit]

http://cdn.goalpost.tv/wp-content/gallery/european-babes/JuveHome1.jpg?9d7bd4

[lefty]

:lmao Bale is shit

:lmao Morata killing his childhood club

[ElNono]

lol Bale needs to GTFO and back to the EPL:lolL

[NASpurs]

That's what you get when you overpay for Tottenham Hotshit players :lol

[Venti Quattro]

That's what you get when you overpay for Tottenham Hotshit players :lol

What do you think about Tottenham? Shit!
What do you think about shit? Tottenham!
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham!
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham!

[Infinite_limit]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eVwfkeLShkM/VDioxKwPEbI/AAAAAAABCac/Z3M3t0A38oE/s1600/10593140_10202380405826019_2810571417249513718_n.j pg


http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/molly-mcgrath-21.jpg


http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/molly-mcgrath/regard-magazine-august-2014/Molly-McGrath:-Regard-Magazine-2014--20-720x931.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

Lefty who you got in the final?

[it's me]

http://giant.gfycat.com/NewBlondIguanodon.gif

[FlAVaK]

:lmao Casillas

http://gfycat.com/NewBlondIguanodon

EDIT: it´s me beat me :lol

[lefty]

Congratulations NASpurs

1 of your 3 teams made it to the Final

[ElNono]

Suarez getting ready for another bite? :lol

http://bucket1.clanacion.com.ar/anexos/fotos/99/champions-league-2039599w620.jpg

[NASpurs]

Congratulations NASpurs (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=386)

1 of your 3 teams made it to the Final

:cry thanks brah, now I need to find a Bundesliga and Ligue 1 team and I'll be set.

How about Dortmund and Lille?

[lefty]

:cry thanks brah, now I need to find a Bundesliga and Ligue 1 team and I'll be set.

How about Dortmund and Lille?

Dortmund is fine

France you should go with St-Etienne
Legendary club on the rise

[NASpurs]

Dortmund is fine

France you should go with St-Etienne
Legendary club on the rise

:lol I was fucking around, I don't think I could watch another league right now. There's just too much fucking football out in this world. Ligue 1 is just brutal to watch. Bundesliga seems fun though (outside of Bayern always wining it) but seriously, way too much football. I don't think I could add another team to follow.

[lefty]

:lol I was fucking around, I don't think I could watch another league right now. There's just too much fucking football out in this world. Ligue 1 is just brutal to watch. Bundesliga seems fun though (outside of Bayern always wining it) but seriously, way too much football. I don't think I could add another team to follow.

These days I can't even find time to watch 1 full game a week tbh

r/footballdownloads has spoiler-free extended highlights

8 minute games are convenient :lol

[lefty]

Lol Madrid fans chanting Mourinho outside the stadium what an amusing lot

[DAF86]

Entertaining game. Clearly a justified penalty in the first half, by the way.

What? :lol

[lefty]

It was a clear penalty, he clearly got his calf

[Infinite_limit]

:cry thanks brah, now I need to find a Bundesliga and Ligue 1 team and I'll be set.

How about Dortmund and Lille?
Wolfsburg

[DAF86]

Ok, so I just saw the penalty from an angle I hadn't seen before, I still think it wasn't a penalty but I could see how some could think it is.

[lefty]

It doesn't matter, we still lost :lol

Oh well, Forza Napoli

[Jodelo]

There are people here saying that it wasn't a penalty? :lmao

Doesn't matter now, Juve deserved it more as Real was unable to make more out of their chances.

[Venti Quattro]

598838524775899136

:lmao

[FlAVaK]

Wolfsburg

Bandwagoning much?


Dortmund is fine

Agreed :hat

If Juve wins at Berlin (big "if", I know), the last 3 Winners all had to go through BVB :wow

So what happens next year, since Dortmund will not be in the competition :wakeup

[NASpurs]

I might get a Dortmund shirt later this year. I think their kits are fucking great. Any leaks of the 2015-16 yet?

[NASpurs]

That nigga with the full body kit should hook me up. :lol

[FlAVaK]

I might get a Dortmund shirt later this year. I think their kits are fucking great. Any leaks of the 2015-16 yet?

Not a real leak, but somebody on twitter claimed to already have seen it, and this was made as he described:

http://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/4e2d07-1431551280.jpg

[FlAVaK]

BTW, womens final between Frankfurt and PSG 1:1 at halftime

german proxy per par (http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/beitrag/live/1822600/Das-ZDF-im-Livestream#/beitrag/livevideo/1822600/Das-ZDF-im-Livestream)

[lefty]

I might get a Dortmund shirt later this year. I think their kits are fucking great. Any leaks of the 2015-16 yet?

I was thinking about getting Man Shitty shirt tbh :lol

The current one is fugly, but the 2 previous ones were really nice tbh, including the road ones (black)

[FlAVaK]

Frankfurt wins on a nice last minute goal

598908333387608064

[Infinite_limit]

598838524775899136

:lmao

To be fair, Robben didn't play otherwise he would still be laughing

[Infinite_limit]

Real hasn't knocked out an Italian Team since Maradona played for Napoli?

[Bynumite]

Real choking their entire season in the span of a week :lmao

[Jodelo]

To be fair, Robben didn't play otherwise he would still be laughing

:lmaono:lmao

[lefty]

Damn I hated Robben when he was a Madrid player

People think Ronaldo is selfish, but Robben was much much worse back then.
I couldn't stand him

[lefty]

Real choking their entire season in the span of a week :lmao
Is it just me or does it seem like Anceloshit doesn't care about La Liga?
I felt he didn't give a shit last year either

[NASpurs]

Not a real leak, but somebody on twitter claimed to already have seen it, and this was made as he described:

http://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/4e2d07-1431551280.jpg

See, I like that one. I dig the black on the sleeves. Too bad about the pink Pacman on the abdomen though. :lol


I was thinking about getting Man Shitty shirt tbh :lol

The current one is fugly, but the 2 previous ones were really nice tbh, including the road ones (black)

Citeh does have nice ones probably the best ones in the EPL.

I've been wanting a Valencia one but I hate that fucking orange color and the white/black ones are alright, nothing special. Going to keep on waiting until they get better kits. :lol

[Bynumite]

Is it just me or does it seem like Anceloshit doesn't care about La Liga?
I felt he didn't give a shit last year either

It's probably the management in his ear telling him the CL is the top priority.

And how the fuck do you let a player on loan eliminate you from the CL? I've heard of clauses in player contracts that prevent shit like that from happening.

RMAO half-assed it and now it cost them a CL final appearance :lmao

[FlAVaK]

Too bad about the pink Pacman on the abdomen though. :lol

Actually, it´s not pink but "deep purple", a colour Evonik (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evonik_Industries) created for their corporate design :spin

http://encycolorpedia.com/674c6d

[Jodelo]

It's probably the management in his ear telling him the CL is the top priority.

And how the fuck do you let a player on loan eliminate you from the CL? I've heard of clauses in player contracts that prevent shit like that from happening.

RMAO half-assed it and now it cost them a CL final appearance :lmao

He's not loaned out, he was sold but Real has a buy back clause.

And Courtouis last year was allowed to play from UEFA (or FIFA) because such a rule was not/is not correct.



I'm ready for a new coach that knows how to handle a "whole" roster and that trusts more than 11-12 players.

[FlAVaK]

I'm ready for a new coach that knows how to handle a "whole" roster and that trusts more than 11-12 players.

Do you think Klopp is a realistic possibility or is he not (yet) big enough?

[lefty]

Citeh does have nice ones probably the best ones in the EPL.

I've been wanting a Valencia one but I hate that fucking orange color and the white/black ones are alright, nothing special. Going to keep on waiting until they get better kits. :lol

I agree about the regular Valencia kits, they are shit.

BUT

Valencia's classc kit - the one they wore against RMAO last week - is beautiful

I don't understand why it's not the regular one
.

[lefty]

Oh and Morata = Morientes 2.0

We sent him to Monaco in 2003-2004 and he raped us in both legs that season :lol

[Jodelo]

Do you think Klopp is a realistic possibility or is he not (yet) big enough?

No, not sure if he can ever handle such a team. Too many egos, too much influence from the president and stuff.

For me he's also pretty overrated. Good at motivating guys but after some time it's overused.

[Jodelo]

Oh and Morata = Morientes 2.0

We sent him to Monaco in 2003-2004 and he raped us in both legs that season :lol

The memories. :depressed

[Venti Quattro]

Do you think Klopp is a realistic possibility or is he not (yet) big enough?

Jurgen Klopp will end up with a knife on Florentino's neck by December. Not sure if Madrid fans would love that, but Florentino will never see things eye-to-eye with Klopp.

Klopp wants control over player development and transfer decisions. Flo, well... let's just say he is a control freak as well.

[ElNono]

To be fair, Robben didn't play otherwise he would still be laughing

What are you saying, Germans not good enough to win without foreigners?

[Infinite_limit]

What are you saying, Germans not good enough to win without foreigners?
At this point no one nationality can dominate UCL. Given the amount of money going around

[NASpurs]

I agree about the regular Valencia kits, they are shit.

BUT

Valencia's classc kit - the one they wore against RMAO last week - is beautiful

I don't understand why it's not the regular one
.

Because the oranges from Valencia are famous which is why they use that God-awful color.

[lefty]

Because the oranges from Valencia are famous which is why they use that God-awful color.
yup


:cry but Mario Kempes

http://www.deportevalenciano.com/files/tumblr_m7mhpukufw1rtb96oo1_1280.jpg

:cry FEG

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11260712_1608765826008302_1980075121_n.jpg

[Infinite_limit]

How bout the age difference


Buffon - 37 yrs - 421 club appearances - 147 for Italy
Stegen - 23 yrs

[ElNono]

lol Marcelo

TXjaJ877ZcA

[Jodelo]

:lmao

[SAtown]

Juve already down against Inter, albeit with their B team. I still think the Berlin final will be the most lopsided in CL/European Cup history.

[Infinite_limit]

Juve already down against Inter, albeit with their B team. I still think the Berlin final will be the most lopsided in CL/European Cup history.
Barcelona getting another butt kicking?

[Infinite_limit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV5xpweO62c

[SAtown]

Barcelona getting another butt kicking?

Nothing would please me more, but there's no chance of that happening.

[SAtown]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV5xpweO62c

BS call on Gattuso for the Liverpool PK. Gerrard pulled a Robben tbh

Then Shevchenko missed a wide open chance in front of goal in extra time. Dudek was unreal

[SAtown]

http://blogs.reuters.com/soccer/files/2009/12/dudek-1024x742.jpg

:cry

[FlAVaK]

Oulook for 15/16:

UEFA put on an new system for the draw. The top 7 national champions (Spain, England, Germany, Italy, France, Portugal and Russia:lol) and the winner are drawn out of group/pot 1. Groups 2 to 4 are strictly made out of UEFA-rankings. When groups are drawn, still no unilateral head2heads are allowed...

Since Barca und Juve already both won their league, the 8th team in pot 1 will be PSV Eindhoven out of the 8th best league in Europe.

Real, Porto and others will be drawn out of 2 or lower...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_UEFA_Champions_League#Group_stage

[Venti Quattro]

Arsenal to get grouped with Bayern. Of course.

[Infinite_limit]

BS call on Gattuso for the Liverpool PK. Gerrard pulled a Robben tbh

Then Shevchenko missed a wide open chance in front of goal in extra time. Dudek was unreal
Yes, my first UEFA Champions League Final. I purchased my Gerrard jersey in Istanbul 2 years later

What do you credit for AC's victory the following season?

[FlAVaK]

Arsenal to get grouped with Bayern. Of course.

Definitely can´t get grouped with BVB next year :bang :depressed :pctoss

[IronMexican]

What was the difference this year for Barca?

[lefty]

What was the difference this year for Barca?

The real question is : what was the difference this year for Liverpool?

[IronMexican]

No Suarez was the biggest reason. Just cause you spent 80 million pounds after selling him for as much, won't feline you the results you want. I'm not sure how much was spent, but I know Lovren and Lallana were over 50 million combined.

[lefty]

:lol Lovren's defense
:lol all those goals conceded from Moreno's side

[Infinite_limit]

What was the difference this year for Barca?
Real and Atletico were weaker